Everyone's favourite pickup lines

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

I’d say you aren’t cute but I’d be lion

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

Do I know you? I ask because you look a lot like my next girlfriend...

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway

[dyslexicthranduil-deactivated20]

well

it’s that time of year again

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

Are you a parking ticket? Cos you got fine written all over you

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

I must've had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

Somebody call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 cos I've fallen for you

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

Oh, you're going to bed? Mind if I slytherin?

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

You don't need a platform to see my 9 and 3/4.

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

Why don't you come back to my place so we can do some wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

Not even the Mist could hide my love for you

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

Olaf's not the only one getting impaled tonight

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

Well here I am. What were your other two wishes again?

[shitatmakingurlsfabatmakinglove]

You can lift my hammer, cos you’re definitely worthy

[stfusluht]

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock