#shittylights

we need to build a settlement

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I want to see my kukujiao!

Bill, while watching the video recording

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Cat, are you Tampines?

Isabelle

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I've lived with shoes inside my house all my life!

Jon

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And none for Bill Cai, bye.

Cat

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"I'm going to napalm this scene." "Okay that's going too far."

Bill and Cat on overextended metaphors

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"I'm remembering Vietnam." "That has a very different meaning in America."

Bill and Cat

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Is this something that would piss you off? If he slept with your mee goreng vendor?

Cat

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I'm checking the shitcitylightssays tumblr.

Jon validating this existence

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You came home and found Jon shitting on your mee goreng or something.

no comment

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"Chilli crab?" "Chilli crab." "CHILLI CRAB."

Jon and Bill bonding

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Jon has a personal supplier of nasi lemak and laksa. Bill, you have only managed to acquire a Milo van.

Cat accessing Singaporean motivations

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So it's like 'huehue'.

Jon, eloquently

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"Imagine you're telling him that you're about to get married." "I'd tell him 'my condolences, bro'."

Bill interjecting as Cat instructs Jon

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"Babby..." "Don't say babby. Please. Please. Anything but that."

Cat and Jon AGAIN

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You're mean.

Bill getting to the point with Jon

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Let me plan my path of assault.

Bill, ominously

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"Sorry, I thought the line was longer than it actually was." "You think a lot of things are longer than they actually are."

Cat dropping more sick burns on Jon