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• Calliope • she/they • 20s • follows/likes from @danse-de-macabre • art blog is @calliopesartblog • art tag is #my drawings • commissions are open! •

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[peglarpapers]

we are so optimistic about men fucking in here. we are stacking them like legos

[the-wave-finally-broke]

deeply obsessed with the terror fandom's defiance

[jacquelying]

somewhere in the arctic george costanza has just been diagnosed with severe muscle atrophy from laying around in his quarters eating beef tongue

[messican133]

There is no Love on that island

[lonnson]

[roaldamundsen]

I drink all 300 bottles of amundsens secret juice and I'm found dead in a ditch

[roaldamundsen]

maybe this would cure me

[moishe-pipick]

No

[reginaldkoettlitz]

they need to invent a summer that isnt warm. i yearn for antarctica

[fitzmandible]

Pov: James Fitzjames

[roaldamundsen]

happy june! roald amundsen has been missing for 98 slutty slutty years

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[magneticrabbit]

[romanceyourdemons]

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

[romanceyourdemons]

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

[toomanyassassins]

I FUCKING CANT ADHJJSFASD

[idontkniwanythgin]

Reading anything about Arctic explorers you're just sitting there like

[swordstray]

so boatpilled i didn’t realize this wasn’t about actual ships until i already scrolled past

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

are we getting the wendys four for four francis? i would like that very much.