ShitePoste

50% shit, 50% post

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How the FUCK am I supposed to shitpost if I can't see all zero notes in one place??

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Nothingburger Ass Blog

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Time to shit, time to post

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Most of my creative process is shutting down the higher functions of my brain

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Posting to my side blog to ensure minimum exposure

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If we're gonna burn the Earth can it at least be for more than minimum wage?

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Another shit, another post

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In the name of lifting nation

In the name of wicked gains

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For a Limited Time

I will be answering questions, but only the stupid ones

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All right that's enough

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For a Limited Time

I will be answering questions, but only the stupid ones

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If I was named Paul I would run for Congress so I could be a Paulitician

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My grieving process is listening to St. Anger until the snare drowns out my problems

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I'm done pretending

That St. Anger is a bad album

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My creative process is hovering my ass over the keyboard and letting the turds fall where they may

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Confession

I only post when I'm taking a shit

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Wide awake and actual

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I'm done pretending

That St. Anger is a bad album