Shit Skype Says

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sometimes you like the dick

Mel, 2018, a Brave New Year

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Don't fuck the soup, this burns the penis.

Kevin & Mel 2017

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Alcohol free beer is like sex with a woman, completely pointless.

Oliver 2017

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Yeah, my mom had delusions when she was on antidepressants, she thought I could become an independant and productive member of society.

Sarun 2017

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Oh Oh The hot one in the Lion Jesus movie

Cody 2017

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We are number one but every time Ironeyes opens his mouth we roll initiative

Sarun 2017

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I remember when I was on the bus and the guy beside me had his dick out... what!

Mel 2016

[shiteskypesays]

It's so big. I wanna mount it so bad.

Mel 2016

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I'm laughing in Japanese in case that helps you guys.

Oliver 2016

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Horse Fellation wouldn't be very convenient. Horse on horse, I mean.

Oliver 2016

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The person at the other end of the room can *smell* my boner I'm so aroused.

Mel 2016

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I mean, I wanted to bang Sarun.

Scott 2016

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I want to see your face when you lick Satan's asshole.

Oliver 2016

[shiteskypesays]

That's pretty kawaii.

Scott 2016, in response to Oliver 2016

[shiteskypesays]

What's the point of having a girlfriend if you can't make a movie?

Oliver 2016

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Whenever I get up I'm like: Ugh, I'm gonna regret this

Mel 2016