Shit Flash Says

My coworker Flash is a very unpredictable person. These are his stories.

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Finally we have our meetup! Hi NuttyKnot!!

Breadbelly B12, San Francisco

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Shout outs to @nuttyknot, Flash’s loyal and only follower!

Sorry I can’t hang out with you guys this weekend, hope you’re enjoying San Francisco!

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Flash bought my merch!

Pay me.

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Flash’s new profile pic.

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I was trying to make an information architecture for work purposes. I forgot that Flash has access to my board.

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I taught a lunch session today on drawing anime and we covered different styles like Sailor Moon, Evangelion, and Howl’s Moving Castle.

Flash didn’t listen to anything I taught and drew Sanic instead.

Sigh.

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I forgot to post this until now, but this is from 2017 when we went on a Costco run for our team holiday party. I told the guys about the Costco challenge (you have to eat at least $10 worth of Costco food court items in one sitting) and we strategized for a long time about how this could be done efficiently.

None of us did it, but just something I look back on fondly...

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Sent the template to Flash to see what his favorite games are.

This is what he sent back.

Bonus: Huy’s response.

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He tried securing his pizza box to his bicycle with only 2 pieces of tape.

I made him wrap the tape several times before trying to go home.

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Flash is pursuing his new dream of being a pop star.

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Flash is trying to break Slack. Too bad Slack has a message limit cap.

Bonus: Flash doesn’t know how to count beyond 5.

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Flash: I don’t know what to put in my introduction presentation.

Momo: Memes. You love memes.

Flash: Okay.

The madlad actually did it.

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Yesterday, Flash and I argued about how he stole a chair from our area.

I come to work this morning to this at my desk.

Chair séance?

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Momo: Did you know they opened the first Apple store in Thailand?

Flash: What really? Where?

Momo: *Shows the location on Google Maps to Flash*

Flash: Oh, it's on the left side of the river!

Momo: Is the left side of the river a special place?

Flash: I don't go to that side.

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Flash is back!

But he’s leaving again tomorrow.

I am a sad.

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ShitFlashSays will be on hiatus or have really slow updates because Flash sucks. If you spot Flash in the wild, talk to him, take a pic, and send it so that we can keep the blog going.

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Can you not?

Everyone: Oh, enjoy your maternity leave! Good luck!

Lynna: Thanks everyone!

Flash: Are you scared?

Everyone: WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?! SHUT UP!!

Flash: What...? Can I not ask?

Momo: Look, women who aren't even pregnant are scared of pregnancy, okay???

Flash: Oh...

Lynna: Yes... I'm scared.