Shit Ryan Haywood Says

Quotes from Ryan Haywood / Header: undergroundmindpalace.tumblr.com

[shitmadkingryansays]

I'm not good at networking or talking to humans.

A Waste of Words - Off Topic #81

(1:19:13)

[shitmadkingryansays]

This is a terrible game.

Let’s Play - Mario Party 8: Bowser’s Warped Orbit

(1:33:10)

[shitmadkingryansays]

Un-blooping-believable.

Let’s Play - Mario Party 8: Bowser’s Warped Orbit

(14:40)

[shitmadkingryansays]

I don't know, man. I just- I don't know.

Let’s Play - Uno: The Movie

(1:16:32)

[shitmadkingryansays]

There is no happiness. There is no joy. Why green?

Let’s Play - Uno: The Movie

(1:13:29)

[shitmadkingryansays]

All the pretty things are broken!

Let’s Play - Uno: The Movie

(1:12:07)

[shitmadkingryansays]

That's great. This is great. This is great. I love this. I love this. Just keep shoving them in there. Man, we're just gonna do this all day.

Let’s Play - Uno: The Movie

(36:20)

[shitmadkingryansays]

This hand has like four 7's in it so I'll see that again in a minute.

Let’s Play - Uno: The Movie

(26:33)

[shitmadkingryansays]

I don't know that anybody can win this.

Let’s Play - Uno: The Movie

(9:38)

[shitmadkingryansays]

I'm a powerful stroker.

Let’s Play - Mario Party 8: Koopa’s Tycoon Town Part 1

40:21

[shitmadkingryansays]

You give them the whole blast and hope something sticks. That's how you make a baby.

Things to Do In GTA V - Avalanche VS Snipers

(0:52)

[shitmadkingryansays]

Down is always ball-ward.

Let’s Play Minecraft - Episode 206 - Mo’Chievements: Wither Away

(36:42)

[shitmadkingryansays]

Thanks, bro? Oh, I'm sorry- bruh.

Let’s Play Minecraft - Episode 192 - 1.8.8 Adventure

(48:21)

[shitmadkingryansays]

You, sir, are full of shit.

Let’s Play Minecraft - Episode 192 - 1.8.8 Adventure

(21:09)

[shitmadkingryansays]

If I kill Jeremy could I claim I killed a bitch?

Let’s Play Minecraft - Episode 181 - Hit List X

(23:44)

[shitmadkingryansays]

Geoff's got his thunkin' hat on.

Let’s Play Minecraft - Episode 177 - Blocking List (Part 2)

(12:04)

[shitmadkingryansays]

Welp, sorry Jack. Come here and die!

Let’s Play Minecraft - Episode 177 - Blocking List (Part 2)

(8:10)