Shit My Little Says

My Little, K, is a very interesting person. I love her dearly, but most of the shit that comes out of her mouth needs to be recorded for anyone to believe. Including her. -C (aka Big) ask away - Confused? Read this! Archive - Mobile

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I can't catch a break today! I can't even break my own leg!!!

Little K

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Little K: Well do we have the stuff to do it?

C: Do we have lemons?

Little K: HELL YEAH WE DO!!

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I don't know how else you take that besides, 'I've got my dick in a bitch!'

Little K on Marco Reus's Twitter handle, @Woodyinho

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Yeah but it's more fun if I have a snowcone, funnel cake, and a sunburn from an amusement park!!

Little K

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We're bored... Okay I am. And I'm wondering if anyone's around anymore. Soooo.... Experiment!!

☝ - How tall are you?

✔ - Sexual Orientation

♨ - Do you Smoke?

☟ - Do you Drink?

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

✖ - Age you get mistaken for

☆ - Have Tattoos?

★ - Want any tattoos?

☯ - Got any Piercings?

✌ - Want any piercings?

♧ - Best friend?

♥ - Do you like anyone?

♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?

♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?

☹ - Biggest pet peeve?

✍ - Story from your childhood.

☄ - I wish…

® - Favorite foods?

☀ - Story about your day.

♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?

☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

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Little and I totally just switched drinks...

We found those freezy alcohol pouches at the grocery store and they were 2 bucks so why not? She opened one that was a daquiri and I opened a Smirnoff one. Well she's not thrilled with rum and I'm not a fan of vodka so we didn't like each of ours. But switching made it perfectly better......... Big/lil solutions...?

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Babything 2 is talking guyyysss!!!

He had one word right after K got home and he picked up four more today... BT1 has no idea what to do and is apparently trying to make him say his name. Not working so far but this is exciting!!!

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K: This is our first dinner in our new place...

C: Yeah... It's kinda pathetic...

K: And a broken lightbulb upstairs. Mazel tov.

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Look at that swag! It's like... Asscrack itches swag!

Little K, moving sucks y'all. And so do the new neighbors.

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Serious question; did she die?

No... Sorry, I've been on vacation... School ended, we're not in the same place... It's been difficult to remember. But she's fine... She and T leave for Germany tomorrow for a couple weeks. He's been here for the past two and a half now. Might go post the highlights from that...

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Finals Week Adventure Time!!!

Well, K doesn't have any finals, but I do so whatever.

Anyway, today I came home from my first final and found what I believed to be a dead baby bird in front of our door. I nearly cried. And then it MOVED. Yeah. Baby bird not dead. So I got K. And we watched the bird for a while wondering what to do with it. And instead watched it die. Watched. It. Die. The bird died in front of us. IN FRONT OF US. Sooo... We might've bribed our Resident neighbors with German beer to clean it up... Is that wrong? I mean they cleaned up a dead cat once....

Who the hell has to bribe their neighbors to clean up a dead bird....?

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This is like clench-your-asscheeks-and-waddle-into-Walgreen's bad...

Little K

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I think... When God made Poland... That he had the hiccups. And a lisp.

Little K

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*puts straw on canine tooth* I'm a redneck walrus! I only have one tooth!

Little K

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Steven Spielberg keeps remaking his movies in 3D. I wonder when they're going to do Schindler's List in 3D. I mean I'd go see it...

Little K

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Dr. H would not approve

Uh.... Probs not. I kind of wish I'd never been told that. But whatevs. I'm sure he knows anyway....

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Yeah Taco Bell and oral really don't go together...

Little K