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Me when i rejoin society after becoming a hermit after the last time i joined society and having to catch up on the state of the country

Me: "Hi, Holy SHI-

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Mom, how its made is getting weird again

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Professor X and Magneto would absolutely wipe the WHOLE floor with Capitan American in a debate. It doesn't matter what the debate is, and no one would be able to help Steve, god rest his stupid ass.

Capitan America knows Spiderman, who hangs out with Deadpool, who fucks with Colossus whos part of the x-men, and Xaviers school is also in new york

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Robot man would fucking hate Iron man, no one can convince me otherwise.

Iron man mentors spiderman whos knows superman, whos in the justice league. Young justice has Robin, robins also part of the teen titans with cyborg. Cyborg was a part of doom patrol for a bit. Hence, they're in the same universe.

Doom manor is in Ohio where stark tower is in new york so luckily Jane won't have to deal with Cliffs complaining that often.

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The lego movies are canon in the super connected universe and Peter parker invites Surri, Loki, young justice team, and the teen titans to watch the newest ones

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Green Arrow and Hawkeye would either get together and shit talk about their respective teams, and debate arrows, Or, have an on site rivalry.

Green arrow is apart of the justice league, with superman, whos had a cross over with spiderman. Spidey works under Tony stark who is a part of the avengers, of whom Hawkeye is also a member. Ergo they are in the same universe.

The only one who'd be able to stop them would be Speedy and Hawkeye (the sidekick to hawkeye) who would both roll their eyes and vent to the other about arrow related drama

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I think Magento would have a complicated relationship with Ultron

Wolverine has met deadpool, deadpool hangs out with spiderman, spiderman works with Tony stark, ergo, Magento and Ultron share a universe.

Like, Magneto openly dislikes humans, sees them as a threat to mutant kind that needs to go, and Ultron wants to do a genocide because... evil robot. But Magneto can absolutely crush Ultron on a whim. And i don't think Ultron knows whos a human passing mutant and whos just a vanilla person. And Ultron would probably not like Magneto on principle of his (Ultrons) little dick energy

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He protek

He attack

But most importantly, He the snack that smiles back

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Beast boy, Shaggy, and the Teenage mutant ninja turtles are in the same universe and i think they'd be friends.

Proof: Beast boy is in the teen titans group with Robin, Robin is also part of the young justice league, under the justice league, of whom Batman is a part of. You know who Batman had a cross over with? The fucking ninja turtles, guess who else batman has had a crossover with? MYSTERY INC., ergo. Its all connected, ive connected the dots.

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Ever since i chose to believe that all the super hero things exist in the same universe. As in.

The Avengers

Mighty avengers (its different)

The Defenders

X-Men

Doom patrol

The Justice League

Young Justice

Brother hood of evil (fight me this is my magic gang)

X- Force

Tmnt

Guardians of the Galaxy

Shazam gang

Runaways

Teen titans

Fantastic 4

Batfam

Scooby Doo

And all the students at Xaviers school for gifted youngsters and independent supes, mutants, miscellaneous nar do wells in those franchises. Plus rouges galleries.

Ive been having a great time.

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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes

She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes

She'll be coming round the mountain doing ninty miles an hour, when the chain on her motorcycle broke

She fell in the grass with the bumper up her ass, and her tits playing dixie on the spokes

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Im what people in the bizz call, FUCKED!

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Our government is like playing poker in the dark, where everyone is playing with different cards, to different ends, the dealer hates everyone but ted, the dice keep rolling off the table and everything is on fire

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Its hard to throw someone the bouy when you yourself aren't in the life boat

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"At least you got closure, i dont know if my familys alive or dead or what have you... some sad, lonely part of me wishes that they're still around somewhere. Most of me hopes they're dead."

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The arrow struck them both

Only one bled, but they both died that day amidst an uncaring crusade.

They both died

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