Shit Russian Twitter Trolls Say

In memory of the weird and relatable tweets published by accounts linked to Russian operatives.

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

The hardest job in world #MomIn5Words

Jacky (@queenofthewo)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can fly #EDQ

Toby Kress (@heyits_toby)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#ValentinesDayIn3Words working all day

Eric Roberts (@mr_clampin)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#TwitterCanBeABit unrealistic about relationship concepts...

David Collier (@puredavie)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

140 characters can be worth 1000 words. #ThingsToKnowAboutTwitter

Jacky (@queenofthewo)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

Be ironically depressed and partake in quality memes, this is the way of the tweet #ThingsToKnowAboutTwitter

Jasper Flynn (@jasper_fly)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#2017SurvivalTips never ever talk about Pokemon Gp

Jacky (@queenofthewo)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

RT @SinCityChiGirl: I ate so much I clogged the toilet this morning. #ChristmasAftermath

Giselle Evans (@giselleevns)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#ThingsYouCantIgnore people putting their kids on a leash

Kathie (@kathiemrr)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#ILove__ButIHate__ I love garlic but I hate garlic breath.

Rita Hart (@notritahart)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#My2017Resolution is to stop procrastinating. But wan't it my 2016 resolution? Meh, whatever

Abigail Silk (@abigailssilk)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

Dude they just legalized weed! #CancelPlansIn5Words

Kathie (@kathiemrr)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#ImAlwaysOkWith free pizza

Rita Hart (@notritahart)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#ThingsIDontWantOnCamera my failed attempts at nudes

Giselle Evans (@giselleevns)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#MakeMeHateYouInOnePhrase I'm gonna be a slutty [insert literally anything] for Halloween

Cassie Weltch (@cassieweltch)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

Where I sleep #MyBedroomIn3Words

Tracy Brooks (@traceyhappymom)

[shitrussiantwittertrollssay]

#TheTroubleWithAddiction is just cant enough of that booty Haha good one No seriously guys i.. i need... help please haha nice not u too mom

Eric Roberts (@mr_clampin)