Shit Talking UPS

This is for shit talking my job at UPS and generally being cheeky :)

[shittalkingups]

So I can’t lie, I got kinda bored sitting and doing nothing, so I started doing a bit more work (bare minimum, barely break a sweat) and the trade off is smoking some good weed at work uwu

[buckybarnesss]

fellas is it gay to ask your bodyguard who accidentally dropped the ball and let you get kidnapped if you’re dead upon seeing his face after the trunk you were stuffed in was opened?

[n64retro]

[shittalkingups]

Lmao still up to it. Spent 2 1/2 hours hiding at work participating in work avoidance. Was great :)

[shittalkingups]

Hey UPS, I like to do a lot of work avoidance. I rarely do any actual work. Thanks for paying me to do nothing :)