we're assholes and its hilarious

shut the fuck off

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castle and asshole rhyme surprisingly well

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sorry you're such a pleb

kenzie

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i like songs about... bitches

kenzie likes lady gaga

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WHY are you so into eating stuff?

eatable

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if they filleted the bug, lovingly, and gave me the bug so i would not feel the legs in my mouth, i would eat it.

bug eating contest

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nic: what do bugs taste like?

kenzie: pure, unadulterated protein.

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kenzie: oh yeah my birthdays in like a week.

tom: oh happy birthday how old are you gonna be? 14?

kenzie: um

tom: RRRRRRRROOOOOASTED

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kenzie: i'd pay like 20 dollars to punch a kid in the face.

izzy: why pay 20 dollars when you could punch me in the face for freeeee

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tom: summer is all about sleeping

tom: u should prolly take advantage of that

leo: ur a fuckin chump tom

leo: summer is about testing the limits of your body

leo: finding out who you are by putting yourself through the worst things possible

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izzy: its hypothetically FOOLPROOF

nic: i am a fool and you cant proof this from me

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kenzie: im literally not allowed in

nic: go

nic: right now

kenzie: are you waiting there for me with your mutton chops

kenzie: bc i wont go unless thats the case

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it looks like a grandma lamp but in a sexy way

lamp shopping

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[4/13/15, 8:17:03 PM] tom: i need a new twitter username

[4/13/15, 8:17:22 PM] dalia: dickweedpart8

[4/13/15, 8:18:01 PM] kenzie: slavslav

[4/13/15, 8:18:10 PM] tom: taken

[4/13/15, 8:18:13 PM] dalia: slavchav

[4/13/15, 8:18:41 PM] kenzie: slavdad

[4/13/15, 8:19:14 PM] nic: slavsquatter

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its not just any man-thong, it's MY man-thong

alibaba

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tom: hes everything ive dreamed of

sir: you can date him

tom: no

tom: its more of like

tom: dreaming of a car crash

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dalia: pwin teaks

izzy: pine twinks

kenzie: IM CALLING THE POLICE

izzy: disclaimer: i didnt realize the gravity falls associations until it was too late, i've already arrested myself

izzy: im typing from within a jail cell currently

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i wuv u cockwaffle

immortalize this hot mess