shitty TMA AUs

a factory dedicated to mass producing the worst TMA AUs of all time. it has no other purpose. submit your own if you dare (**10/22/25: asks temporarily disabled while we deal with the backlog)

[shitty-tma-aus]

guidelines

the red stamp of death means your AU is actually good and doesn’t belong on this blog

if your submission contains racism, misogyny, ableism, queerphobia, or overt bigotry of any kind, it won't be posted and you will probably be blocked

I don't mind NSFW humor but anything to do with sexual assault and/or grooming, no matter how sincere and heartfelt your headcanon/idea is, gets deleted on sight

try not to submit anything with headcanons heavily related to race, religion or ethnicity (if only because the unspoken implication is that you think the headcanon you submitted counts as 'shitty')

I'm begging you, no more "everyone was schizophrenic/in a coma the whole time", ableism aside it just gets old really fast

my inbox has upwards of 200 asks in it at all times, please be patient with me as I try to sort through them without flooding everyone's dashes

please do not come here to rant or vent about how things are going for you, this isn't the place for that

check out the sister blog featuring the magnus protocol AUs, @shitty-tmagp-aus, @badly-made-tma-domains and this other blog I just found, @shitty-tmagp-theories! (or, if you prefer your horror podcasts with a tinge of symbiote, check out @shitty-malevolent-aus)

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[jesterattack]

My nam is Jonathan Sims. I throw my hair up into a messy bun and walk down the stairs. Elias Bouchard looks at me. "We're selling you to the Ceaseless Watcher." The Ceaseless Watcher turns its gaze upon me. I am this wretched thing.

[dogpuppy]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Spider Cheese

Oh you thought you imagined it?

Milbenkäse - Wikipedia

Milbenkäse - Wikipedia

[shitty-tma-aus]

The Web has a new way to ensnare thee...

[enbyogre]

I’d just like to bring up this section of that wiki page

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not propoganda, but the people need to remember how incredible the rng was for this.

It’s really funny that it happened again

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 13

Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100)

Sans (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 22

[shitty-tma-aus]

@entities-of-posts End perhaps? or Extinction.

-mod atlas

[entities-of-posts]

is anything ever more than one Entity? cause I find like maybe 70% of the time there's overlap.

for example: what would the Permian Basin Superorganism be ? cause the obvious answer seems like the Flesh, of course, but it's also unfathomably Vast AND it's completely Buried underground !!

(I assume to keep posts simple you just go with the main/most obvious one, but still curious what your opinion on overlap is)

Of course, they all bleed into each other at the edges. They are not truly separate. Each peak of a mountain range might be distinct, but when you are hiking between, where precisely does one end and the next begin? Usually it is possible to say you are still closer to one than the other, but sometimes there is really no way to decide which it is.

If each Entity is mountain, then Fear itself is the ground, and between each peak are shadowed valleys.

[shitty-tma-aus]

yeah we're currently working on a conspiracy board connecting entities together. like one of those ship charts. -Mod Atlas

[mavisofthemoon]

Pride Month means it's time to DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The online draft link for ttou 2 directs to ttou 1, is the antarctica conspiracy not available besides purchase?

The antarctica conspiracy is the second half of TTOU. The javelin project is the first half. It was written as one story but the printer I use won't print 1400 page books so I have to release it as two books.

[vinfluorine]

Have you tried printing it in A4

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

New mission to just fuck up everyone's bookshelves by selling them books that absolutely will not fit

[theeternalnewb]

The books already barely fit. Clearly blatantly not fitting at all might almost be an improvement, as libraries would be forced to sit it out on a table instead of putting it on a shelf. Then everyone walking by would be all "my god what is that thing" and then, because they are the type of person who goes to the library, take it home with them.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I should print them in scroll form. Just one huge fuckoff scroll.

[welcometothejunkpile]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is the kind of thing you'd find in an Evil Library

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#jurgen leitner ass books

[fractoluminescence]

[TMA Fan Song]

I'm Here When You're Here All Alone

To accompany a fic I'd like to write about Martin being an avatar of the Lonely, but I'm the type to worldbuild more than I draft so don't hold your breath. Also yeah the recording isn't great but at least it's posted now :')

Visit Original Link

[Verse 1]

I'm here on rainy days I'm here on restless nights You know you can call me When you're feeling blue

I'm here when you reach out And no one reaches back I'm here when no one answers When your call makes it through

I'm here when you sit down And turn on the TV I'm here when you make dinner For one instead of three

I'm here when you curl up Your knees under your chin Your arms around yourself I'm here because, you see,

[Chorus 1]

I am here When you're here All alone

Yes I'm here When you're here All alone

[Verse 2]

I'm all the things you keep around In case you're bored during the day I'm all the apps on which you scroll And all the games you sit to play

I'm all the books you've yet to read I am the digipet you raise I'm the videos on your feed I am the essays that you praise

I'm the AI you're chatting with In between classes and shifts The Scrabble app, the empty lobby The solo MMO

And when you divert your path I am the friend that you ghost I am the scalding hot bath And the stranger you roast

[Chorus 2]

And I'm here When you're here All alone

Yeah I'm here When you're here All alone

[Verse 3]

I am the childhood friend that's gone I am the school you left behind I am the years that you have lost Looking for love you couldn't find

I am the teach who didn't care I am the end of summer camp I am the stillness in the air I am the world that's been unkind

I'm the great-aunt you never see And the cousins you miss And the grandparent you wish You had gotten to know

And when you put on your music When you put on your show And you try to forget I'll have you know

[Chorus 3]

That I'm here When you're here All alone

Cuz I'm here When you're here All alone

-=oOo=-

Originally inspired to make this by star/bogslut's works on Youtube, specifically this video which inserted Lonely!Martin into my mind and this one which inspired the structure of this song, with all the little snippets from different victims. You don't know me, but you put dreams in my head, so thank you, cool internet artist person

[shitty-tma-aus]

@fractoluminescence this is the red stamp of death!

it is me, @attacus-atlas-the-moth

[rotflea]

[fractoluminescence]

[TMA Fan Song]

I'm Here When You're Here All Alone

To accompany a fic I'd like to write about Martin being an avatar of the Lonely, but I'm the type to worldbuild more than I draft so don't hold your breath. Also yeah the recording isn't great but at least it's posted now :')

Visit Original Link

[Verse 1]

I'm here on rainy days I'm here on restless nights You know you can call me When you're feeling blue

I'm here when you reach out And no one reaches back I'm here when no one answers When your call makes it through

I'm here when you sit down And turn on the TV I'm here when you make dinner For one instead of three

I'm here when you curl up Your knees under your chin Your arms around yourself I'm here because, you see,

[Chorus 1]

I am here When you're here All alone

Yes I'm here When you're here All alone

[Verse 2]

I'm all the things you keep around In case you're bored during the day I'm all the apps on which you scroll And all the games you sit to play

I'm all the books you've yet to read I am the digipet you raise I'm the videos on your feed I am the essays that you praise

I'm the AI you're chatting with In between classes and shifts The Scrabble app, the empty lobby The solo MMO

And when you divert your path I am the friend that you ghost I am the scalding hot bath And the stranger you roast

[Chorus 2]

And I'm here When you're here All alone

Yeah I'm here When you're here All alone

[Verse 3]

I am the childhood friend that's gone I am the school you left behind I am the years that you have lost Looking for love you couldn't find

I am the teach who didn't care I am the end of summer camp I am the stillness in the air I am the world that's been unkind

I'm the great-aunt you never see And the cousins you miss And the grandparent you wish You had gotten to know

And when you put on your music When you put on your show And you try to forget I'll have you know

[Chorus 3]

That I'm here When you're here All alone

Cuz I'm here When you're here All alone

-=oOo=-

Originally inspired to make this by star/bogslut's works on Youtube, specifically this video which inserted Lonely!Martin into my mind and this one which inspired the structure of this song, with all the little snippets from different victims. You don't know me, but you put dreams in my head, so thank you, cool internet artist person

[dwinkus]

so hows liz's computer going

[diseases-for-center-control]

hey buddy should i ingest 420kg of this wall cotton candy

my beautiful comrade to the north. what does this mean

[diseases-for-center-control]

Tick season seems to be off to a fast start, and some experts worry about future illnesses

Tick season seems to be off to a fast start, with an unusually high number of bites already reported across the country.

Now the party don't start til I walk in

Tick tick, in the grass, roll your pant leg up real fast

Tonight, I will bite, you can't digest red meat right ✨🎵

[centers-for-disease-control]

hi, ive eaten radium paint by accident

what now

Doctor

[greg-jar-mp3]

@diseases-for-center-control

[diseases-for-center-control]

Ohhhh we see, this is a "if you don't like Dad's answer go ask Mom" type of situation, except instead it's "if you don't like the health agency's answer, go ask one of its evil clones"

Well our answer is

[heartattackinblackdye]

bites bites bites bjtes wait no im sorry come back i wont do it again bites bites bites bites

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else