Dirk's Blog of Daily Shitty Art

Surprise, you're getting shitty Dirks on the daily, again. Inbox status: open.

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what’s ur favorite book

It's kind of a niche read, not sure if you've ever heard of it, anon.

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oh no, someone turned the shitty dirk into a cat! what will he do?

Sharpen my claws, lay around and fuckin' nap for hours, plot world domination. You know, cat things.

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hi dirk!!! - @poorly-drawn-harley-kennel

TT: Hi Jade, fellow mentally ill person. Let's make robots together and have them fuckin' fight in an epic rap battle. Mine of course will win with my excellent grasp on the English language, but I digress.

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hooray!

TT: I have no context for this.

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Anyway, Applejack and I are fuckin' chilling out.

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What do you think about Applejack? Do you like her? I think you and her are similar because you're both texans, orange, and the smart assholes of the friend group.

Wait a fuckin' minute, anon. Firstly, Applejack isn't even American. She's from Ponyville. Do you even know your basic geography? She is "vaguely southern". Secondly, anon, she's not even *close* to being a smart asshole. She has a whole character arc dedicated to the fact that she is too polite. I won't let you besmirch her good character like that, okay, bro? Don't come here and fuckin' show your ass like that ever again, bro.

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TT: Roxy, I need to know. Did you get the cat ear headband I sendificated over to you? -shittydirkdail

TG: ok and then wat

TG: rite ok i did that

TG: well u dont need 2 get all snippy w me!! im jus tryin 2–

TG: O HI

TG: no i didnt but yk u can jus… come over to my house ???

TG: we live like right next door 2 each other silly filly

TG: umm

TG: i totally want that headband tho bring it here dirk thee stallion

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TT: Oh, yeah. Old habits die hard. So glad my apartment is right next door to your mansion, Rox.

TT:Do you need me to pick up anything? Popcorn, a drink, a majestic wizard?

TT: I got your cat headband right here.

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Alright, first of all, sugarfreerooibos I had you tagged as anon and didn't realize. Honest mistake. Secondly, apology to all followers as I fell off the daily grind due to mental and physical health issues. Tooth pain fuckin' sucks a bag of dicks. We should be back to a semi-regular grindset as of tonight because I can't ever fall asleep. Thank you all and keep fuckin' grinding on.

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whips and nae naes on you

Who in the what now?

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I'm throwing shitty DirkRoxy at all of you and fuckin' running away.

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Had to gauss it to 'em.

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Opinions on dirkuu? o////o

Who the fuck is Dirkuu?

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obama x rainbow dash 100k words slowburn enemies to friends to lovers

thoughts?

It has a lot of potential. Now you may think I'm a bit possessive of my favorite pony, but I assure you, as long as she's open with her communication, I would graciously accept her polyamorous relationship with Obama, with so much fuckin' maturity and respect.

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Deposits The Gaussian Blur Wizard Who Gaussian Blurs You In Your Inbox.

Fuck, he's on the offensive.

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Dirk, Pokemon or Digimon?

Digimon is the obvious and superior choice. Fuckin' love that shit.

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ZOMG is this thing on??????? tumbler do u read???????

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TT: Reading you loud and clear.

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TG: :0000000

TG: oh em geeeeeeeeeeee????

TG: is that my friend djork strudel in da wilds of da interweps?? frolicking majestically with all tha internet ponies??

TG: ok i dont think i can like accurately work ponies in2 compupers or anything like whats tha pun….

TG: hardware more like

TG: horse

TG: wear

TG: OKOK so that one doesnt work BUTT (hehe) the point is that DICK RIDER is chattin me up ;;;3 omg mr strangle thats so forward of u

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TT: Yes, I'm fuckin' frolicking through the most fresh and wild flower fields with my majestic Internet ponies. Soaring through the air on my definitely real pegasus wings. You should frolic sometime. Spread all that positive energy around.

TT: We can work on the horse puns.

TT: I'm nothing if not direct and absolutely fuckin' brutal with the power of my words.

TT: Maybe a little less brutal this time. Roxy Lalonde in the fuckin' two-dimensional flesh.

[shittyroxydailyy]

ZOMG is this thing on??????? tumbler do u read???????

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TT: Reading you loud and clear.