#williamjakespeare

[shittyjakeenglish]

how awful of people to be mean to you! here, you can have my best anti-meanness shield. it's made out of bone and i painted it green to match you

Day 737

we now enter a beautiful world where no one is ever mean to jake english ebcause of hir awesome green-painted bone anti-meanness shield, invented by willy-jakes shakesly. how beautiful <33333

[hello-autoresponder]

Do you have plans to expand your list of possessions beyond the beanbag?

Nope. Still pretty empty in th-

[callmearcturus]

arc i started playing paradise killer because of you and i just want you to know i am hopelessly lost

but in a good way, right? 8D

[shitty-hal-strider]

Robo-pets for the catbot! Also have a fridge to store all that fanart.

TT: Aw nice, thanks for the fridge man.

[ You pet the Hal ! ]

[shittydirkdail]

oh no, someone turned the shitty dirk into a cat! what will he do?

Sharpen my claws, lay around and fuckin' nap for hours, plot world domination. You know, cat things.

[treeprince]

please tell me about Bertha the unstoppable and forever growing

oh god this is my gendo ikari moment, she's a purple jewel plant thats fucking unstoppable and i love her to death but every person ive handed props of her off to has managed to kill her offspring while im stuck cutting more of her endless tendrils off to prevent her from growing too big for her britches because she just!!! wont!!! QUIT!!! GROWING!!! pics under cut

the og Big Bertha when i first brought her home, innocent, unaware of the horde i would soon be crushed under

and now, a year and some odd months later...

not pictured, the props of her that are just sitting in a giant stone dish that i periodically fill with water bc SOMEHOW, THAT IS ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN HER. she even started FLOWERING AGAIN, the madlad behavior of it all!! THERES NO BUGS IN HERE BERTHA!!! ITS 50 DEGREES OUT!!! youre suPPOSED to be RESTING!!! STOP MAKING MORE OF YOU!!!!

i even have some of her babies in my office but theyre being good lil props and not going absolutely hog wild on the growth

become ungovernable ass plant, please i beg of u just give me pots for her 😭 she wont quit until she's taken over every available pot i have left

[badlydrawndirk]

What do you think of eyeballs?

Big fan of looking with them.

[hippofox]

🔥 for Aradia because I love her

For the 'unpopular opinion' ask game:

Aradia's Weird Girl Swag is honestly so unparalleled. Terezi is a Weird Girl poser compared to Aradia. Like, she's not obsessed with corpses and death for the shock factor- she's just genuinely so hyped about having a corpse party. She comes back from being a ghost for years and is like 'you know what I want to do? Shepherd all my dead friends and acquaintances through the afterlife' but like, not in a cool edgy way, in an overenthusiastic Weird Girl way. She has a wide manic Weird Girl smile. She'll scare and/or beat the shit out of you if you cross a line. Swag.