Tosses you Jake English for the headcanons post
asexual demiromantic probably
gender: gets a lil silly with it. i like nonbinary jake
ship: maybe pale dirkjake. i think that'd be cool
BROTP: the whole alpha squad because they ARE friends. this is a fact of the matter
NOTP: i am not comfortable with jakejane at all!
random hc: brazilian is it a headcanon to say he's autistic if he's written that way pretty intentionally. i dunno. anyway he's autistic
general opinion: i like him... i wish he were treated better by the author he was unfortunate enough to be conceived by