Shitty Ekphrastic Poetry

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Somehow the neural link

To the web

Is even more distressing

Than Elon Musk

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2022 is going great!

What’s that? It’s February?

Great…

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Turns out fish

Are great bait

For catting

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Heffalumps and woozles

Are out to paint

My priceless vases

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Did this sign

Used to say eyes?

Yes

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Jelly of 2 Colours

Red and maybe yellow

Even taste

Can be colourblind

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Eiffel Towers

In mirrors

Are closer

Than they appear

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Hand sanitizer

Won’t clean

This filth

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Too lazy for a rainbow

Here’s some colors

Where’s my gay money?

Pride!

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Small business cat

Will knock over

Your corporation

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That’s one way

To lower

The goalposts

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That is not a truck

That is a rock

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Extinct?

I think not!

I am a home

For pink dinosaurs.

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Moisture Festival

Many kinds of wet

Very reasonable prices

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Are vegetarian

Topiary dinosaurs

Cannibals?

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Jello omelets

Probably taste

Weird

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Hey ladies,

I only swipe right

On hotties