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trying to wade through the resident evil tag on tumblr while dodging leon x reader imagines like a quick-time event. i press Y instead of X and am crushed to death by leons boobs.

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the way that ace attorney trends every christmas is so special to me <3

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watching the dbd teammate who i got 3 matches with in a row die in agony

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The vampyr-game.com web domain recently expired and it was not renewed ☹️ sounds like vampyr 2 is officially dead sadly

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I was speedrunning my favorite game on story mode trying to go for the glitchless world record and came across this

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jonathan e. reid is the epitome of a comfort character. he’s a vampire. he’s a doctor. he’s a sad wet dog of a man. he likes houseplants. he goes on rounds to give out medicine for free, using his own wages. he eats rats. he’s a momma’s boy. he was created by an eldritch horror beyond our comprehension. he’s well-versed in hematology. he’s easily flustered. i would pick him as my primary care physician.

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for the 0 people who follow me for dbd content:

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something about metaltango in the re4 remake just gets to me. the picture of leon on krauser’s desk. the knife parallels. “you’re mine.” the whole leon-killing-krauser exchange (somehow gay??). “anything to make the pretty boy feel special.” leon being unable to stop himself from looking back at krauser’s body. the quivering lip.

i can go on.

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damn girl ur eyebags and shitty one liners have captivated me

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jonathan: oh, damn these insatiable urges…! how i hunger to taste my hunter’s blood on my tongue again… but i shan’t— it will all but shatter the fragile trust so-carefully built between us, brick by brick.

geoffrey: i want him to suck me like a capri sun