A special entry for this terrific blumbler: Claghorn himself, from the Tailored Clothing/Men’s Clothing/Closeted Homosexual part of Shitty StyleForum. This fit screams 2011, when everyone was peacocking on each other’s faces, but few were doing it well. This fit would have not made the cut. It is difficult enough to pull off 4 patterns, but when one of the items you are wearing is an electric blue 3-roll-2 peak lapel monstrosity, well... you’re down 10 points to start the game. Add to that the imperfect collar (and, really, it is quite hideous), turd brown tie, and shitty pocket square (red... with pink? HAHAHA) and you have the recipe for a look that says “I enjoy it when a bum offers me money to toss his salad.” Truly a 0/10 effort here. A herculean effort to look terrible.












