harassing higuruma at work | contents: crack, self indulgent no beta we die like men.. mention of rehab idk i took these from conversations i molest my friends and family with | wc: 585
an; Higuruma is my Leonard Cohen for some reason. I don’t know. He just really reminds me of him… I’m writing this because a while back someone awoke an epiphany within me that you can just waste a consultation to do whatever. There’s a law firm I always look at when I pass it and the architecture of it is very gorgeous.. I just want to go inside and get carpet burn on my knees from rolling in the scent of leather shoes…
higuruma hiromi is panting with his dark locks of hair pushed back. blazer off-unbuttoned shirt and slacks being fondled by his large, pale hands on top of his crotch. or, that’s what you’re imagining as the soles of your flats pad into his carpet-floored office.
strolling around downtown has left you bored and lonely. slabs of concrete repetitively fill your retinas as you further yourself through the streets. passing through an unexpected neighborhood protected by a faded crime watch sign flashes a modernist commercial style building with neatly trimmed bushes, a vacant parking lot, and a sign advertising free consultations. the only logical decision would be to go back home, but that’s no fun!
you’re greeted with a sweet doorbell ring as you enter, approaching the bored secretary.
“you still offer free consultations, right?” you ask. the woman looks up from her phone—which is playing short form content with a clearly AI-generated voice over of a reddit story—and nods, pointing down the hallway with the nod of her head.
“mr. higuruma’s office is that way.”
you follow the path she’s crafted for you and peer at the half-opened door where he’s sat at his desk with a solemn expression directed to the wall, knocking as you walk further in. “excuse me?”
he looks up at you in the doorway, straightening his suit and sitting up right. “good afternoon, you can sit there.”
“what a nice collection of degrees! how much debt do you have?” you flash a smile, pointing at the wall behind him adorned with beige paper smoothed neatly in black frames. “mr. higuruma, have you ever heard of hysteria siberiana?”
hiromi looks like a dog stuck in a cone. he tries to figure out where to start his sentences as you ramble on like a detective's pin board. “just a minute, miss. do you need legal assistance?” he stares at the blank smile smeared onto your face.
“not exactly. i just need a bit of advice and i saw your sign! I thought to myself, “there’s no better person to converse with than a smart lawyer!”—and a cute one at that! are you cpr certified? you know, the other day i was on my commute home from work and wow, the man sitting next to me was just a specimen! now that i think of it, he seemed like the perfect candidate to study in a lab.. like, pick him up with tweezers by his wings and count every prick of skin—“
“please leave my office.”
“but we just met each other!”
“please leave my office. i can’t deal with this right now.”
“i understand. sometimes i think i’m not strong enough and need to get sent back to rehab.. have you ever tried sleeping with your windows open? that usually makes me feel better, the breeze at night is so pleasant...” you place your finger inquisitively to your glossed lips, batting thick lashes at his stressed induced gaze. higuruma stands open and gently leads you over to the door, ushering you out politely.
“am i allowed to come back?” you ask gleefully, looking up at him with big, doe eyes. typically, he would have lost it by now—but with a sweetheart as cute as you in front of him, he gives in.
“sure.. next wednesday.” he mutters (clearly not positive in his decision)
“yay, don’t miss me too much!” you clap with a bright smile, prancing out of the firm.
higuruma shuts the door with a soft click and rubs his hands over his face—sinking down to the ground. he doesn’t get paid enough for this.
work by @shiupilled | do not repost, translate, or ai train.