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20 Ridiculous Misspelled Street Signs
GOOD FOR A LAUGH!!
Bye bye Sydney!
So a couple of weeks ago my adventure down under came to and end. It was a very tough decision, but one that circumstances forced me to make. It broke my heart to have to leave as I had really started to fall for Sydney in a big way!! So for now the Australian dream will have to be put on hold, whilst I attempt to rebuild my life in the UK. It really is an amazing place though, and full of lovely people. I'm just grateful that I still think the same of good old Blighty. Coming home has been like coming back to a big hug from an old friend :) and absolutely stunning weather really has helped! So au revoir Sydney... I hope to see you again under different circumstances, one day in the not too distant future. In the meantime, don't go changin ;) xx
Bye bye beautiful Sydney... I really hope this is just au revoir x
Month 2 in Australia - 12/08/13 (Part 3)
Another day, another week chalked up, waiting! Well last week following the dizzy heights of wildlife weekend, I bumped back to reality hard, and unpleasantly. On speaking with the immigration lawyer who works with the firm that want to make me an offer, it appears that getting sponsored by a company might be somewhat harder than preciously anticipated. After years of my lack of degree being a complete non-issue, suddenly it rears its ugly head! Although it is still possible to get sponsored, the process is a lot harder, and with some changes to the rules recently, it appears immigration are being uber-stringent. So, with my tourist visa due to run out in a few weeks, the long wait for my partner visa suddenly seemed much less tolerable. I took some advice from the lawyer, booked in my medical, and started to cross everything, tightly! After a little bit of moping, luckily I had plans that night with a friend, which was just what I needed to make me feel better. We drank wine, ate yummy food, chatted lots and then practised our moves for this flash mob we have signed up for soon. It was a really good laugh and all the nicer because I was staying over, so didn't have to make a late night trek home across the city. I also had plans for a walk on the north shore the next day :) And so, the following morning, I kicked off my day of walking with a hearty breakfast of poached eggs and avocado at a nice little place in Crows Nest. A short bus journey later I found myself marvelling at the absolutely stunning beauty of Balmoral Beach. Stunning. Seriously. Of all the gorgeous places I have walked around/seen so far, Mosman is the first to make me think "Oooooh yes, I absolutely want to live here". Although I'd happily live in most places in Sydney, something about this area really turned my head. Of course, it's bloody expensive, but hey that just means I have good taste, right? ;) From Balmoral Beach (did I mention it's absolutely stunning, by the way?) I walked along to the end of the bay to continue my planned trek around the coast to Taronga. I hadn't planned much further than a brief look at a map, and figured I'd just follow my nose, with google maps as a back-up. This would have been fine, if it weren't for the evil b*stard ***img STEPS that I began my walk with. The steps lead up from the back of the beach to the Middle Head, and let me tell you, they are not kidding. OMG. About half way up, I thought I was going to die. So, if you're ever in Sydney and want to walk that bit of the coast, walk from Taronga TO Balmoral Beach, not the way I did it!! Once I had completed the marathon of steps, I had to have a little sit down. Luckily there was a strategically placed bench, overlooking the sea with the north and south heads either side. Not too shabby a resting place!! When I felt sufficiently recovered I continued on around the Middle Head to explore. It was amazing, just amazing. The sun shone, the sky was a deep blue and I seemed to be the only person around; ideal! At the end of the Middle Head you start to see the first glimpse of the harbour forts that were built during the 19th century. In their present disused abandoned state they are pretty eerie but also creepily fascinating. I investigated as many as I could, and often broke off the beaten track down paths through the greenery to find amazing hidden lookout points. You could easily spend a day just on the Middle Head; it really is incredible. I had more coast to walk, however, so I pressed on down Chowder Bay Road (great name), stopping only to check out Obelisk Beach. On the way down to the beach I noted how there were a lot of steps, and steep ones, and that I would have to walk up them shortly to get back to the road. I was keen to see the beach though, so I tried to ignore my thighs beginning to whinge at me. Well, Obelisk Beach was definitely worth it, but I did get a bit of a shock...Turns out it's a nudist beach! Luckily, there was only one person partaking in this facet of the beach, and I was able to look in alternate directions so as to avoid having my retinas scarred for life. He was your standard nudist beach type: old, wrinkly, slightly overweight, and clearly happy as larry in his own skin ;) Shame I had chosen this beach to eat my lunch... Hmm! After climbing back up the steps to the main road, I continued on, breaking off the beaten track where I could in order to go exploring. I found tonnes more forts, concrete structures and incredible lookout points. It is a truly breathtaking area. I started to get a little paranoid that if I tripped and fell, or was leapt on by some eight-legged monstrosity, that there wouldn't be anyone around to come and rescue me. Luckily at that point I rejoined the main road, saw signs of civilisation and told myself to stop being ridiculous. Just at that moment though, something very strange happened. I spied a crow a little ahead of me and, as I usually do with birds, gave it a good ol' stare (don't ask me why, because I don't know, I just always do it!). He stared back at me, I smiled to myself and walked on. A few paces on I hear the pitter-pattering of little feet behind me, turn around, and there is my little crow friend... following me. I feel a little uneasy, as I'm pretty sure birds are supposed to know their place vs a human, but I carry on. Then I hear the unmistakable sound of a bird's wings and out of the corner of my eye, see my little crow friend whistling past me, to land on the branch of a tree just ahead, and give me a good stare in return. Or so I thought. As I look at him, somewhat perturbed, I hear a pitter-pattering behind me and realise that my original crow friend is still following me! Clearly he has called in aerial support and the crow ahead of me in the tree is his buddy. I try not to panic; I am a bit freaked out now as I am actually surrounded. I walk a little faster, so as not to appear bothered, but eventually the pitter-pattering behind me, accompanied by the intermittent sound of low-flying wings as aerial support crow repositions himself, begin to get to me. I do the only thing I can think of: I turn around to ground crow and shoo him. Yes, that's right, shoo. "Shoo" I shout, waving my bag at him, "P*ss off!" Ground crow takes a couple of steps back, cocks his head and looks at me. "Shoo!" I add, for good measure. I can feel aerial crow staring at me from behind. I turn and find him in a similar position to ground crow, head cocked, looking at me quizzically. I trounce off down the road, purposefully. Ahead there appear to be signs of human civilisation and I figure that should put off my crow foes. They dog me for about 200 yards. It was like something out of "The Birds" - I swear to god. By the time I look back and find I am no longer being tailed, I have a full sweat on and am feeling more than a little bit mad. I do this with none of Tippi Hedren's grace whatsoever. I have been bested by a couple of birds. Sh*t. At the next park/beach - Clifton Gardens - I have a throughly good sit down and start to feel normal again. By this point I realise I have actually walked quite a long way, and with a fair share of hills and steps, my legs are pretty tired! I am determined to finish my route, however, so I press on around Bradley's Head to Taronga; the final stretch. This section of the walk is all through bush, with intermittent views of the water, and is so peaceful and beautiful that I end up feeling like I am the only person on the planet once more. No bloody crows, either. By the time I reach Taronga, I am absolutely shattered but thoroughly pleased with myself. Luckily, a ferry is waiting at the wharf for me, and I gratefully hop on to be sped back across the harbour to the city. Thank you, Sydney, for another wonderful day :)
View from #bradleys #head out to #sydney
#obelisk #beach #sydney Where the nudists hang out apparently... Scuse the pun ;)
#middle #head #inner #forts #sydney #australia
#middle #head #inner #forts #sydney So cool!!
Overlooking the #south #head from the #middle #head #inner #forts #sydney
#rocky #point #balmoral #beach #australia
Month 2 in Australia - 12/08/13 (Part 2)
So, following my first explosion onto an Australian dancefloor, I awoke on the Saturday (August 3rd) and quickly took stock of my physical state. On the whole, it was pretty good! Clearly amount of booze consumed had been nicely counterbalanced by amount of water consumed and amount of moves busted. Nicely executed, I thought to myself. I still waited out my 12 hours from bottle to throttle though, and when it was up I hopped eagerly on a bus to the airport to pick up our hire car for the weekend. Following our last hire car experience, I had decided to splash out just a little more on some wheels with a little more poke. And so it was that I found myself with the windows down and the system up, zipping back to Maroubra in a bright red Hyundai i20. Nice! I picked Ben up from our place and we headed north, in the general direction of Newcastle. Our final destination for the day was Nelson Bay, but we had a couple of stop offs on the way to check out some nice spots. One was a place called Long Jetty, where we parked up to check out its namesake - the long jetty (which really is long, trust me!) and delivers you a fair way out into Tuggerah Lake (see pic). It was absolutely breathtaking and I even saw my first pelicans!! So began wildlife weekend :) As we got back on the road and continued with our route north, we both noticed a sign on the road that said "Pelican feeding, daily at 3pm". Glancing at the clock it was 2:50pm so we thought, why not?! The signs led us to a little town called The Entrance, where a crowd had gathered by the water to check out the spectacle. Well, there were tonnes of pelicans. Tonnes of them! As I marvelled at their giant beaks, the volunteers who run the pelican feeding and rescue program chattered away giving us information about how they work, and about the pelicans themselves. It really was heartwarming to listen to and watch. Eventually we left the pelicans behind and continued to our final destination: Nelson Bay. The next day we had an amazing day out whale watching :) We headed out on a catamaran and got more than a little soaked at the front of the boat, but it was totally worth it ! The whales kept us waiting for quite some time, but when we finally saw them it was incredible. We saw several whales breach and lots of fin slapping. Many of our boat companions waited with cameras at the ready for the next event, but I just watched and soaked in the awesomeness of seeing the whales for real :) On the way back I also saw some dolphins larking about and swimming past the boat, but I'm not sure many others did. A lot of folk were below deck, asleep! Clearly not a natural sea-farer like me ;) The following day we were headed south again, homeward bound, but with a few stops on the way to take in some more sights. The first of these was probably the longest beach I've ever seen in my life. It stretches from Anna Bay all the way down to Newcastle and is about 40km long. We parked up, had a walk down to check it out, and I had to blink because as far as the eye could see there were miles and miles of sand dunes, complete with camels!! It was phenomenal. I almost felt like we had been transported to the desert, but with the sea just next to us. It was just surreal! After some running up and down sand dunes, and taking lots of pictures, we were back in the car and heading for the Australian Reptile Park. The name is a little bit of a misnomer, as they have much more than just reptiles. We saw all sorts of things, and had the chance to pet a few of the animals too, which was amazing :) First off we were greeted by a staff member cradling a baby wombat - adorable! Then two seconds later another staff member taking two baby dingoes for a walk - so cute! Next we checked out the giant tortoise...which had me fairly speechless. The thing was absolutely incomprehensibly mahoosive. Then we looked at kangaroos, more wombats, owls, flying foxes, birds and all sorts. I also came face to face with a beautiful owl, just beautiful. I showed him my owl handbag to see what he'd make of it, but he just looked disdainfully at it. Clearly he wasn't a fan of imitation! Not long after, we heard an announcement over the tannoy that koala feeding was about to start. So we headed over to the koala enclosure to oooh and coo with everyone else :) I know they don't do much, koalas, but they are painfully cute! We got to stroke one of the koalas a few times, which was pretty cool. And the even better, on re-entering the main enclosure it turned out that all the roos had woken up from their afternoon nap and were bounding about, ready to play!! This was too much, on top of all the awesome wildlife I had seen, and I grinned like a toddler with an ice cream the whole time :) We stroked them and fed them grass and they just hung out, like it was all normal. Too damn cool. And so ended wildlife weekend! What an awesome three days :)
Me and a roo :) (photo by BMH)
Owl meets owl (photo by BMH)
Ben makes a friend :) #kangaroo
#koala :)
#giant #tortoise GIANT!!!!
Me... Whale watching!!! (And failing to control my fringe)