The Diary of a Part-Time Bearded Lady

Jewish, opera-lover, rare-poster. They/them

[gretchensinister]

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

[phantomrose96]

That thing where milkmaids were often immunized against small pox because they'd already contracted the weaker cow pox earlier in their lives. That's Tumblr, to me, against whatever the hell social media landscape is happening in 2026.

[phantomrose96]

"TikTok Instagram Youtube-Shorts Share-Your-Whole-Life Influencer Social-Media Online Online Online" it cannot affect me. I was already a weird online 16-year-old all so many years ago. You cannot grab me raw and unfortified with these poisons. I inoculated myself when glomping was a thing. I am still on Tumblr making text poasts.

[yuriartillery]

i straight up do not respect your media opinions if you can't let harry potter go

[nealashitposts]

Truely the bar is on the ground. No one is asking you to rewrite history and pretend you never liked it. Just stop giving that hateful woman money.

[engiqueers]

shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

[fashionsfromhistory]

Sketch & Costume for Ganna Walska as Floria Tosca in Tosca

Designed by Erté

1920

LACMA (M.87.80.51 & M.87.80.13a-c)

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i have to go

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[thememedaddy]

[loveridden1999]

i truly believe that short form content has ruined us forever but it's whatever

[per4mancecheck]

LMAOOOOOO

[dollesie]

can my parents stop headcanoning me with something not accurate to the canon lore

[shiwolf]

Actually humiliating to have searched oh calcutta slime tutorial

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[shiwolf]

Of human bondage update

[halondrus]

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[courtjester69420]

this fan fiction shit easy

[lordansketil]

no listen, hear me out

‘Wolf this hall,’ he, Cromwell, says, beheadedly.

[shiwolf]

Maybe it’s good my art career is nonexistent because you really have to spend time with the worst people on earth if you want to make any money from fine art