[unclefather]

wish i could come on this website and make posts like this in 2021 and no one would try to diagnose me with something

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

[cascadiarch]

The unforgiving serengeti claims another individualist.

[shmeatfingers]

holy shit tumblr said no porn and i really fucked off for 2 years

[tastefullyoffensive]

[westborofaptist]

mark went in and took no hostages

[beinggigantic]

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

[beinggigantic]

this one did u see it

[beinggigantic]

did u see this

[logarto]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[gomjabbar]

yeast, unaware it’s being used to make bread: “oh fuck yes sugar and water”

[astraldemise]

my attempts at drawing frogs

[astraldemise]

you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh

[drillbaby]

[penispussymarly]

[poochin]

[writing-and-nutmeg]

Me: *reads a beautiful story with evocative imagery, perfect dialogue, and a gripping romance* Me: *becomes inspired to write my own story* My story:

(@ me for template credit, I’m not sure whose it is 😉)

[askmichigan]

Most of you think it is April

But it is actually the 105th of January

[destinyrush]

We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s 

[theblackmillennial]

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

[criminaljustish]

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

[buffythevampiregayer]

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

[parlezvousladybug]

I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.

VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.

[imploder]

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

[siderealsandman]

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good? Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

[hashtagloveloses]

maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time

[pharmdup]

That last comment made me slam the reblog button

[pixelatedboobs-blog]

Patients is a virtue.

[northmiamigoon-deactivated20150]

maybe she a doctor

[marieannelise]

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

[sansgod]

why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism