wish i could come on this website and make posts like this in 2021 and no one would try to diagnose me with something
Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
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DEAR READER

shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Xuebing Du

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Product Placement
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Claire Keane

Love Begins

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JVL
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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wish i could come on this website and make posts like this in 2021 and no one would try to diagnose me with something
wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon
The unforgiving serengeti claims another individualist.
holy shit tumblr said no porn and i really fucked off for 2 years
mark went in and took no hostages
did u guys see the deer with the ribbon
this one did u see it
did u see this
The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.
Some dude:
K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause
Jesus Christ
Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut
Some dude: cool, cool, got that
Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human
Some dude:
yeast, unaware it’s being used to make bread: “oh fuck yes sugar and water”
my attempts at drawing frogs
you guys just see something vaguely froglike and hit reblog huh
Me: *reads a beautiful story with evocative imagery, perfect dialogue, and a gripping romance* Me: *becomes inspired to write my own story* My story:
(@ me for template credit, I’m not sure whose it is 😉)
Most of you think it is April
But it is actually the 105th of January
We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s
Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?
Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?
Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food
I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.
VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.
Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.
Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good? Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong
maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time
That last comment made me slam the reblog button
Patients is a virtue.
maybe she a doctor
When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once
why is this picture literally a summation of capitalism