shmoolybagooly

other urls are: @anarcho-sadism and @rodricksmithandthecure

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The 50 Best One-Star Amazon Reviews of James Joyce’s Ulysses

Today is the publication anniversary of James Joyce’s novel Ulysses; it is also Joyce’s birthday. Elsewhere on Literary Hub, I took a l

Let’s talk, haters…

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ladies

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whats up

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Fuck dude! I’m purble

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Sherlock characters react to you getting a tapeworm

1. Sherlock

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omg what is He doing here???? this is supposed to be a safe space 

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ummm who’s charles manson? did he do something problematic????

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Majors dont even fuckin matter yo

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Oh shit im sorry major ocelot I didnt mean that

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Dear college bound friends,

Please do not start your essay with “Music has always been a big part of my life.” I get it. It’s the start of every. single, fricken, essay. And I know I probably made the same mistakes when I was writing mine. 

Love, 

A College Admissions Counselor

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Can I start it with “dude bro. Music is the bomb digity.” ?

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Honestly, you wouldn’t be the first person. I had a student start an essay with “Ball is life” and they got a scholarship so…

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I am incredibly curious as to why a college admissions officer has a tumblr

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Shouldn’t we be worried that a college admission officer HAS a tumblr??

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This feels like a YouTube poop in the form of an image post

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why does bill skarsgård look like that

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Like what?

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eldritch ferris bueller 

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give her one

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give her a cheeto.

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i scream “WELCOME TO HOMO CITY” in a shrill, inhuman voice as i cannonball into a pool of acid

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we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

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Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker

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Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012

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Wym 2012 ain’t over yet

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Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about

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This is really sweet

So for my AP United States History class we have to write a research paper; my topic is the gay rights movement in America. Today I began reading one of the books that I chose as a source

And I opened it up to the dedication page and found this

And if you don’t think that’s one of the sweetest and most romantic things ever then get out of my face