die white girls

[slitherpunk]

[sandmandaddy69]

[a-yoda-a-day]

this shit got so much worse once i stopped doing it

[billymayslesbian]

remember when the porn ban was happening and everyone was moving to different sites and someone made a forum called tumblr 2 and tumblr sent a cease and desist signed by david karp with the shittiest elementary school cursive signature youve ever seen bc i think abt that a lot

[billymayslesbian]

literally nothing beats this

[a-yoda-a-day]

Sorry to ruin everyone's day but the cease and desist was not real I got my friend AJ to do it for me. David Karp wasn't even ceo of tumblr at that point and hadn't been for like years. Do not believe anything you see on the internet

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Good To Drive I Am, the series

[a-yoda-a-day]

whats yoda up to nowadays

idk. lost hjim a while back

[a-yoda-a-day]

no fucking way

[pacificrim-archive]

now that’s what the hell im talking about

[cryptotheism]

What if Yoda's species reproduced by like, laying a bunch of eggs in a corpse

[cryptotheism]

Mmmmmm bring your cadaver to a dark and moist environment I will

[radiofreederry]

This was actually confirmed in The New Essential Guide to Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

hey can you all post things that dont scare me really badly

[cryptotheism]

Mmmmm lethally acidic, my ovulatory discharge is

[jaigeye]

yoda

[jaigeye]

yoda

[incompletepuppets]

[curioscurio]

Fishes And Wishes Are My Life; But Bitches And Dishes Are My Strife

[en-futubandera]

[a-yoda-a-day]

look at his funny spin!!

It's like he's in a dryer or on a turn table or something

[a-yoda-a-day]

Taking a bath rn ama

[a-yoda-a-day]

Harsh but fair

[a-yoda-a-day]

Taking a bath rn ama

[a-yoda-a-day]

You ever gonna revamp tumblr 2?

probably not, no