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[shoelacequeen]

Harry Potter AU where everything is exactly the same except everytime anyone says the word “office” it’s replaced with the word “pants”

“Harry felt much safer knowing he was now in dumbledores pants”

“Harry really didn’t want to end up in filtch’s pants”

There’s really just so many ways that this makes these scenes better

[shoelacequeen]

Like I’m not hungry but I could really use a hot pocket

[skeletrixislandradio]

Love

[boggblog]

Two planes having kiss

[sapropel]

Latios and Latias

[shoelacequeen]

A picture taken seconds before disaster

[dreamofyouandi]

Right here

Right now

All the way in area 51

The little aliens, raise their open, filthy palms

Like tiny daggers up to heaven

AND ALL THE KYLES AND THE NARUTO RUNNERS

ASK ANGELS MADE FROM NEON AND FUCKING GARBAGE

SCREAM OUT! WHAT WILL SAVE US?

AND THE SKY OPENED UP!

[shoelacequeen]

THEY CANT STOP ALL OF US!!

[shoelacequeen]

Can we talk about this? The first one is a (grainy as hell) picture from the movie, the second one is a poster from the movie that’s hanging in my dentists bathroom.

Wha happened?!

The second one looks like the most kick-ass chicken you’ve ever seen, the first one looks permanently terrified.

Did he have a traumatic event?

Is he ok?

[mxnrique]

Juice by Lizzo would be as big as Uptown Funk if society didn’t hate fat black women

[richbourger-deactivated20200702]

If you haven’t seen the video, go give it some love, she is so talented and this song is so good omg

[whimsicalpersephone-deactivated]

uptown funk has nothing on this bop

[tange1a]

Okay but honestly ya, this song is a fucking bop and is so much better than uptown funk or finesse. It’s just a feel good in your skin type of song.

[neutralangel]

I had high expectations and this exceeded them wildly.

[shoelacequeen]

Thanks a lot endgame memes

Thanks to the ant-man adshole meme my 4 year old brother now believes that ant-man is living in his stumach and he is constantly asking him when his next poop will be.

He accidentally swallowed a dime about a month ago and my mom asked if he had passes it yet and he goes

“let me check” *looks down at watch that isn’t there “ant-man have I pooped out the money yet?”

And then in a voice four pitches higher

“no you haven’t it’s at the edge of your butt you’ll poop it out soon”

and he looks at my mom in all seriousness and goes

“it will come out when my butt pops”

and he got off the bed and walked away.

(Note that’s not a typo he said “pops” not “poops”)

[scarletdanvvers]

repost if you won’t post Endgame spoilers

Please!!! Do NOT spoil anything about Endgame. I want to inforce this is much because of what this movie is, what it means to people, what it means to the actors and people behind the scenes. When the times comes do not post spoilers about Endgame.

I will be seeing it a couple days after it comes out so I personally would greatly appreciate this but I think many other people would too. Thank you.