I Do Not Understnad

I’ve been on this hellsite for almost 8 years and I still have no fucking clue how anything works. she/her but I’m fine with whatever

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[wizzard890]

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

[evilscientist3]

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

[ttechniic]

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

[evilscientist3]

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

[ttechniic]

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

[evilscientist3]

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

[ttechniic]

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

[siderealglimmer]

[assiraphales]

go watch nice guys (2016) right NOW

[assiraphales]

I can’t believe I forgot these ones smh !!!

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[obfuscus]

Fuck is a medieval seagull doing in pre-colonial America?

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

There are american seagulls??? why wouldn't there be a seagull in the americas???

[dkpsyhog]

There wouldn't be medieval seagull in the americas because the middle ages are European historical period that doesn't map well to other continents

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

you can't convince me that seagulls cannot cross the sea. they must.

[tpwrtrmnky]

"what if a dangerous man pretends to be trans to-" what if we actually dealt with the underlying causes of dangerous men. what if predators faced real consequences more often. what if you stopped using trans women as a proxy for your grievances with liberal feminism's individualist denial of the need to fight systemic issues.

what if you stopped assigning blame for patriarchy's evils to one of its more vulnerable victim groups.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

(why would a rapist pretend to be trans in a society where rapists are treated better than trans woman)

[draaaaaagon]

the first day

[uradc]

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[trickygod-deactivated20161224]

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

[trickygod-deactivated20161224]

My horse is on fire

[canonkiller]

I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?

[canonkiller]

guys the point is "reflect on how you have learned bigotry through exposure and you parrot it in your own works and in the fandoms you engage with without self awareness" not "tell me, specifically, what random motifs you think are evil"

[canonkiller]

on the flipside, to everyone adding notes about hooked noses, turbans + headscarves, nonwhite features and cultural clothing in general, mental and physical disorders, and surely others I've missed in recollection: you are entirely right and should say it.

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[sometiktoksarevalid]