Kardel, The Sniper.

Sniper here! Time for target practice.

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Why don't you just use a gun?

“Why would an assassin carry around a large, heavy and loud piece of equipment? How would you ever expect to get away?”

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The sniper tilted his head to a side, lifting an eyebrow in disbelief as he heard what Lanaya had to say, “Pffh, why not? Getting away is the easiest part, my friend!” Kardel grinned, “You just have to kill them from far, far away! The others won't know what him them!” he said while adjusting his goggles, “And if a long range kill is not an option, well...” he mumbled as he unsheathed a Shadow Blade, “Heh, just getting out of sight does the trick just fine!”

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“Hmhmhm” Kardel muttered to himself as he stroked his long white beard, “You and your people are all about the secrets? Right?” The sniper huffed, “Well, I suppose you could ask me something...” he said as he clenched his hand into a finger pistol, pointing it at Lanaya and saying “Shoot” while recoiling his hand up.

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“Nyeh hehe, Alright, I’ll let you crash on my place...” Kardel said as he looked up at the fellow keen on his mekasuit, “How can I say no to a brother!” The Sniper exclaimed as he welcomed the other man to his cabin. “Although, I think you should climb down from your suit first... I wouldn't want to remodel my entrance, heh” he suggested as he scratched the back of his head.

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She backed up and got a running start before kicking the small pink man with all her might, watching with glee as he went flying away.

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He’s fucking dead.

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"That cowardly weapon has no place on my battlefield, Sniper." The King gestured to Kardel's large gun. "Fight like a warrior, why don't you?"

“Cowardly weapon? Your battlefield?” Kardel huffed as he glared the monkey king, “You most be joking, right? Why would I use a bar like yours to fight when I can use a gun, eh?” The sniper boasted while baring a shit eating grin. “Such an outdated thing to use, my friend!” The keen scoffed, “Besides, I don't think its appropriate for you to call me a coward when you disguise yourself as trees to ambush your foes” he shrugged.

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💕 Invoker and Silencer

“Feh, the invoker is too full of himself, this most be wrong”

“HM, so maybe Nortrom is my type after all? How weird”

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You should fuck Nortrom

“The Silencer?” Sniper pondered, “Hmmm, Nah, he seems to boring to me, what if he ends up lecturing me about how loud guns are?” Kardel sighed, “He’s not my type”.

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I BET YOU POOP IN THE WOODS

“Heh heh heh, A man ought to do what he has to do when nature calls!” The sniper laughed, “You don't always have access to toilets when hunting around!”

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disgusting midget man

“...I am a keen, not a midget!” Kardel pouted as he lifted his arm to take a whiff of his armpit, “Okay, maybe you have a point there... But I'm not a midget!”

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Pew pew my peep-hole

The sniper huffed, he quickly grew tired of this grey one, “Well, if you insist...” he said with a defeated tone in his voice as he aimed up to the grey one’s face and shoot at it, breaking one of it shades of the grey pester as the bullet pierced its eye.

As the grey one fell to the ground, Kardel sighed as he looked down to the weird being, “At least it got what it wanted, heh” he said as he took off his hat and held it on his chest while having a solemn expression in his face, “I should better get out of here before another one of those freaks shows up and asks me to do weird shit to them again...” he muttered to himself as he slung his rifle on his back and prepared himself to leave... not before marking another kill on his hat.

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GIMME THAT GOBLIN DICK UAUSDFHAS~

His smile quickly turns into a frown as he sees the grey being mischievously approaching him. “Grrr” The sniper grumbledas he took his rifle out, aiming it at the ground and shooting where the grey one was standing as a warning shot, “S-stay back!” he shrieked, taking a deep breath followed up by a small cough to clear his throat, “I wont miss the next shot...” Kardel angrily warned the grey one as he aimed at it, “Begone from my sight, before I change my mind!”

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LET'S SEE YOUR OTHER "KEEN GUN"

“Nyeh hehe, arent ya a bold one, hm?” Kardel chuckled, “Least thing you could do is buy me a drink first and see where things lead to”

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fuck you

“Ah fuck you leatherman!”