Shit me & my friends said while playing games pt. 3
“I forgot how extra the world is.”
“I will murder everyone who touch my tree.”
“Fine I will not touch your wood.”
“Llamas enjoy killing people. They’re crazy animals.”
“Someone shot me with an arrow gun.”
“I took off my pants and my head turned black.”
“What do rubber gloves have to do with the loot?”
“You can still die if someone forces a frying pan in your mouth.”
“Don’t go contaminating the ocean now that the humans are finally extinct.”
“Feelsbadman? More like feels batman.“
“Are the steps blood red when you imagine stepping on them?”
“Do you want to become a bow as well?“
“How do you know skeletons aren’t protected? You can’t kill them.”
“I use tomatoes as a weapon?”
“What are you doing on my roof?”
“This isn’t your roof, this is my house.”
“I fell into my trash pit and died.”
“It’s like a big fuck you to Ubisoft.”
“Are you going to become a castle lord?”
“Oh fuck I’m on an island.”
“Oh well, you’re just going to have to become an island lord.”
“Every time you say zambie I think about zombie Bambie.”
“What assholes. Jumping through windows.”
“I’m gonna go die in a school.”
“I have decided I will haunt this gym forever.”
“I lied, I don’t want to die in a school.”
“It was such a peaceful day and kaboom, everything was over.”
“I don’t trust people who dress in red.”
“Congratulations. Do you want a diploma? You won’t get one.”
“What the fuck is the point of this campfire?”
“I once ran straight into the arms of a zombie.”
“The ax murderer has come for you.”
“Sorry I thought you’re a zombie.”
“What was the ax murderer wearing?”
“I generously donate to you two rags.”
“The zombies want you to arrest them.”
“Sorry I don’t have time to stab you in the back.”
“I want to make an official complaint to whoever designed this house.”
“First of all its way too easy to break into this house. Secondly, where is the doorbell?”
“Doorbells are for the weak.”
“So you kill zombies with their own hands.”
“Can’t be too desperate to show your desire to kill by showing it too quickly.”
“Show your gratitude by killing him.”
“The rocks have a personal vendetta against you.”
“Apparently rocks are now a rarity.”
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