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my love for tbhk is big but my boobs are bigger

[shopliftedfireball]

It's 5'o clock and i need a first post so here's a

📖Self intro✨

My Name:

I'm shopliftedfireball. (she/her) Or shoplifted. Or fireball. Refer to me as you please. I made my name after considering doing as the wonderful title suggests at a crappy gas station. I am so mentally stable it's insane.

About Me:

I'm currently a freshman in college studying gen-ed because I'm indecisive. I'm an ENTP 7w8. I have the need to do everything possible and do it well. I constantly pick up new hobbies, and am currently learning to write narratives.

Blog Focus:

I'm prolly gonna be focused on TBHK but may post about Moomins and whatever else catches my scatterbrained eye. Will probably make silly little shit posts too.

DNI Criteria:

Just be decent and tag properly. I don't attack others for ships, I simply don't engage with things I don't jive with. I myself do not engage in problematic shipping, but am fine with moots who do.

Fave Chars:

Hanako and Tsuchigomori are easily my favorite from TBHK, but I like them all an inconceivable amount...

My overall faves are Snufkin and Hanako, names in no particular order.

Fave Things:

I like alcohol, women, animals, and art. Anything art. I sing sometimes for a shilling.

My favorite tropes are found father (ask about my dad and die,) morally gray protagonists, nonhuman and human friends, general angst and hard topic discussions (handled with care that is,) and dark/perverse comedy (is that even considered a trope?)

Music I like:

Music means a lot to me.

I like Radiohead, Rainbow Kitten Surprise, Eagles, The Googoo Dolls, The Smiths, Weezer, Soft Cough, Laufey, Daisy Jones/The Six, Mitski, Lucy Dacus, Sidney Gish, and Fleetwood Mac to name a couple. Wow, that was a mouthful!

Ill post stupid shit now. Thank you.

[shopliftedfireball]

back from hiatus no one cheered

[xialumee]

short break from scaralumi because i gave in my inner demons and made amane and tsukasa from the new timeline together being silly, i am now satisfied

[shopliftedfireball]

drinking a margarita and crying over tsuchigomori.... hnnng. i love my old men...

[carrotkicks]

[ruffledgloves]

tsubaki yugi!!!!!! my friend's hnn daughter oc!!!!!! I heart her!!!!!!!! How do i tag this!!!!!

(tsubaki belongs to @/ursocialreject on twitter :3)

[dailyterukane]

rip terukane, you would have loved dress to impress

[scar-eyejolteon14]

Has anyone ever wonder why shijima wears glasses 👓

Any ideas and headcannons

[ruffledgloves]

chappell roan reference 🔥🔥🔥🔥

(sakuhiko week day 4: sapphic/genderswap)

[aidairoarchivetwo]

寧々「土籠先生にも見せてみました」

Nene: “We showed it to Tsuchigomori-sensei too”

Hanako: “…” Tsuchigomori: “Huh…” Tsuchigomori: “Like a crab?” (I think it’s good) Hanako: “I hate you, Tsuchigomori”

Date and Time: 6:46 AM · Feb 2, 2016

[Continues from here!]

[shopliftedfireball]

enjoy this way too high quality breaking bad shitpost i made

i used dbs scans btw my manga up hates me for ss so much

[tsuchigomoricock]

Tsuchigomori doesn't get enough attention and I am very glad I found your account! What are your favorite things about him? Honestly, I just want to hear another person that likes Tsuchigomori ramble about him:3

AAAA IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED!! Sorry for responding late ^^…. Let me ramble 😈

i absolutely love his character!!!! He is so funny with how he jokes with kou and nene or when he argues with yako , i love how different he acts when hes in is supernatural form vs his human form. Like he literally says in the manga he changes just cause he feels like it, if thats not silly idk what is… He has weird humor that makes everyone stare and look at him weird but he says it anyway and laughs at his own jokes and that is SO CUTE!!!! Or if we’re gonna get more serious, i adore his father-like relationship with hanako it warms my heart. Back when he was still alive he cared for him whenever he showed up to schools covered in cuts and bruises, always firm with him but we all know how much he cares for him.

(spoilers under the cut)

Even when he killed tsukasa , Tsuchigomori said “Even if no one else would ever forgive it, even if there’s no reason that would justify it, I forgive it.” I already started to love his character but that panel truly sold it for me. And how his yorishiro is the space rock hanako gave him? It literally is so cute, showing how hanako is important to him.. Literally he’s his dad idc… I love how he cares about the kids even if he pretends not to show it, gives them advice whenever he can. I really, REALLY wish we had more to him and knew MORE about him, i want to know everything about him!!! He is so incredibly interesting and a great character, he is so underrated and i’m happy i can ramble on and on why I like him.

Onto something less serious.. i have small reasons too, his fear of loud noises and cars!! Makes me laugh every time, he’s a GROWN man shaking in fear while cars pass 😭 i fucking love that, thats just so fun and i like his small traits. Also how he dislikes cold weather and is weak to the cold, even more adorable!!! Have you seen that official art with Tsuchigomori in his winter clothes? Its absolutely adorable… i love his expression he just looks so over it while everyone else is having fun..

As serious the story goes on in the later chapters I enjoy having Tsuchigomori there to ground everything out, how his latest concern is living his double life as a supernatural then a human is so ??? I can’t explain it. Also it would be foolish of me not to mention his looks cause.. come on, look at him!!! His little glasses chain, his two toned hair.. everything about him is so dreamy i LOVEEE him. His slippers are just so cute too idk, he’s dressed all professionally the he has slippers on… AND MY MIND WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE MID RAMBLE.. his relationship with KOU!! I live for it, Tsuchigomori is kou’s homeroom teacher and they just go at each other all the time, i live for those moments. When kou tried to bribe Tsuchigomori with bugs?? Calling him spider face?? I LIVEEE FOR IT!!!

I could continue but i think its gotten long enough… i love Tsuchigomori if you couldn’t tell. I love everything about him… tsuchigomori ryujirou i am your number one fan I LOVE YOU!!!

[shopliftedfireball]

real

[shopliftedfireball]

my friends are all so done with me.

OP of art: @/higataIL2

[hanakou-often]

Apparently this art was for knee high stockings day??? Not sure how that’s a thing but their reactions couldn’t be more different!! Hanako seems pretty enthusiastic, even having the gall to lift his skirt and show off his legs!! Meanwhile Kou might kill himself

[freakyvampirequeer]

when they say they love cannibalism as a metaphor for all-consuming love but they’ve never read toilet bound hanako kun

[l1sunya]

[shopliftedfireball]

EXTREMELY ENDANGERED N RARE hanako arm sighting (this has to be an imagination sequence)