why, vern?

as an aphrodisiac I would conquer the earth

[noone-89-deactivated20220821]

We all know what the highlight of the trailer was.

[piipstachio]

Reblog Supportive Goth Lesbian Girlfriend for Good Luck

[joker-ace]

a while back on twitter i thought about a princess bride au and rewatching it last night made me remember it again so heres some sketches lmao 

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

a delicate scale

[fennethianell]

[4whovian]

[dailytony]

[starfleetavenger-blog]

my pitch for avengers four:

resurrect every character and then kill kevin feige and the russo brothers instead

[yaaaaaaaslaaaaaay]

The fandom after Infinity War:

[ironmess]

did you notice that now tony uses a lot of shields while fighting? hm i wonder were that came from

[sickseavey-blog]

the half of the marvel fandom that wants to fix everything vs. the other half

[winds-somewhere-safe-to-sea]

Me: Oh no Captain America is going to die in Infinity War!!!!

Me: (sees Infinity War)

Me:

[binart]

“Later paladudes. Wheeeeeeeeee” still gets me EVERY TIME 

MOST ICONIC QUOTE FROM SEASON 5

[klanced]

allura: my father was an alchemist-

lance: an alchemist? like, the ‘law of equivalent exchange’ alchemist?

allura: why, yes actually! is alchemy also an important field on earth?

lance: (thinking of fullmetal alchemist) uhhhh you could say that

[cryptidbird]

Pidge probably: Luckily Allura’s father wasn’t like Shou Tucker

[klanced]

hunk: allura did you ever own a dog?

allura: what is a dog?

garrison trio: (collective sigh of relief)

[anzaitea]

me: *still learning the basic principles of animation* 

me: yes i am ready to animate kissing

[cityelf]

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

[ccraftywitch]

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

[cityelf]

this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that

[canero-aether-deactivated201812]

The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease

[cityelf]

I am begrudgingly reblogging this for the first time in like four urls for this, the first comment on this post to actually make me laugh in literally years

[spaceshipoftheseus]

There’s a quote in a letter from some poor Roman stationed out in like, fucking Ukraine, basically saying it’s the worst place to live in the entire world because they grow neither olives nor grapes.

No lube and no wine. WHY EVEN BE ALIVE

[justanotherass]

Ah I’m sorry anon, you’re right, sidon isn’t pink. According to fenty beauty’s lipstick colour chart, he is in fact, candy venom.

[glumshoe]

hatching

[andriek]

why is my first question “How did they get in that box like that?”

[glumshoe]

ass-first

[minyoongothic]

are you a cat?

[glumshoe]

if it fits I Ship

[vld-official-archive]

i really think klance should hug. i really do. i really really really really rea