geriatric millennial

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[shovlison]

MR BONNINGTON THE SASS

[titstitstitstits]

williams is a social experiment in which they mix the worst of both merc and ferrari to form a disease ridden child

[anxietyproblem]

[shovlison]

FUCK MARRY KILL -> JV, hot Mike, Marcus dudley GOOOOO

Fuck hot Mike because he’s TALL AND HOT

Marry JV because he’s rich and lives in Oxford and frankly I wouldn’t have to deal with his incessant chatter since he travels so much, I’d be happy to just bring up our kids

Kill Marcus Dudley because he seems so so boring

[shovlison]

Tagged by mr @jamesvowles approximately 50 years ago, and yes, I am old!

Add songs for each letter of your username, then tag as many people as there are letters

S -> Swimming - Tracey Thorn

H -> Human - Civil Twilight

O -> Odessa - Parov Stelar

V -> Vienna - Billy Joel

L -> Letting Go - Angie McMahon

I -> Iron Sky - Paolo Nutini

S -> Summer son - Texas

O -> One Day - Paolo Nutini

N -> No Freedom - Dido

Tagging @brawngp2009 @waddlingpenguin @weegreenbean @bluehardtops @midwestgp @bigbandithewada @merchecos @ham44vibes @osaka-lilac @peoplesprincessgeorge

[shovlison]

Mercedes have shit the bed so much with George, they brought Simon Cole, CHIEF Engineer Trackside in Hungary.

[bluehardtops]

[emociatanta]

Isn't it *weird* how Toto's only interested in young promising drivers and then when they grow up he immediately starts searching for another talented kid

[jamesvowles]

May I please also know which animal crossing character I am? Are there any grandmas?

you're you but in animal crossing style

to answer your question, there's a personality type maybe close to it....i think a lot of cranky villagers have an old guy mindset and maybe even snooty types. i watched the animal crossing movie and whitney definitely was framed as more older (though the protag is like a four year old so idk maybe she just seemed that way LOL)

🍊 mutuals as animal crossing characters

[jamesvowles]

Out of all the TPs, I think JV may the one with a manzilian. It’s waxed to perfection as is everything else on his body except his pits and legs.

YEAH 100% smooth like a seal ^_^

[jamesvowles]

Friend, fuck or marry: the Brawn GP 2009 conundrum. Jenson, Shov, Bono.

this is crazy you asked this. i feel like if i say fuck or marry for any of these people my mutuals are gonna jump me and say "STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN STAND BACK STAND BACK". are you trying to get me killed thalia!?!?!? what if i say i wanna greedily bounce on shovers you'd be so mad. you'd say something like "dont you already have so many men!?!?!" (￣y▽￣)╭

anyway. let me think.....😁. this is tough. i like all of them! fuck and marry style? hmmm....not as much as my husbandos really! i gotta follow my heart

marry -> petey bono! HES LIKE THE GUY OF ALL TIME! how can i resist his charm and his humour and everything about him. he seems very fun and i'd like to ride on his motorbike. and we could listen to weird music together

fuck -> shov....... just want to see what it's like to stare at his crazy bright ass blue eyes in an intimate setting.....

friend -> jenson! i think he'd be fun to get into situations with O(∩_∩)O. i'm sure we'd do a lot of laughing!

[tgatbc]

[ihaveitprinteddout]

A MAN OF THE PEOPLE!!!! Mr. Wheatley amongst the crowd at the main stage on Saturday night during Chase & Status' performance @wheatleystrophy @bunniastri (X)

[bluehardtops]

Peter Bonnington on the grid in Silverstone before the Sprint Race || July 4th 2026 || ©Jakub Porzycki

[brawngp2009]

the fog of war

[shovlison]

Laurent Mekies is in the shitter 100% after Max’s DNF.

What are the chances that Jonathan Wheatley is going to RBR and not Aston Martin? You know, the story of reviving RBR from the ashes?

[tyremanagementsupremacy]

someone also just proved that he won't be listening to any team orders

[shovlison]

Mercedes are clearly being a permissive “parent” here and it will return to haunt them.

If he won’t listen to Bono telling him to box to retire, someone higher up needs to come on the radio and order it!

And it wasn’t even team orders here, it was a safety issue! Nobody was getting preferential treatment!