I’ve Never Killed A Mountain Lion…

But I have choked a cougar. Wild, she/her/hers 🏳️‍🌈🥄 Dog acc is @chollapup

[crabussy]

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[segamascott]

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[ubercharge]

this had me crying laughing

[enba-and-luka]

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[gingik]

[pangur-and-grim]

kneading with all four paws

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[showmeyourspaniel]

Big fan of the way my period cup has measurement lines.

[cresu]

I'll never stop hyping up other people OC's because what do you mean you created this thing out of the love of the game and gave life not just to them, but the other characters around them

Please keep bringing up the whimsy in my timeline I will literally snort it like a line of coke

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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