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Oof

In the latest "break in case of bad pr" move, Microsoft decided to announce that Obsidian was being forced to work on a new Fallout game after they laid off a bunch of their staff and cancelled their next game

The amount of rmployees terminated by Microsoft is roughly the same size as the team was when they made New Vegas

Just..gross.

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All I really need to say about Chris Avellone's writing style, is that he wrote no less than 5 stories, over the course of 20 years...about how to change

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76's death rattle?

A while back, I commented that Fallout 76 would inevitably return to life support mode once season 2 of Fallout came out, and they realize that they could never get the same player growth again

More recently, I commented to my friends that Bigfoot, being THE cryptid, felt very much like a "break glass in case of emergency" type response. At the time I was joking...well

Even recentlyer, they announced that update 76 would 'blow our minds'. This is nearly ten updates away, putting it's release some time in 2027

Very recently, they advertised a bundle with an incredibly flagrant ai thumbnail

All of this is to say: I was right, and I was being optimistic

The fact that they're already cutting back on artists and trying to hype us up for an update over a year from now(it's just going to be the Enclave again, btw) *this soon* after they saw the season 2 numbers is frankly shocking. If we ever learn what is going on behind closed doors, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that the cuts/threatened cuts were at least as far back as Ohio

Even outside of what ever meta-narrative I may be imaginin: the game itself is shitting the bed reall hard. The meta expeditions now break if you have the misfortune of getting one of the 'throw things' objectives. The meta armor, civil engineer, has a similar but even more esoteric road block. Daily Ops don't give rare rewards when they should. Bounties still break, events still break, raids still break. Many bugs they 'patched' have of course returned. Interiors still have atrocious lighting. Server not responding. But hey, at least they made it so chainsaws don't do a fun amount of damage.

And all this is going on while the game has probably the 2nd most amount of eyes that it will *ever* have.

In spite of all that, I don't think they'll shudder it any time soon. I think they're willing to do the bare minimum as they bleed 1st whales dry until they're revenue is finally less than the cost of the power flowing into a single server. All the while, the last whale sings 'I'm not owned, I'm not owned' as they dissolve into a pile of caps.

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Ranking the objective, canon, gag reflexes of various Fist of the North Star characters

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Oh right, the blog (1/12?)

This website that I use to look at bears was actually supposed to help me learn art.

So then, January happenings. I had hoped at one point to have a blender project out every week. This was a rather lofty goal admittedly, that I failed nearly right away.

The biggest hurdles so far are textures

I just absolutely can not figure out how to make detailed+good looking textures. Mostly so that I can have high details on lower poly models.

I do know about depth maps, and am reasonably confident with them (topology gore warning)

But when trying to ape, a hand drawn style, they aren't very useful. Besides, I want to be able to make somewhat authentic older gen console graphics at some point. I surely, could just get down and deep with sculpting, but I don't find it as appealing as box modeling. Although, maybe I just need to squash my low-mid poly brain worms and embrace the dark power of subdivision.

This has gotten to complainy, I am actually quite happy with my progress so far, it's just that I think the fly in my ointment is starting to lay eggs.

Some texturing progress I did make:

Hair cards!

using this tutorial: http://poopinmymouth.com/tutorials/hair-texture-tutorial.html

and I learned a bit of fur texturing from here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_3REXdSgE

Honestly, Rag is pretty much where I want him to start doing animations.

Unfortunately, I have a completely separate project I want to finish by the 20th, so I will have to take a break there for now.

Oh! I'm super happy with the base model I used for him and also this other character I made

(Vertex based coloring used here). Anyways, the base model looks something like Marissa from SF6, but it wasn't too hard to mold into these other two shapes, so that was super exciting. That model was basically all the progress I made in 2025 lol.

Anyways, I need to figure out where to go from here. My next project is all asset rips, so that's just some animation. As texturing and details are my other main road blocks in terms of actually creating assets, I'll have to get back into drawing or sculpting most like? The only problem is I feel picking up drawing and 3d at the same time will make me burn out even faster than I already am.

I need to bother some 3d art discords or some

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Imagine being a dog girl with 80-90 sheep girls

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Burning Springs

This is an interesting one, because it's the opposite of Skyline Valley.

That is to say, I like basically everything except the main story.

The new area is cool. They've managed to even give it subgenres of desert inside the overarching desert. It's mostly Capital Wasteland style, but there are clumps of New Vegas, DUST, and even some Mars patches near abraxo spills.

The Rust Kingdom has a strong industrial aura and the Highway Town manages to combine cramped and cluttered with cozy(I know you're on the 76 team Elionora) like a dusty Red Robin

I really dig many of the new ambient soundtracks, especially the pianos over at Athens

Bounties are simple, but in terms of grindable hub content, they are just so SO much better than caravans. Basic ones are solo and free, but the big event ones are way more pricy. In exchange, there are quite a few legendary enemies, but 5000 still seems like a bit much too me. Especially when it has the Encryptid problem of letting any random yahoo start the event. But otherwise, solid

I'm appreciating the abraxo collectathon even, I only have five of the tapes so far, but I'm always down for more 76 corpo radio dramas

But man. The main quest blows.

Spoilers for Burning Springs's main quest

Okay, so you have 1 combat encounter then you are forced to fall for an obvious raider pretending to be a civillian. And then some jacked behemoth conks you on the back of the head through your armor, koing you instantly

You then wake up in a room next to another obvious raider pretending to be a civvy and you are, yet again, not allowed to say anything. On the other end is a raider who is wearing raider clothes and doesn't trust you. Yet 75% of the dialogue is being accusatory to them? Apparently your pc canonically can only judge people based on their clothes

The Rust King is cool. He has a proper rumbly voice. He's mostly just the might makes right type, but with a few dialogues that elevate him beyond that.

You then get into a combat encounter with some raiders.

Then some raiders and their deathclaws

Then you have to do a bunch of menial tasks. Things that you already did if you explored the region, like I did. That didn't count obviously. Do it again.

After doing 7 of those, the 2nd obvious raider kills him off-screen and tells you to recruit some ex-killers because he doesn't want to do any of the work

You find an item bring it to one of them, then you find a different item and bring it to a different npc on behalf of the other one of them. Bam, recruited

Then the 2nd obvious raider kills them off-screen. 100% of the dialogue is some version of disbelief because your pc can canonically only judge characters by their clothing.

You then get into a combat encounter with some raiders.

Then some raiders and their deathclaws

Then some raiders and their deathclaws

Then some raiders and their deathclaws

Then you kill the 2nd obvious raider. Which is the lamest boss fight because the entire dlc he talked about how he needed muscle(you) to do his dirty work for him and he's straight up a lower level than most of the raiders you just killed, isn't wearing any armor, and is using a 10mm.

Think about what just happened. At the very start of the dlc, you are betrayed by an obvious raider then you do two rounds of combat in the arena.

At the very end of the dlc, you are betrayed by an obvious raider then you do like 5(?) rounds of combat in the very same arena

In between that, you pick up two(2) items and do some tasks you probably would have done anyways

The dlc spilled it's entire load on the first pump and then tried scooping it back in

In short, if you like the questlines/other Fallouts you'll probably hate this. If you like mmos/76 you'll probably appreciate the new areas and events

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Fun story, I rushed to make this last night, thinking the December 2nd update was today

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I need to make a proper Fucken Johnny Guitar essay at some point.

Anyways, in regards to the alleged sloppy toppy, I'm not inclined to believe it from what little we've seen. Bubba, should be noted, is not exclusive to one former president. It's also become a generic term for the big guy at a prison yard, among other things.

That said, it should be noted that Trump was trained by Roy Cohn, Joseph McCarthy's attack dog. Noted raging(emphasis on the rage) homosexual who denied even to the day he died

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"I-I can't believe Batman kills now" -A bunch of totally good faith actors who just saw Batman execute a One-Winged Frigidaire on herr Tom das Cat

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I survived because the wax inside me was far more voluminous than the fire around me

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Remember a few months ago when I pointed out that 76's new content wasn't because of the existing playerbase, but because Bethesda could snatch a few show fans?

Well, they announced they are literally just putting Goggins in. It's pretty embarassing how transparent their schemes are.

While I've got Apollo's dodgeball, let me call my next shot: season 2 will definitely not have the same player spike as season 1. In respinse to this, 76's next expansions will be smaller until we return to the post Steel Reign drought.

Those who don't know their history yada yada

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My mother did not take Tylenol during pregnancy. So I want you to know that whatever you see from this blog was made by a self-boot-strapped-genuine autismo

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Cursed shit

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Getting back into 76 and it's going great(sarcasm, obviously)

Raids

No one seems interested in doing the Raids because presumably they already got everything worthwhile and they're just a worse version of expeditions, but you can't really solo it so you can spend the better part of a weekend just looking for a group. And then some yahoo will kill the party at stage 4 by blowing up the crystals too early causing the two useful party members to leave

Caravan

The escort quest is still broken and is- and this is far worse- still an escort quest

Ghoul?

Don't wanna become a ghoul because changing back and forth will eventually cost real money and it seems most players are humans nowadays. At least on the pc NA servers

Fishing

Fishing isn't outright bad, however it is worse than any other game I have played. It uses a circular system, so you have to pull in any of the 360° to nab your fish instead of left/right which is what I'm used to. This practically necessitates an unimmersive ui widget since it would never make any intuitive sense on when you should pull your line TOWARD THE FISH but I digress. The real problem is on keyboard and mouse it tells you to use a and d.

Catch the problem yet? There are only two directions for a full circle. Meaning that you can only go clockwise or counter clockwise. But the player's cursor is randomized in starting position and has a set travel speed.

For harder fish, that means you have to guess if clockwise or counter clockwise will get your cursor to the fish faster. It's literal rng and it's just for keyboard

Controller can use the joystick and just point which direction the fish is in...why is it different for keyboard? Wasd is literally 4 buttons just like the inside of the joy stick. They had to go and intentionally design two systems instead of just reusing the same one and one is clearly, objectively worse. It makes me wonder if at one point in development it was a simple left right mechanic. To really top this fish sandwich: mouse works like controller...

Naturally it's 76 so they also added a consumable to speed up fish grind, improved fish bait. It's locked behind dailies, fridge loot, or a $30 purchase. So basically a time gate, 2 layers of rng, or more than most people paid for the base game.

I know it's not important, most games have really slow fishing and it's kinda cozy to spend an hour fishing. But it really tugs at the brain worms

Season Pass

The season pass hasn't gotten any better and seems to be getting worse maybe? I'll probably have an autism and crunch some numbers tomorrow, but it doesn't look good

Legendary Crafting

Legendary crafting is good. It's nice to have a way where you can slowly remove rng from your build through concentrated rng grinding. However, I came to a realization: crafting weapons just to scrap them to learn the recipe of the thing I just crafted was my least favorite part of the base game. The old legendary system was so bad, that I was grateful when they replaced it with the worst part of this game's crafting.

Tl;dr It's been a year and the only new thing they've added that I like is my least favorite mechanic from the base game

The emperor is butt naked but I can't seem to cry that loud enough

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