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About me
They/them, 19, Midwestern
I've been described as Gibby from Icarly, follow for shenanigans in my comedy of a life.
Ask me about my trinkets or any rocks or bones. I love collecting things.
DNI if you hate lichen
Pfp made by @radiowavexxx
Shout out to Sherwinn-Williams, the only paint company that advocates drowning the Earth
genuinely one of the most cartoonishly evil looking logos/mottos a company has ever had, always scared me as a little kid lol
I love how it's not "Cover the Earth in color!" or anything happy like that. It's just cover the Earth, and it's a command. There is no beauty here, only the sound of a flood of paint overwhelming and erasing man
the fact that its red, too. like contextually you know it's paint, but if you remove the paint can, this looks like a political cartoon by a rabid conspiracy theorist about how the global shadow government Wants To Drown The World In Blood
You can't trick me with salaries I know being a store manager is a fate worse than death
my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol
[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not
overheard a customer say "i'm ready for a divorce at this point" when I was bored at work and my eyes lit up like I won the lottery
bush peeking through the lace panties... you agree.
made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour
im so mad i cant find it anymore but heres my recreation
this is kind of beautiful. I reckon we should all fabricate tweets from faint half-remembrances and letter them by hand instead of using screenshots
the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this
You forgot the other two.
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
STRONG GAY AURA 1!1a1!!!
new product for angels who want to lose their wings
I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?
Don't become a housewife.
And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure youâre legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partnerâs assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.
If your spouse fights you on any of this, then donât quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.
also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. donât risk thinking âheâs just stressed, itâll get better when the baby comesâ because it wonât. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can
A good friend of mine married a pastor. She birthed, raised, and home schooled his SEVEN children. SEVEN. CHILDREN. They both agreed that she should do that, they both agreed that homeschooling was the best thing for their family, they both agreed to all of this.
She spent over 30 years doing this. For 30 years she didnât work outside the home. She didnât know the terms of their lease. She didnât have the passwords to âtheirâ bank account(s), âtheirâ assets.
He left her when she was in her fifties.
He said that he needed time to reflect and moved out of their house, but told her to focus on getting their last kid through high school (still homeschooled!) and he would take care of everything.
She reached out to the landlord months later asking where the lease renewal was only to find out it wasnât getting renewed. Because her husband hadnât paid the rent in OVER NINE MONTHS. The whole time he was promising her he was still taking care of her.
She and her sixteen year old youngest son found out they had to move out of their house with 3 weeksâ notice. She didnât have a job or work experience or a degree or any idea how to get these things in 3 weeks. She didnât own her own car. If she had not had friends to take her in, she and her son would have been literally out on the street.
It ruined that friendship, too. Itâs a lot to ask someone to put you up indefinitely while you try to put your life together. She burned a lot of bridges taking what anyone would or could give because she had no other choice.
She did, eventually, hard years later, get on her feet again. But it will always be hard and she will never be where she could have been in life if sheâd done things differently.
You might be very sure of your marriage. You might be very sure of your husband. He might love you now, and be a good man now, but the rest of your life will hopefully be a long, long time. People change. It CAN happen to you.
there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it
A blog is a wicker basket in which you can put the postberries you've collected
if youâve ever thought iâm standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that iâm exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate theyâve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement
one of the neighbours returned today with heavy machinery and gravel and fixed my driveway. i feel like a feral animal theyâre trying to coax with little treats
they've told me the gossip which is that a few years back a 70 yr old man collapsed the bridge at the end of my road by driving his tractor over it, lost his tractor in the river, climbed back up the cliff unscathed, walked an hour home, and then the whole road fell into disrepair and all the campgrounds closed and the once popular waterfall down the road became obscure and secret. so like, be the change you want to see in the world. collapse a bridge to chase out the tourists. also you can lose widespread knowledge in under 10 years if one old man collapses a bridge
also i met this bridge collapsing old man on a walk a few months ago and he said to me "you should check out the river at the end of the road, there's a tractor in it!" like he wasn't the one who put it there
I still havenât recovered from this
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