Hikaru Ookami

Status : Alive

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“The dead cannot cry out for justice. It is a duty of the living to do so for them.” – Lois McMaster Bujold.

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THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH BIRTHDAYS RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD…

a little gift art because i love you all!!

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im not pepeanon, but im friends with them, and th

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I'm sorry for being so late, but do your best, Hikaru, even in death! Umi-chan will be cheering you on from here!

That is very nice of you. Thank you!!!!

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Darn itttttttt

Darn what??? -pat pat-

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Wait you just died, oh no!

OH YES!

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who broke it

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I dunno, here is some fanart Drea. 

THANK YOU WARCAN!!! 

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fucking furries ruining everything

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Hikaru confirmed for horrible monster.

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"None? At all? Any tape ANYWHERE?"

“I don’t think so. I haven’t seen any yet.”

“Do you think someone took all of the tape? Maybe there is a Tape Tyrant too.”

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"Also, duct tape. Any of that laying around?"

“I checked the map description. Using the power of my special eyes I’ve determined that there isn’t any duct tape here.”

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「 Er... Do you mean like the instant kind? Eh, whatever! Gimme whatever and I'll take it! 」

“Got it! We’ll see if Masamune-san wants instant as well. It’d save time at the very least.”

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important q: do these things have an emoji keyboard. science needs to know

You receive a ୧༼ಠ益ಠ╭∩╮༽

“Yep!”

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"I'm taking a lot of towels. For what, exactly, I'd rather not disclose, but definitely not for their intended purpose. I suppose I won't legitimately need all of them (though this is to be seen, as there is an unknown quantity-), but I'm taking the precaution. Is there not more in storage, somewhere? What if we destroyed them all?"

“If there is no storage on the map then there is likely no other towels. If you destroy the towels then there would be no towels for anyone and we’d likely have to resort to drying ourselves off with dirty laundry. Basically you’d be wounding the ability to maintain a healthy environment down here. You may even be deemed the ‘Towel Tyrant’ henceforth. Hell, I’ll just start calling you that pre-emptively.”

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「 Woah! Cook me a meal when you get the chance please! I'm not gonna turn down an offer like that! 」

“Good. You like ramen? I’m likely going to be making a lot of ramen.”

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"Mr. Ookami? I, um, I know not how to prepare meals. What if I starve?"

“I’ll make sure you wont starve. Just let me know what you prefer to eat and I’ll see what I can do. I don’t mind cooking. At the very least it’ll keep me occupied.”

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"What would happen if one were, hypothetically, to steal all the towels from the linens closet?"

Hikaru glances down at the text message with concern. Why would anyone need /that/ many towels? The architect rubbed the back of his neck before typing back his reply.

“What do you mean by stealing the towels? Are you saying you’ll steal them from the other bathrooms in addition to your own? I’m assuming you’re planning to take them. I’d advise against it, as everyone will be coming to you to get a towel. I’d expect that they wont be too pleased either. But hey, if you want to piss people off, who am I to stop you? Good luck.”