Creativity never killed anyone

Indie, single shipping roleplay blog for Sanii Shizaki, SHSL Cartoonist Dangan Ronpa OC.

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I’m sorry for not being here this weekend- I’ve been floored by some virus and I spent the entirety of Saturday hunched over a bucket so. Y eah I didn’t really have energy to come online or get any work done. By now I’m feeling better, my sickness has been reduced to a slight fever and a headache so maybe I’ll be able to get something done today! 

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So you know that trend where people put cucumbers near their cats, and apparently cats are fucking terrified by cucumbers

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I’m actually going to start respriting my other DR OCs, cause I think my style improved a little ever since, and I’m not exactly satisfied with the quality of the current sprites

Also this is to start the other blog up again

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It is. Pocky day

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trcshymemes:

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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Dear Sani; do you put das boot into das horn or das horn into das boot?

“Well….the f-foot of the boot wouldn’t fit into the horn. The horn fits inside the boot tho. I t-think you could even stack it. I’d guess you can put like…five, or so horns in the boot.”

….He should try that sometime. 

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How many Das Horns do you have and what is your favorite thing to put in it/them?

“…None. I have none. I d-don’t have any.”

He secretly wants a few tho. Two of them would make for a great hat. 

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Please tell me these are still cool to make yes thank you

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fYI IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE BEAUTY OF DAS BEER BOOT/DAS HORN YET 

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[goofy anon] You walk into a bar to see a red man with a Tv head asking for a pose to do, what do you do? [to all oc's]

Well that’s…peculiar. Surely something he hadn’t seen yet. Surely something he never expected to see. 

But for all he knows maybe he’s a fan? Perhaps? He can’t disappoint a fan.

So, he just poses awkwardly, trying his best to sparkle. His attempts are lackluster at best. He’s embarrassed. Save him

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AH also also, little technical thing- I do talk a lot about my other OCs too, but this blog is solely for Sanii. I might bring in guest muses from time to time, but my main muse is Sanii. If you wish to rp with my other DR OCs, I actually TRIED to set up a blog for the other 15, and honestly I might just? Bring it back? Yeah I’m thinking about it. But for now, this blog is just for my little cartoonist

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I m just laughing because I have custom anon icons set and

H ANS-

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your art is so good and ur oc is beyond adorable

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TH ANK YOU!!! L ISTEN..Liste n let me tell you….your OC…is so sweet. He’s so cute. You are so cute

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Honestly your characters come off as lovable goof balls that make me want to send goofy anons just to see what happens.

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Thank you so much!!! That means a lot omg….don’t be shy, send those goofy anons, you have. No idea how happy that would make me. I guarantee a good time I promise

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On or off anon, come tell me ONE thing you like about mun or muse.

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rpmememaker:

Bonus: Tell me why you like that one thing. Everybody needs a confidence booster sometimes.

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Durarara!! {Sentence Starters}

"It's kinda scary how much people trust me."

"It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember."

"I deserve to get my little ass kicked? Why?"

"No one loves me, because they're afraid of me."

"The problem with you is that you can't be swayed by reason, and that's bad."

"Oh, I'm not mad. I just want to beat the shit out of you!"

"Human beings are the most interesting creatures that you can ever hope to find."

"The world isn't as cruel as you make it out to be."

"I'm obviously here to kick your smarmy little ass."

"Bullying people is lame. It's pathetic, really."

"Whenever random violent crap happens, it seems you're somehow involved!"

"You think you're special? You're not."

"I don't care. You're in a class that's so far beneath me that it doesn't really matter."

"Once you decide you love someone, that’s your responsibility."

"You won't even give me time to make an effort."

"I'm not rude. I just wasn't taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can't stand."

"Everyone has secrets, things they feel that they can't tell anyone."

"You are more transparent than you think."

"Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life."

"I am trying to seduce you."

"I'd like to make you mine, but sorry, you're not my type."

"No matter how much you try to escape it, you can't get away from what you were part of."

"Hm, maybe I should get a band-aid. Or maybe super glue!"

"Just because I like humans, it doesn't mean that I like you personally."

"They called me a monster!"

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I also said I’d do a prison AU cause I got way too caught up in Nan.baka (great anime by the way I recommend it) so I thought I’d draw the two dudes whose VAs actually show up in the anime. And yes, as you can see, Sanii has short hair. Still lush as ever tho.