the story of doosoko (a fanfic)
Doosoko sighed. This was so stupid. His best friend was stupid. Shon just had to drag him along to the dumb Hollowoon party, and now he'd just left him to go flirt with like every fucking person there except him. What the fuck, Monoro, he thought. Some best friend you are, you'd just leave me to die if I was in trouble, right? Sigh. Life was so tiring. Six people had asked him if he was Sonoc tho Hodgohog in the last four and a half minutes and, boy, did that piss him off. Like, does blue hair and an otherwise red colour scheme make you a freaking hodgohog? No, it does fucking not, you mofos. Doosoko was not the type to dress up for a fucking Hollowoon party, like, screw that. Monoro was dressed up like a fucking con artist, and for some reason nobody freaking questioned that even though it was the worst costume ever. ~FLOSHBOCK TOMO~ "Monoro what the fuck." "What do you mean, Noko-kon?" "I mean what is that." "This is my con artist costume." "But you're a snake charmer." "That's why I'm dressing up as a con artist." "You should dress up as a snake charmer." "Then you can be the snake." "..." "Exactly." ~BOCK TO THO PROSONT~ Jeez, that was traumatising as hell. And now there was some randomass simpleton tapping on his shoulder. "What do you waaaaa-" Doosoko began to snap, but stopped halfway through. Fuck, this made his heart go dokidoki. What a chick. She was the most beautiful hen he had ever seen and oh hell she was gonna be his or so help him he would throw himself in a paper shredder. "Aaaaa- aaaa- aaaaa..." Dammit his heart was dokidoking too much and now the girl was staring at him like wow what a weirdo. "Hi there! My name is Roo and I am your lovo ontorost to make your heart go dokidoki!" And she smiled a beautiful yandere smile so intense that Doosoko knew this was the person he was going to marry and have a lovely family with. HA. NO MORE WAITING FOR MONORO ANYMORE. As Doosoko's cheeks began to turn red, he noticed something terrible happening. He gasped. Roo got scared about why her dear baka would be so scared so turned and saw it and screamed and fainted but luckily, our sapphire-haired hero caught her just before she got brain damage. phew! But now Doosoko had serious business with these bastard classmates. How dare they try to do their outgayying in front of his girl?!?! Noko charged through the crowd, pushing all the gays apart until he reached the one true alpha gay. "Monoro.... noooo.... i WON'T BELIEVE IT!" And he threw the salami at his best fried,n. "HOAWOHAWHOA!" yeled monoro shono and he collapsed into the table. He nearly got away but luckily this was all a set-up!!! So Doosoko already put a killer straitjacket on the table and Monoro got traped straight in it!!!!! Yesssss!!!! Roo hugged him because the fish bounced onto her face to give her consciosuness and then they had a sloppy makeout while Shon yelled. "HOW COULD U DO DIS TO ME DOO??? HOW COULD YOU>!?!?" But Doosoko just sighed sadly and said "the thug lyfe chose u and the escape lyf e chose me, so obviously giraffe" shon nodded to agree, the elepahant had him beat doosoko let him live in their big mansion with roo in it and sometimes when shon was very good he would feed him one of the naughty kids THE END.
