ok i'll do the rest of the stars l8r after i finish my hw but here's FATE's items if ur interested
(1) Ryūji-sama - An adult bearded dragon with orange scales and a mellow personality, whom the label kindly advises not taking out of the capsule unless you have the know-how to care for him properly. Whose idea was it to put a live reptile in a small capsule like this, anyway? They might be bigger on the inside, but you’re pretty sure most animal rights groups would have something to say about this…
(2) Oblivionsbane - A legendary weapon of old, gifted to the Emissary of the Gods to aid her on her quest to purge the spirits unleashed at the fall of the Heavenly Wheel, destroyed by the hubris of the Fallen Emperor Kin Fier IV. A katana by design, it is just as the film adaptation describes it - curved like the claw of a wild beast, poised to strike, black as the shadows within which it hides but illuminated by a heavenly light (very literally, if you flip a switch under the tsuba) that stems the tide of evil, and… yeah, this is definitely the nerdiest fucking thing you’ve ever seen.
Regardless, a lot of love and care has gone into the making and upkeep this latex weapon, and it shows… although the previous owner probably would not be overly pleased with the massive dent rending the yakiba clean through most of the hamon, nearly splitting the blade in two to expose the core near the end.
(3) Nest of Snakes (Annotated) - A hardcovered adventure campaign famed for its humid conditions and assortment of poisonous enemies, penned by none other than famed dungeon master Gwendolyn Dominatus. A blue highlighter has been taken to a number of pages and tight notes have been made in the margins; it’s clear that someone’s been reading this for comprehension rather than pleasure.
(4) Peanut Butter Cups - 25 pounds worth of individually wrapped Reese’s chocolate peanut butter cups. Not too good for the environment or your health, but they do make a pretty good snack.
(5) Head of the Fell Dragoon Zih’Kah - A trophy from a great beast slain, designed to be worn as headgear for the discerning warrior. Steel plating lining the inner skeleton allows it to keep its shape under most forms of duress, but makes it a little heavy for use as a casual accessory.
(6) Sewing Kit - A black and red box containing everything from pins and needles to an extra seam ripper and a roll of measuring tape, this kit has everything you need to create and repair all things fabric! There’s a card with some mildly creepy stylized animals with large eyes on the front attached to the top as well. Let’s see...
“Happy Birthday, Haru-chan! If those girls steal this one too, please don’t wait half a year before telling me. You aren’t alone. Even if your acting career doesn’t work out, Shiro and I will always be here for you. -- Papa”
(7) Grimsever -An elegant broadsword, foraged in the hands of a master from plexiglass and foamed concrete, with subtle aesthetic shaping starting from the point down to the center that gives it an almost fernlike appearance. Patterning along the fuller and the way the crossgaurd flares out like a hungry fire gives you a sense that this was purely meant for decoration by some merch-collecting nerd, but the sturdiness of its make permits a more practical purpose as well… well, if you’re not aiming to bleed out your foes, anyway. The edges are far too blunt for that.
(8) Monobear Training Dummy - Hey, it’s everyone’s favorite mutual killing spokesman!.. Although he’s probably seen better days. This particular Monobear has had a target crudely drawn on his face and a stake stuck through his body clean through to where his neck meets his head, making his new… uh, purpose pretty clear. But could you really bear to hit such a cute face?
(9) SORD... - Looking upon this weapon, you have a great multitude of questions. Why is it shaped so strangely? Why are the colors so tacky? What is it even made of? Who on earth forged this piece of shit?
Perhaps there isn’t an answer. Perhaps this less than majestic blade is a metaphor for the situation you’re in. And if that’s true, getting rid of it would be like isolating yourself from the rest, putting your own needs above theirs as you strike out and… yeah, you’re definitely reading too much into this. It’d be best to put it down and never look at it again.
(10) Solstice Liquid Eyeliner - Favoured among cosplayers, Solstice brand makeup is guaranteed not to migrate, run, or smudge for at least 24 hours after application. This particular felt tip liner, labeled ‘Obsidian Black’ is guaranteed to make your eyes sharp enough to kill a man just by looking at him. That’s… not ominous at all.
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