This is one hell of a nice microphone - obviously, it’s one that professionals in the studios use! (Yamato Hasegawa, DA2B)
This cheap shortboard looks like it’s seen a good amount of wear and tear over the years, but maybe that means it’s well-loved. It seems to have a rather recent and quite beautiful paint job in blue, green, and white. The pattern almost seems to evoke the ocean waves themselves.
A pair of bright green boxer briefs, Men’s waist size 30. Huh… it seems a little odd to be getting underwear, don’t you think? At least they seem to be neatly folded… but what if someone had worn them already? Maybe you shouldn’t think about it too hard after all… [Kosuke Aozora, DA3 Alpha]
The world’s smallest violin for playing the world’s saddest song.
A light and sturdy golf club, specifically meant for left handed ladies.
A Brief History of the Industrial Workers of the World
Brief? Whoever wrote the title for this book has a very creative interpretation of what ‘brief’ means. At any rate, this doorstopper seems to be about an American-borne organization of radical trade unionists and goes into excruciating detail about their philosophies, tactics, and actions. Try not to drop it on anything, whatever it falls on will probably break under the impact.
Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape: Seriously Strawberry
A long strip of strawberry flavored bubblegum, rolled up in a small container like tape. Except it’s not nearly as sticky as tape until it’s chewed!
A neon-pink beanie with some hair clips attached to it. Whenever you’re wearing this, you’re sure to keep all eyes on you! (Wataru Mishina, DA2B)
For the ultimate camping nerd, a sleeping bag with arms and legs. It’s supposedly tear-resistant, watertight, and retains heat in freezing temperatures — too bad it still looks absolutely ridiculous.
A very cute bracelet from a little sis to be her big bro. It’s been made with a lot of love and care. One of the adornments has ‘NW’ carved on it.
A cute bunny clip! Its eyes are x’s. Oops. Looks like this is a hardcore bunny clip! Sorry, didn’t see them at first! (Momoko Kurosawa, DA3E)
A tiny chameleon plushie that sits comfortably on your shoulder. There’s a little tag on it - looks like it has a name! ‘Midori.’ How cute! (Hotaru Ando, DA2B)
There’s a chance that these glasses belong to someone you know! There’s also a chance that they don’t. It all depends on if you want to imagine someone stealing another’s glasses. If you do, then yes, these belong to someone you know.
A little white bunny toy. It’s so fluffy it almost looks like a ball of fluff!
A CD featuring ten songs of a well-known all-boy KPop band. It features autographs from the bandmates as well! Sweet catch!
A dakimakura pillow with a drawing of one of your classmates on the front, and a rather coy-looking Monomi on the back. Which side will you snuggle?
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A dakimakura pillow with a drawing of one of your classmates on the front, and a rather coy-looking Monomi on the back. Which side will you snuggle?
A bundle of some of the most cheesy, ridiculous romance novels known to man. Weirdly enough, they seem worn and used, as if someone enjoyed them enough to read them over again. Someone either has terrible tastes, or an weird sense of humor.
A book filled with a good hundred or so delicious looking recipes. Each entry has a detailed section on the process that goes into making the food in question. There’s also a few pages that advertise some cooking show- “Kezao-chan’s Kitchen”. What kind of nerd watches cooking shows for fun?
If you were waiting to see if there really was a dildo in the Monomachine, this is it. It’s here. 7 inches long with a flared base, this baby is made of medical grade silicone. However, with the soft dark gray color and modern, minimalist design, it looks like it could be a decoration in some hip and happening person’s home, belying its true intentions. Conveniently, a small bottle of water-based personal lubricant is included in the box so you’re never caught unprepared.
Box of Kumamon Phone Straps
A huge box filled with adorable little phone straps, featuring a tiny plastic replica of everybody’s favourite mascot, Kumamon! Why would anyone want a box of 100 of them, though? Still, his cheeky smile and adorable shape now come in an ultra-portable and ultra-cute form, and can be taken anywhere! You can never have too much of a good thing! Probably.
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