MUFFLED MEGAPHONE BLARING

YO LISTEN UP [WTTPYLS]

[shslfuckawa-blog]

wow thats um kinda gay, omaru

[shslsister-blog]

Hmph!! Why do you always say that! So what if it is!

[shslfuckawa-blog]

hey omaru remember when i yelled at you a second ago im sorry im love u please dont unfriendm e i have so few

[shslsister-blog]

Aww Touko! I love you too! I could never hate you!

[shslfuckawa-blog]

takes komaru’s megaphone calmly and inhales

YOUR BROTHER IS A FUCK IGN N ASS HOLE, OMARU

[shslsister-blog]

Oh.....

Okay.........

[shslsister-blog]

its his only talent let him have it touko!

[hopemanlet-blog]

thanks for reminding everyone i have no talent sis

[shslsister-blog]

i love u bro

[shslfuckawa-blog]

no your brother has another talent

it’s called being a fucking asshole

[shslsister-blog]

Huh!? Don’t you think that’s a little harsh?

[shslfuckawa-blog]

hopemanlet said: jo-succ-ke

hey uh naegi? can u not????? steal mm yf cuking JOKE??? thanks

[shslsister-blog]

its his only talent let him have it touko!

[shslfuckawa-blog]

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR MYSELF

[shslfuckawa-blog]

pfft lemme tell you something about being a vanilla fucker. IT’S BORING. whose favorite flavor is fucking VANILLA? NORMIES. Because it’s a NORMIE FLAVOR. and normies who are vanilla in bed are boring in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what’s a vanilla normie’s kinks?  MISSIONARY POSITION. CUDDLING AFTERWARDS. LIGHTS BEING OFF AND IN BED BY 8.  SEX ONLY ON FRIDAYS.

IF MASTER BYAKUYA WAS THAT SORT OF PERSON, ok i would still love him forever and accept the horrifying fact BUT listen iF IT WAS ANYONE ELSE, i’d lose interest pronto and cuck the fucker.

[shslsister-blog]

Oh.

Okay.

Geez I’m sorry......I said.......anything..........

[shslfuckawa-blog]

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR MYSELF

[shslfuckawa-blog]

s-sTOP THAT

[shslsister-blog]

ah! Sorry, you just REALLY caught me off guard!!

[shslfuckawa-blog]

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR MYSELF

[shslfuckawa-blog]

H-he j-just gets a-annoyed with me a-a lot. A lot of people do???? Th-that doesn’t mean he HATES me. D-does it? W-whatever . .  Even if he does hate me, i-it won’t change anything!

Because … Omaru … if you haven’t noticed p o ses and smirks I get off on that kind of torture  it’s my special kink

[shslsister-blog]

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[shslfuckawa-blog]

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR MYSELF

[shslfuckawa-blog]

H-have you not SEEN M-master Byakuya? He is obviously the reincarnated God of Beauty and Desire, Adonis. J-just look at HIM! SHOWS HIM THE TEENY PICTURES INSIDE A LOCKET OF TOGAMI look at how handsome he is… H-he is also a tsundere which is also s-super hot. Like… just th-that prickly exterior hiding away his true sweet interior .  . H-he’s like a cactus. The most beautiful cactus ever. 

[shslsister-blog]

I mean I’ve seen him but to be honest he’s just kind of a jerk. I guess he’s nice to Naegi but he hates you! I don’t get how that’s really attractive Touko!

[shslfuckawa-blog]

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR MYSELF

[shslfuckawa-blog]

n - no … .

[shslsister-blog]

#but o-omaru u need to stop hitting on me#what if master byakuya sees#blushes

I really don’t get what you see in him, but I guess if you want me to stop saying nice things I will...

[shslfuckawa-blog]

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR MYSELF

[shslfuckawa-blog]

um wow komaru …that’s pre gay … . 

[shslsister-blog]

Huh? Is that bad?

[shslfuckawa-blog]

THIS IS A CALLOUT POST FOR MYSELF

BECAUSE I DON’T GET ENOUGH CALL OUT POSTS on being cute or any cute shit like that because i’ve been cursed with being GROSS i gGUEss

[shslsister-blog]

Aw Touko! You’re plenty cute! No lying!!

[shslfuckawa-blog]

ANY CLOSER WOULD BE CUDDLING AND THAT I AM NOT READY FOR THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT

[shslsister-blog]

huh? commitment? I thought friends did stuff like that!

[shslsister-blog]

[shslfuckawa-blog]

gals just bein gals. hoarding blankets and freezing to death

[shslsister-blog]

you could just come closer if youre feeling cold!

[shslsister-blog]

[enoshiimajunko]

Uhm Duh.

One means you really hate me and the other means you only hate me a lil

[shslsister-blog]

Hm...I guess only a lil...

You haven’t tried to really personally make an attempt on my life.