Elle the Pretty Girl

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More than just friends

Come on sit down, you’ll love him!

Just look at those arms! what a man, am I right?

Why are you so quiet suddenly?

Oh I know! You expected to see a dick pic! Omg you’re so bad!

We seriously need to find you a man at this point.

Dedicated to @ewjustfriends

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Bestie sleepover

Ok, start with the moisturizer..

Wow your skin is glowing already!

I know you keep saying you don’t like that stuff, but, I think some subtle lip gloss would really make your complexion pop! Please? For me?

Yay! You’ll look stunning I promise!

Dedicated to girly aspiration @dessissyy

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The perfect morning

This is your favorite way to start your day. His taste, still in your mouth,

His juice, still in your bottom,

And his smell, all over your body.

And people expected you to like girls? It was hopeless.

a bit of a different one, let me know what you think. Inspired by the icon @initiativelouise

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Post date gossip

Really, this is so refreshing. I wouldn’t even think to bring this up when talking to other guys but you’re clinging to my every word!

Oh, you’re wondering how big he was? Omg you wouldn’t even know what to compare it to!

You know what, why don’t I just show you this pic he sent me this morning..

inspired by the iconic @its-giving-denial-caps

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Matcha time with bestie

Come on, you know I’m right. We always hangout together and we keep hitting these ridiculous barriers. Imagine how much closer we could be as girly besties if you stopped insisting on being a man! I mean, it’s not like you have much to lose, anyway, right?

So it’s decided. Next time we hangout, we hit the salon! Thanks bestie!

inspired by @betterasgaybestfriend

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Pre-date support session

Yeah I know men are pretty confusing, it’s hard to understand how their minds work, but I’m pretty sure my hot football player date won’t ask if I got a new lip combo… In fact, I don’t think I know any other guy that notices that stuff.. that’s why you’re special.

Oh, he’s here to pick me up! Anyway, I’ll tell you all the deets tomorrow, hopefully on my walk of shame, haha… Bye bestie!

another caption, this time roughly inspired by the lovely @emma-says.

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A favor for your bestie

I always told him you aren’t really like a ”guy” friend but he never believed me. You know how men get possessive over us girls… anyway, he believes it now for sure! And it seems like we’ve found a new activity to do together!

Tried out making a caption for the first time, with this pic from @alwayscute, which was just too cute for me to ignore.