Funkiest Girl In hopes peak

This is the blog belonging to "Red", the Super High School Level Skater! Graffiti-spraying delinquent, this girl is quick, hip, and won't let anyone control her!

[baileyaldridge]

[♣]: “Why couldn’t we wait until a decent hour to find a body?”

[shslskaterred]

"Yo, you know that makes it seem like you knew there was a body to be found..."

[shslskaterred]

Redecorating the poop deck || Dangan Camisado Open

It was late at night, yet the faint sound of rolling wheels could still be heard. That, and way too loud music from a set of headphones. One the deck was Red, who had some sort of bag with her, glancing around. "Hmmm... Alright then!" She dropped the bag, clanging heard from inside, then pulled out a couple cans of spraypaint and began working on something, though it was hard to tell what it was at the moment. 

Also in the now open bag was an obviously sealed letter, and a couple other various items.

[shslpoop-blog]

ahhh… ahhh— a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a—aAA—-

ALIENS!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE INVADING THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!! THEY’RE TAKING OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD

euuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUeeeeyyyyUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH

[shslskaterred]

Red looked kind of confused at the freakout that Airis was having. "Hey... whats going on? Did you actually look at those letters?" She frowned. "Why would you look at those, even? It's just more bullcrap. Nothing is going to happen, yo."

[shslpoop-blog]

- You shoulda have been called here with a more complex title! I mean- you can obviously do more than skaitng- If it was up to me, I’d name you the Super High School Level Coolkid, hehehehe!

- Right, right, RIGHT! The stars! God, you’re not only a coolkid but a genius- We can find some sort of support- like a door, or even build our own boat- and the stars will be our guide! It’s like the poem- ‘Follow the Drinking Gourd’! The Drinking Gourd- The Big Dipper asterism, by it’s official name- was used by fugitive slaves in the American 1800s to escape! So.. we would have to look for- well, if it’s the south right now, which probably is by how frondous this island is- 

- We would just have to look for the Big Dipper, and follow it up to Polaris, which is the direct North star! You’re a genius, Red! We’re getting out of here!

- Though, that is true.. We would have to get some dudes off our butts, if they follow us.. Though, we could like- kick them out and leave!

[shslskaterred]

"Heh, yeah. No crazies on this escape train. Or bees. Did you see the kid with bees?" She frowned. "If they sting someone does that count as him killing someone!?" She shrugged. "I mean, what would you even do then?!"

She put her hands together and grinned. "So now we just wait for tonight and try and see which direction to go. There's no way that anyone is gonna kill today, so, we should be perfectly fine and safe. ..Man, you talk a mile a minute, you know, Airis?" 

[shslskaterred]

Red was leaning on the side of the boat, frowning. “Jeez, laying it on thick aren’t they? Doesn’t this have to be some kind of trick? They can’t expect anyone to actually be crazy enough to kill someone one, can they?”

[konoesayuri-blog]

"People are kind of like plants, you know, we’re all like carnivorous plants. Once people get the freedom to kill then they’ll do it!" She sounded so…light, about the subject.

[shslskaterred]

"You have a bleak view of humanity, yo." She stood up straight, the tall girl looking around. "I mean, sure, humans like bein' free and all, but there's like a moral line and everything, right?"

[shslpoop-blog]

Your gaze spots a broad with scarlet tresses, sitting and studying the card they had been giving airily. You are naturally pleased to make acquiantance with her, but when she stands up and gives out her hand to make a proper introduction, you can’t help but feel peachy! Oh, little cheery things. You are also quite astounished at the amazing feat the lady could do- and play it off as nothing! She just. Stood up as you normally would, but with rollerskates. That’s pretty, woah. You’re pretty damn marveled.

- Hey, Red! That’s a cool name- Easy to remember! Skater, huh? Guessed- you just stood up like nothing- with rollerskates!

[shslskaterred]

She nodded. "Yeah, that's what they call me any way. I mean, I do a lot more than just skate around a bunch, buuuut that's what they called me, y'know?" She rubbed her pinky in her ear a bit, frowning. "Man, no signal. Guess I'm stuck with what I got."

She grinned. "You gotta let me know, though. Can't you tell where we are by the stars, tonight? We could get a heading and shit, right? Then we know where to go when we escape! I mean, what can a stuffed animal do?"

"I just hope no-ones got the wrong idea though, yo! I mean, there are some suspicious characters on this boat."

[shslsharktrainer-blog]

Spinning around, he grinned and shook his head. He still didn’t seem very invested what the girl was saying, simply trying to reach over the edge of the ship and touch the water, even though that wouldn’t work. 

"Huh? No, he said boat and I was like, WOW BOATS! My names Tanner by the way, Tanner Anderlyon!"

[shslskaterred]

She reached out a hand and pulled him back some, shaking her head. "Man, be careful he might count that as trying to escape, and I don't know what the punishment for breakin' the rules is, ya dig?"

She shook her head. "Anyways, this is a tropical island you know? There could be piranhas and shit."

[shslpoop-blog]

Upon the doll’s words, you instantly entered a a state of immediate shock and fear. This is all lining up, isn’t it?! You’re going to die. You’re going to die..! Oh god, oh god, No pinches mames-

- A la chingada!! This is just like Area 51! Aliens are going to wipe out the human race so they’re easier to control-!! Damn- of course.. Japan is a concentrated place!! How stupid could I possibly be— Aliens will get us!

Aight, calm down- just calm down. Dude! You’re going to meet alien race, that’s a good way to die. You think.

You put your quite frankly ill-fitting frames back on and straighten your skirt and run your hands through your hair. You gotta make good impressions, right? Hell yeah! You’re gonna teach aliens who the fuck is the alpha person. Well.

It’s probably them, but that does not stop you from dolling up.

You decide you should interact a bit with these strangers. Maybe they’re also peers specializing in space and you’re just on a mission! That sounds quite fun.

- Hello! Well, hola for me, hah. But of course, we’re not in Mexico but in quite frankly an intricately gorgeous island! Although it’s a little humid in here— Buh. Whatever!

- My name is Airis Sevido..! I’m the Super High-School Level Astronomer, I think? Yeah, that’s it! Who’re you?

[shslskaterred]

Red was sitting there examining the electroIDs they had been given, trying to see if she could get some sort of information from it. "Erh... Nothing, yo. Useless plastic." 

She glanced up, a little surprised, then stood up, holding out a hand. It was amazing that she could get up and stand perfectly balanced on a set of skates at the speed she did. "Yo! What up, Red, they call em the Super High School Level Skater."  She then put up a finger, fiddling with the small player on her arm. "I better be able to get a signal, I don't have that much music saved.... and how am I s'posed to get down without it? Jeez."

[shslsharktrainer-blog]

Withen the situation, if your lucky, you can avoid the shark like male, quickly running around the ship. It’s clear…something not right inside, but outside, he looks slightly more normal, if you don’t mind shark teeth being involved.

"Oh man! Oh man, we’re on a ship…In the water…."

It seems nothing else seems to have been noticed by him, only the fact that this boat was floating in water.

"I want to swim."

[shslskaterred]

From her position relaxing on the edge of the ship, she saw the odd boy glance over the edge and start stating the very obvious facts of the situation. "Yo, is that really what's important right now?" She pointed to her bear. "Did you not hear what the whacked up stuffed animal was saying?"

[shslskaterred]

Red was leaning on the side of the boat, frowning. "Jeez, laying it on thick aren't they? Doesn't this have to be some kind of trick? They can't expect anyone to actually be crazy enough to kill someone one, can they?"

[shslskaterred]

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Both of them, in a fight to the death with lasers and explosions. How is this not obvious?