Fight me irl

I-I'm not gay!! Come at me bro, I'll whoop you're ass!!! Juzo Sakakura | He/Him | 20 | SHSL Boxer (Crack rp blog for dingusrompas)

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[leggynaegi-blog]

I mean you have a lot of your friends. Chisa, all the other people who were above the remnants class. You talk to Izayoi and them, right? And you have Muna now so that’s good. [He whispered something under his breath and nodded]

[shsltits-blog]

I guess you’re right, I do have friends. But then again that means hope and your boyfriend aren’t the only things you have. You have friends too! Like Asahina and Kirigiri and probably Fukawa! And ya got me too now! Although I’m not gonna do any of your weird hope thing.

[leggynaegi-blog]

You? [He raised an eyebrow and smiled a bit. Well that was a nice turn of events if you ask Naegi] …I guess I do have a lot. Fukawa is.. Always a toss up because I have Togami now though…

[shsltits-blog]

See, we both have friends, so we should both stop bitching about it! I can’t believe I became such a sap! [He lightly slaps his face and shakes his head.] Time to bring out the real Juzo Sakakura!

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naegi laughed, rubbing the back of his neck] You know i can’t really believe in either. I didn’t know you had a nice side, i thought it was either grumpy, angry, pissed or just annoyed. I’d say annoyed would be the happiest of those though.

[shsltits-blog]

I experience all emotions just like any other person! It's just people manage to get on my nerves from doing something stupid. And that just happens to be almost everyone. But I'm not an anger-bot or whatever.

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[leggynaegi-blog]

I mean you have a lot of your friends. Chisa, all the other people who were above the remnants class. You talk to Izayoi and them, right? And you have Muna now so that’s good. [He whispered something under his breath and nodded]

[shsltits-blog]

I guess you’re right, I do have friends. But then again that means hope and your boyfriend aren’t the only things you have. You have friends too! Like Asahina and Kirigiri and probably Fukawa! And ya got me too now! Although I’m not gonna do any of your weird hope thing.

[leggynaegi-blog]

You? [He raised an eyebrow and smiled a bit. Well that was a nice turn of events if you ask Naegi] …I guess I do have a lot. Fukawa is.. Always a toss up because I have Togami now though…

[shsltits-blog]

See, we both have friends, so we should both stop bitching about it! I can't believe I became such a sap! [He lightly slaps his face and shakes his head.] Time to bring out the real Juzo Sakakura!

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[leggynaegi-blog]

I mean you have a lot of your friends. Chisa, all the other people who were above the remnants class. You talk to Izayoi and them, right? And you have Muna now so that’s good. [He whispered something under his breath and nodded]

[shsltits-blog]

I guess you're right, I do have friends. But then again that means hope and your boyfriend aren't the only things you have. You have friends too! Like Asahina and Kirigiri and probably Fukawa! And ya got me too now! Although I'm not gonna do any of your weird hope thing.

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naegi took a sharp breath in, shutting his eyes tightly and tried to pry Juzo’s hand from his sweatshirt] Physical… I mean Physical fights.. J-just let me down. I take it back. I’m an asshole your boyfriend can be hope whatever please just don’t do it again. Don’t smash my head it. Please, Juzo… [Boi was his heart beatin as fast as a race horse]

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo thinks for a moment, before lighly groaning and releasing Naegi rather roughly.] As much as I hate you, you’re getting a free pass this time. Just cuz you’re Munakata’s friend and stuff. But listen here, don’t go back in what you’ve said earlier just because you lost a fight. Even if I hate what you’ve said, I hate people who go back on their word even more. Got it?

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naegi sighed with relief, sliding a bit down the wall and looked up at Juzo] The alternative was you killing me again.. [He whispered and felt a faint ping of pain in his face]  I still stand by what I’ve said… I still believe it’s all true, I just don’t want it to lead to violence… 

[shsltits-blog]

Yeah yeah, I got it. No violence and shit. And you can have you’re own thoughts on things, but if you know it’ll piss me off, keep it to yourself or tell someone who won’t fuck you up or something like that. Because seriously, one more word about earlier and you’re dead. [He lends Naegi a hand to get up.] You gonna stay on the ground or what?

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Hesitantly he took Juzo’s hand, pulling himself up and brushed off his pants] I was angry… And in the heat of the moment sort of. I’m sorry. Hope and my boyfriends just all I  have going for me right now so…

[shsltits-blog]

It's alright, I'm in a similar situation really. I mean, other than punching and Munakata, I've got nothing. And... I'm sorry for bein a dick and all to you. You were right about me being an asshole.

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naegi took a sharp breath in, shutting his eyes tightly and tried to pry Juzo’s hand from his sweatshirt] Physical… I mean Physical fights.. J-just let me down. I take it back. I’m an asshole your boyfriend can be hope whatever please just don’t do it again. Don’t smash my head it. Please, Juzo… [Boi was his heart beatin as fast as a race horse]

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo thinks for a moment, before lighly groaning and releasing Naegi rather roughly.] As much as I hate you, you’re getting a free pass this time. Just cuz you’re Munakata’s friend and stuff. But listen here, don’t go back in what you’ve said earlier just because you lost a fight. Even if I hate what you’ve said, I hate people who go back on their word even more. Got it?

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naegi sighed with relief, sliding a bit down the wall and looked up at Juzo] The alternative was you killing me again.. [He whispered and felt a faint ping of pain in his face]  I still stand by what I’ve said… I still believe it’s all true, I just don’t want it to lead to violence… 

[shsltits-blog]

Yeah yeah, I got it. No violence and shit. And you can have you're own thoughts on things, but if you know it'll piss me off, keep it to yourself or tell someone who won't fuck you up or something like that. Because seriously, one more word about earlier and you're dead. [He lends Naegi a hand to get up.] You gonna stay on the ground or what?

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naegi took a sharp breath in, shutting his eyes tightly and tried to pry Juzo’s hand from his sweatshirt] Physical… I mean Physical fights.. J-just let me down. I take it back. I’m an asshole your boyfriend can be hope whatever please just don’t do it again. Don’t smash my head it. Please, Juzo… [Boi was his heart beatin as fast as a race horse]

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo thinks for a moment, before lighly groaning and releasing Naegi rather roughly.] As much as I hate you, you're getting a free pass this time. Just cuz you're Munakata's friend and stuff. But listen here, don't go back in what you've said earlier just because you lost a fight. Even if I hate what you've said, I hate people who go back on their word even more. Got it?

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[leggynaegi-blog]

Everyone? At least I can get a boyfriend. [He crossed his arms and almost immediately took a step back]

[shsltits-blog]

[For a moment, it looked like Juzo was about to pounce on Naegi and kill him right then and there, but his expression suddenly changed into a sly smirk.] For your information, I actually have a boyfriend, and we love each other very much. Our relationship is probably better than all of your sucky ones combined!

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naegi raised an eyebrow, frowning quickly] Are you serious? I hate to remind you but the whole reason Junko raised to power is because you had a crush on him and you didn’t want him to know. My boyfriend is kind and cares about me, he left you for dead and turned you against what was right. 

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo said he wasn’t going to get violent, but there isn’t much more he can take before he snaps. His next few words are said through gritted teeth as his body shakes in anger.] It doesn’t matter if he killed me! I did what I did because he is our hope! And we need our hope to live! I need him to live! And honestly, I’d die again and again if it meant he lived! So don’t talk shit about Munakata!

[leggynaegi-blog]

[He grit his teeth, taking a step back in case] He isn’t hope. He has done nothing to bring hope to our group of people. That is all I have and all I am. Hope. Doesn’t matter what he says or home much he wanted to kill me. Even he will be friendly to me now. You’re just a blubbering asshole. 

[shsltits-blog]

[Completely blinded by rage, Juzo closes the distance between them and lifts Naegi up by his jacket and throws him into the wall.] Oh, so now I'm the asshole? Even though you just went on and on about how much you hated fighting, and then start picking on me when you know I have a short fuse? Bad idea punk! [He cracks his neck and shoulders, appearing that he's getting ready for a full on beat down.

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[leggynaegi-blog]

Everyone? At least I can get a boyfriend. [He crossed his arms and almost immediately took a step back]

[shsltits-blog]

[For a moment, it looked like Juzo was about to pounce on Naegi and kill him right then and there, but his expression suddenly changed into a sly smirk.] For your information, I actually have a boyfriend, and we love each other very much. Our relationship is probably better than all of your sucky ones combined!

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naegi raised an eyebrow, frowning quickly] Are you serious? I hate to remind you but the whole reason Junko raised to power is because you had a crush on him and you didn’t want him to know. My boyfriend is kind and cares about me, he left you for dead and turned you against what was right. 

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo said he wasn't going to get violent, but there isn't much more he can take before he snaps. His next few words are said through gritted teeth as his body shakes in anger.] It doesn't matter if he killed me! I did what I did because he is our hope! And we need our hope to live! I need him to live! And honestly, I'd die again and again if it meant he lived! So don't talk shit about Munakata!

[mahirukoizoomzoom-blog]

After So Long

Mahiru Koizumi wakes up slumped up on the floor of the mansion. Wondering how long had she been asleep, and why the mansion was as exquisite as the day she first found herself trapped in the abode. She forced herself upwards, and began to wonder…was anyone still here? A lingering question she just had to find the answer to.

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo, while wondering around the mansion for a bit, ran into her.] W-woah! Sorry ‘bout that! Wait, you’re Mahiru Koizumi, right? You’re a remnant of despair! [He gets into a fighting stance and smirks.] Looks like I have to take you guys out again!

[mahirukoizoomzoom-blog]

“Oof!” Mahiru grunted as she walked straight into the muscular man. She was about to apologize as well, right before the mention of being a remnant of despair. She wasted no time getting as much of a head start as possible. 

She may have not had the influence of Sonia or Gundham or the manpower of Akane or Nekomaru. But if there was one thing photography trained her for more than anything, it was how to run and shoot. Photos that is. 

As she ran she screamed at the top of her lungs, “SOMEONE?! ANYONE?! HELP MEEEEE!”

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo starts dashing after her, and almost catches her once or twice, but she was too fast for him. Luckily for him though, he has great stamina from his overwhelming training when he was a boxer.] You’re not getting away that easily, remnant!

[mahirukoizoomzoom-blog]

Why was this guy so persistant? Was the only thought running through her mind right now. Even at her limit he was gaining on her and fast. Making a sharp turn, she heads for the nearest room she sees. Slamming the door behind her, she notices the grave mistake she had made. It was a DEAD END.

A few moments more and he would corner in the room so she did the only thing she could do. Hide. Hide away like the old days when her father got angry at her during one of his drunken benders. As she heard the man enclose on her she nudged a chair under the door handle and ran inside the nearest closet.

She could feel, even hear her heart pounding, the scene was so familiar she had to try her hardest to stay conscious. She laid her sweat ridden hand on her trusty camera and whispered in her head that everything would be alright. So she readied the flash, her finger trembling on top of it…hoping that this wouldn’t end the way it had once before.

[shsltits-blog]

[Without any problem at all, Juzo easily slams down the door. When the teen wasn't in sight, he searched around the room hurriedly. He couldn't let the remnant roam free, she could hurt or even kill someone. After tossing and turning the whole room, he finally reaches the closet door and quickly opens it.

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[leggynaegi-blog]

Everyone? At least I can get a boyfriend. [He crossed his arms and almost immediately took a step back]

[shsltits-blog]

[For a moment, it looked like Juzo was about to pounce on Naegi and kill him right then and there, but his expression suddenly changed into a sly smirk.] For your information, I actually have a boyfriend, and we love each other very much. Our relationship is probably better than all of your sucky ones combined!

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[shsltits-blog]

[He tries to give off the most intimidating vibe he can, narrowing his glare and cracking his knuckles.] Does it look like I’m gonna do that? What are you, my mom?

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naeg took a deep breath, putting his hands up to show he simply wanted to talk] No, I just believe it would be in your best favor to not do anything violent. Especially since all of us are waking up and we don’t need any fights. I thought we stopped those finally. 

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo takes a deep breath.] As much as I hate to admit it, you’re right, we don’t really need anymore violence. It’s just whenever I see your face, I wanna punch it, ya know? I just really, really, really dislike you. A lot.

[leggynaegi-blog]

[He sighed, lowering his head and rubbed his temple] I’m not really that bad, am I? I’m just trying to make everyone get along and in the start I got killed. I don’t even know how many times I’ve died now…

[shsltits-blog]

That's what happens when you cage a ton of people in a building with the SHSL Despair and the remnants. People are guaranteed to die, and luckily for you, you're just someone everyone dislikes.

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[shsltits-blog]

[He tries to give off the most intimidating vibe he can, narrowing his glare and cracking his knuckles.] Does it look like I’m gonna do that? What are you, my mom?

[leggynaegi-blog]

[Naeg took a deep breath, putting his hands up to show he simply wanted to talk] No, I just believe it would be in your best favor to not do anything violent. Especially since all of us are waking up and we don’t need any fights. I thought we stopped those finally. 

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo takes a deep breath.] As much as I hate to admit it, you're right, we don't really need anymore violence. It's just whenever I see your face, I wanna punch it, ya know? I just really, really, really dislike you. A lot.

[mahirukoizoomzoom-blog]

After So Long

Mahiru Koizumi wakes up slumped up on the floor of the mansion. Wondering how long had she been asleep, and why the mansion was as exquisite as the day she first found herself trapped in the abode. She forced herself upwards, and began to wonder…was anyone still here? A lingering question she just had to find the answer to.

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo, while wondering around the mansion for a bit, ran into her.] W-woah! Sorry ‘bout that! Wait, you’re Mahiru Koizumi, right? You’re a remnant of despair! [He gets into a fighting stance and smirks.] Looks like I have to take you guys out again!

[mahirukoizoomzoom-blog]

“Oof!” Mahiru grunted as she walked straight into the muscular man. She was about to apologize as well, right before the mention of being a remnant of despair. She wasted no time getting as much of a head start as possible. 

She may have not had the influence of Sonia or Gundham or the manpower of Akane or Nekomaru. But if there was one thing photography trained her for more than anything, it was how to run and shoot. Photos that is. 

As she ran she screamed at the top of her lungs, “SOMEONE?! ANYONE?! HELP MEEEEE!”

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo starts dashing after her, and almost catches her once or twice, but she was too fast for him. Luckily for him though, he has great stamina from his overwhelming training when he was a boxer.] You're not getting away that easily, remnant!

[leggynaegi-blog]

Tch... So you're up too. That's a shame, I was hoping you'd be dead permanently or something. It pisses me off just knowing that you're still alive, so why not do yourself a favor and kill yourself before I do it for you!

Y’know. I was having a really nice day. Seeing people I actually liked but. Really? Come on, Juzo, lighten up a little bit, it’d do us all good if you did that. [Naegi crossed his arms, looking up at him] Now try saying something nice instead. 

[shsltits-blog]

[He tries to give off the most intimidating vibe he can, narrowing his glare and cracking his knuckles.] Does it look like I'm gonna do that? What are you, my mom?

[mahirukoizoomzoom-blog]

After So Long

Mahiru Koizumi wakes up slumped up on the floor of the mansion. Wondering how long had she been asleep, and why the mansion was as exquisite as the day she first found herself trapped in the abode. She forced herself upwards, and began to wonder…was anyone still here? A lingering question she just had to find the answer to.

[shsltits-blog]

[Juzo, while wondering around the mansion for a bit, ran into her.] W-woah! Sorry 'bout that! Wait, you're Mahiru Koizumi, right? You're a remnant of despair! [He gets into a fighting stance and smirks.] Looks like I have to take you guys out again!

[munamoneykata-blog]

I’ve totally over-slept..again..whoops.

Happy new year

[shsltits-blog]

Mmm..? Munakata, you’re up too? I wonder where everyone else is?

[munamoneykata-blog]

Ah! Juzo..glad to see I’m not the only one awake then. Although I did hear the author just let out a scream from down the hallway. Nice to see you again, I apologize for sleeping so long.

[shsltits-blog]

You don’t need to apologize to me for something like that! I did the same after all! I don’t really know how it was possible for us to sleep so long, but it’s nice to see you again too. How long must it have been? If it’s 2017 now… I guess like two months or something like that. That’s waaaayyy too long!

[munamoneykata-blog]

I can’t believe it’s 2017..makes me feel old. 

{He sighs then looks towards Juzo and soon shot him a smile before wrapping his arms around his boyfriend.} I certainly did miss you, Juzo. And since I haven’t eaten..let’s go find something..if there’s anything actually edible left.

[shsltits-blog]

[He immediately flushes, returning the hug tightly, hopefully not too tight.] Y-yeah, we should go check the kitchen. If we're lucky, there might be some cake there from New Years or something. [A childish smile starts to appear on his face at the thoughts of the sweets waiting for him.]

[munamoneykata-blog]

I’ve totally over-slept..again..whoops.

Happy new year

[shsltits-blog]

Mmm..? Munakata, you’re up too? I wonder where everyone else is?

[munamoneykata-blog]

Ah! Juzo..glad to see I’m not the only one awake then. Although I did hear the author just let out a scream from down the hallway. Nice to see you again, I apologize for sleeping so long.

[shsltits-blog]

You don't need to apologize to me for something like that! I did the same after all! I don't really know how it was possible for us to sleep so long, but it's nice to see you again too. How long must it have been? If it's 2017 now... I guess like two months or something like that. That's waaaayyy too long!