Natsuki Uchiyama, a member of the all-girl idol group AKB48 and a first-year student at Keio University, has been adept at memorizing sentences since she was a child. She knows the Constitution by heart and can recite in one breath Article 9, which is by no means a short passage.
no ok uh. lets try out a Serious Postgame Post Thing lmao bc im not too keen on ever rping koyomi again
timeskip
pretty much RIGHT before endgame he had a lil bit of a Wow I Suck moment so for a good chunk of the three months he'd just be. mopey and sad really
wouldnt want to hang out with anyone ESPECIALLY not girls. not even riko or ume are safe from the No Girls Allowed curse this time he is staying away from all of them avoiding them like the plague
if anyone really wanted to find him (why would u) they would probably find him hanging out in the cascading mountains animus room. his fight and win against shadow tamaki was probably one of the first and only times he ever felt actually. Competent about doing something so its just. one of the only places in tartarus/gaia that he associates nice memories with tbh
further down the track when hes feeling like less of a piece of shit he would have probably Slowly begun to talk to people again but. still not girls unless they approached him and Made him talk to them hed be visibly uncomfortable about it tho
he may or may not have sought out daisuke? they never got to talk and koyomi really wanted to ask him about the whole working with idols thing since it's something hes interested in lmao idk
theres actually a pretty good chance of him asking alphonse to teach him how to fight as well since? Outside Is Dangerous and hes pretty fit anyway so how hard can fighting be lmao???? lmao
gorou would have been his first choice but. gorou kind of scares him a bit now tbh
postgame:
his priority would be heading to akihabara and trying to find his mother, obviously. while hes not exactly a fighter, hes perfectly good at running, so if he were to get involved in anything Bad he'd just turn and run lmao
shes not dead! nice nice. she thought he was dead though, and was Hella Sad about it. i remember azura and i were talkin about Mother Koyomi and Mother Kik meeting while their kids were Missing but i dont know if we're making that actually part of The Canon lmao
well. who the fuck knows whats happening with idols. probably all hiding as well lmao!! so koyomi just does not know what to do with himself
chances are there would be heaps of wota banding together to form lil gangs to Protect The Idols and. yes. this is where his calling is. koyomi decides to Make It His Job to bring all these wota together for the Greater Good... nice... really they just become a rag-tag gang that arent exactly strong but there are SO MANY OF THEM that they're actually kind of formidable
like have u ever seen the crowds idol concerts draw???? there are SO MANY WOTA especially in tokyo
maybe there are wotaku vs otaku gang wars
probably
his people would work to make the area around akihabara a safer place!! if people needed a place to stay (especially rune tbh but. honestly anyone) they would be more than welcome to come crash at his, come chill with the Gang of Literal Nerds
now i know i joke about koyomi dying postgame a lot but honestly. with like gang fights n stuff its very likely that he actually does die sooner rather than later... who knows what happens
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