if i look back, i am lost
shark vs the universe
almost home
EXPECTATIONS
Show & Tell
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Jimmy Eat World
Cosimo Galluzzi
macklin celebrini has autism
$LAYYYTER
bliss lane
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Phantogram Three
sheepfilms
Today's Document
oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day
The Bowery Presents
noise dept.
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@shtjaime-blog
kami: i’ll drink to that
kami: just make sure to remember this when u sober :’)
jaime: honestly no promises..
jaime: i think forgetting everything is my subconscious way of coping w how terrible i get when drunk..
jaime: but if u stick a sticky note on my forehead or smth that will prob work
“ actually no, not right now. find me in like, four hours, then your answer’ll be a sure maybe. but now? just thinking. i saw this guy down the street telling anyone who’d listen about how we’re all in a simulation, and it got me thinking. “
“Uh-huh, and was that guy on drugs?”
luna: im 22 but Ok .
luna: u brought it home but u ate it while i was asleep ://
luna: what did i ever do to u to make u hate me so much …. it keeps me up every night
jaime: shit. u srs ?? thought u were like,, 5. wow
jaime: only half !! i was drunk u know i get hungry when im wasted
jaime: wanna know what keeps me up at night? ur fricking mariah carey music
jaime: actually.. i still think ur 5 . birth certificate pls or i dont believe u pal
bayleaf: i fake my birthday every week somewhere new boo
bayleaf: esp when u say it’s ur 21st bday
bayleaf: its gr8
jaime: omg
jaime: i just said it was my bday i didnt say 21st :/// i prob could have scored more beer
jaime: invite me sometime pls
lukahan: for ur information lukahan: my landlord is a lady n she happens to think i look hot like this lukahan: did i nOT saY I LOOK LIKE A CAVEMAN?????
jaime: hot ? sure, practical ? nope
jaime: cavemen can be homeless !!!!!!!!!! they live in a cave by todays standards thats homeless AND sketchy
nahla: was that supposed to be interesting bc yikes
jaime: sweetie. was that supposed to be insulting bc yikes..
jaime: also ?? i dont remember giving out my snapchat to you ??? um lmao ??
layla: congrats !! layla: i wish i was good at lying layla: but then again i don’t like beer anyway
jaime: WHAT
jaime: my friend.. how do u live
jaime: just tell me you still do drink some sort of alcohol right
Dance With Me “This is not good idea.”
legendarymemes:
WARM AND FUZZY MEME! SEND AN EMOTICON FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO: 🍨 YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE 🎂 YOUR MUSE CELEBRATING MINE’S BIRTHDAY WITH MINE ☕ YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK 🍴 YOUR MUSE MAKING DINNER FOR MINE 💀 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MY MUSE DURING A SCARY MOVIE 💍 YOUR MUSE PROPOSING TO MINE 💋 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS (SPECIFY WHERE) 👐 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A HUG 🐟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE TO THE AQUARIUM FOR THE DAY 💐 YOUR MUSE BRINGING MY MUSE FLOWERS 🌛 YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP 🌟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING ❄ YOUR MUSE THROWING A SNOWBALL AT MY MUSE 💧 YOUR MUSE CLIMBING INTO THE SHOWER WITH MINE 🐁 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ MOUSE 🛀 YOUR MUSE RUNNING A BUBBLE BATH FOR MINE 🎨 YOUR MUSE DRAWING/PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF MY MUSE ⚽ YOUR MUSE CHALLENGING MY MUSE TO A GAME 🎸 YOUR MUSE PLAYING MUSIC/SINGING FOR MY MUSE 💌 YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER 🎁 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A GIFT 💔 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN ❤ YOUR MUSE DECLARING LOVE FOR MINE 💕 YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS
yaboychip: damn he didnt even ask for id?? interesting
yaboychip: if i randomly show up there do u think u could give me a beer
yaboychip: pls i am ur local broke homie in need of some alcohol
jaime: r u saying i look younger than 21..
jaime: HA . thanks pal :`)
jaime: probably bc i am ur local broke sponsor in need of a homie
Masterlist of Memes
Symbols
☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed
♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle
☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day
☺ my muse trying to piss yours off
ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years
ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested
シ my muse walks in on your naked
Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked
ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours
♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss
۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up
ღ a forehead kiss from my muse
웃 my muse torturing yours for information
유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse
♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses
♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed
≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body
? my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask
+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will
◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised
♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse
✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward
♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward
❅ my muse rescues yours
✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse
● my muse’s turn offs
○ my muse’s turn ons
△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match
⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey
✧ our muses having dinner together
☎ my muse drunk dials your muse
✈ our muses on a flight together
☼ my muse giving yours a massage
♡ my muse flirts with your mue
☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison
♌ your muse visiting mine in prison
X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.
☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together
〰 our muses are at the beach together
❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things
✑ my muses daily routine
❂ a new years eve memory from my muse
✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss
✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone
◙ a christmas gift from my muse
♍ a sexual story from my muse
₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together
❊ a regret my muse has about your muse
♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars
♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s
♐ my muse hearing your muse scream
♑ our muses go out for coffee together
♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave
♓ my muse injures your muse
✄ your muse injures my muse
☩ a dream my muse has about your muse
☨ my muse searching for your muse
☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse
✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick
✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down
✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia
✝ a confession from my muse to yours
✙ our muses shopping together
✠ our muses watching the stars together
« a past memory with our muses
» a daydream my muse has about yours
✐ a mistletoe kiss
✎ our muses going to a costume ball together
✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together
♔ a kiss on the cheek
♕ a kiss on the palms
♖ a kiss on the back of the hand
♗ a kiss on the nose
♘ a kiss on the eyelids
♙ a kiss on a bruise
Sentence Memes
“You belong to me”
“I found you”
“I’m in jail”
“You make me so hot”
“I have to leave”
“Please don’t leave”
“And what about our parents?”
“Who did this to you?”
“You shouldn’t have done that”
“What happened last night”
“We never tell anyone about this”
“So, you want to play games?”
“Does that require pants?”
“Lets just have a lazy day”
“Then go kill the bitch”
“I’m pregnant”
“You broke me”
“Don’t touch me”
“You can’t fix this”
“There’s nowhere we can hide”
“I’m not listening”
“Who do you think you are?”
“I don’t need you here.”
“Did I fall asleep?”
“A little evil goes a long, long way.”
“I will not die.”
“I don’t care.”
“I have no regrets.”
“I feel numb.”
“All monsters are human.”
“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”
“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.“”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“Are you crazy?”
“Do you trust me?”
“How did you escape?”
“Is that blood behind your ear?”
“Take. This. Off. ”
“What’s in it for me?”
“What’s in it for you?”
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chip, the goldfish, the ghost, jaime, daphne & logan
do the sexy love™ with: jaime, because i’m all for trying new things
sacrifice myself for: the goldfish, window is my child
kick: the ghost
take to prom: daphne
abandon in jurassic park: logan
push off a bridge: chip
luka, luna, imogene, owen, kami, layla
imma change this one up bc most of the ppl r similar
do the sexy love™ with: kami but like.. in a platonic non-creepy way pls dont sue me 4 sexual harassment
sacrifice myself for: luna even tho ?? idk who dat is ??
kick: luka
take to prom: layla
abandon in jurassic park: imogene
push off a bridge: owen sorry pal ill send down some weed 4 u
luna, layla, kami, luka, owen & sarah
do the sexy love™ with: ok But luka
sacrifice myself for: layla
kick: sarah soz
take to prom: kami bc shed probably look good af lbr
abandon in jurassic park: owen cause honestly he’d probably find it 2 be a good time
push off a bridge: luna :-) hasta la vista :-) goodbye :-) ciao :-)
luka, layla, sonja, owen, shay, luna (push luna plz)
do the sexy love™ with: luka layla have u seen her bye
sacrifice myself for: shay 100%
kick: luka
take to prom: sonja
abandon in jurassic park: owen keeps getting abandoned i should feel bad but ??
push off a bridge: luna (as requested by the fans)
logan, jamie, kami, daph, shay & jordan
do the sexy love™ with: kami…..
sacrifice myself for: sorry @ everyone else but logan
kick: jordan lmfao
take to prom: shAY
abandon in jurassic park: (would comE BACK FOR HER THO OK) daphne i’m so sorry
push off a bridge: jaime :-)
