❝ ... i THOUGHT that i LOVED you but we weren't in love ( we WEREN'T in L O V E ). you were my DREAM; the way we would F U C K. you liked to think we would P U S H through the bad — ignoring the problems just to hold what we had. ❞
“mr chi!” she slurred in a high pitched voice, making as much noise as possible on purpose. the girl was hellbent on pissing him off. maybe it was because she couldn’t do something else, but she held that in. bailey knocked over a lamp as soon as she walked through the door, giggling loudly. she didn’t even try to catch it as it crashed down. now, bailey knew that chip had to work early in the morning but she couldn’t help herself. the guy she’d been with, well, he sucked. he was about as sexually appealing as a floppy dead fish and – well, she was bored. among other things, she knew chip could unbore her.
“mr. chiiii!!! WAKE UP!!!” she shrieked, running up to his bed and plopping herself on top of him and shaking his shoulders. “chips ahoy… please wake up i need to tell you about this floppy dead fish please. by floppy dead fish i mean… a penis. he tried to pommel horse me with his penis – chip!” the string of curses that left his mouth made her giggle even louder, her fingers lingering down his face. her touch was gentle before pressing her index finger against his lips. “shhhhh…”
◎ if bailey wanted you to dress up as a baby and shove a cactus up your ass, would you do it?
“you are trippin’ out of your goddamn mind if you think i’d dress up as a baby and shove a cactus up my ass for any reason. i would rather dress up in drag and go by the name peaches than do that shit. i would rather shove a lemon up my dick than fuckin’ shove a cactus up my ass. i would honestly prefer to have jesus christ himself descend from the fuckin’ clouds and yell at my dumb ass for being the most pathetic white boy to ever grace this earth than to dress up as a baby.”
◎ + do u really have a shiny dick we need receipts
“yes, i shine it every morning before i go about my day and every night before i go to sleep. here is your receipt, sweaty. i took this selfie with my shiny dick earlier this week. you’re welcome.”
i hate ur ass so much oh my god i didnt do all of them bc lmao nO way btichchhc but here u go mr she
🍨 YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE
the sticky ice cream staining bailey’s lips is enough to make chip start grinning, for no reason at all, just because. he tilts his head as his spoon slips back into the small bowl to scoop up some more ice cream. his lips wrap around the spoon as he savours the flavour of the fancy ice cream ( and brownie bits ) that the both of them spent most of their money on. it’s not everyday the two of them get to have dessert and even though, chip misses having decent meals and dessert whenever he wanted, he wouldn’t trade this for anything in the world. he wouldn’t give up this moment: the one with bailey basking in the warm glow of the sun as she giggles around the dessert in her mouth. the one where they share gentle glances and soft smiles every now and then. because this moment? this moment is worth the world to him. he’s here with his favourite girl, what more could he want? “i’m so happy you decided to share your dessert with me,” chip whispers and he feels his chest tighten – tighten with the staggering feeling that is bailey’s warm smile, her sweet, gentle smell, and the way her cheeks are flushed from the heat of the sun. he is so overwhelmed because all he wants to do is kiss bailey into a deep abeyance. but he can’t do that. he can’t because bailey is too good for him and she most definitely doesn’t feel the same way. so he just eats some more ice cream and pretends that he’s fine with just being friends with the petite brunette.
☕ YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK
chip was currently resting his head against the stained floor ( they had no tables yet.. and no couch… or chairs, really. they were a mess, alright ? ), eyebrows furrowed as another groan slipped out of his mouth. “bail, please, get me some fucking coffee before i throw myself in front of a bus. i genuinely can’t believe i’m up this early.” chip whined, fingers pressing into his temples as he tried to ease the terrible headache he had. if there was one thing that had been consistent all his life ( besides bailey ), it was the fact that he has never ever been a morning person. he fucking hated mornings and he definitely preferred lounging around in bed all day over getting up to watch the sun or whatever it is people do. moments later, cool, gentle fingers ran through his hair as a warm mug was placed beside him. his eyes flickered open as he raised his head, a warm smile gracing his features. “thank you,” he whispered, fingers grasping the mug as he struggled to sit up.
yeah, mornings might fucking suck but at least he’s got bailey to give him coffee and keep him company.
💋 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS
when chip had stepped inside their shitty basement/apartment/honestly who fucking knows, the last thing he had expected was bailey throwing herself at him. before he knew it, his arms were full of a petite brunette and warm lips were being pressed against his. chip smiled, pressing his forehead against bailey’s as he closed his eyes, trying to make everything slow down, or stop spinning. being this close to bailey made everything melt away, fold back into a different universe until all that was left was the sounds of chip’s heartbeat and his breathing. “bailey,” chip whispered against her mouth, eyes falling shut as their noses brushed together, heady and intoxicating. he placed his hand on the back of her neck and grinned. his eyes stayed shut as he shifted his head a bit, tilting his mouth down so that his lips continued to brush against bailey’s, soft and warm like the rising sun. that’s the end of them speaking for a while.
until his alarm started blaring that was. eyes opening in shock, chip sat up in his bed. a groan escaped his lips as he realized he had dreamed up the entire thing. this was just getting pathetic now, wasn’t it? a frown tugged at his lips as he tossed his blankets to the side and stood up to get ready for the day.
🌛 YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP
chip smiled brilliantly. bailey looked peaceful and calm in the dark room, settled in a way that warmed chip down to his toes. the sky is still dark behind the windows, late enough that the silver of the moon is starting to paint the floor, but chip found that he really didn’t mind. there’s nothing but silence and the whole room swims in pale shadows as chip gets under the sheets, watching the way the moonlight washed in through the window and left bright lines across bailey’s back, and over the jut of her ankle. he lifted the sheets up, allowing bailey to snuggle under them as well. and then he lay on his side so he can properly look at the other girl and reaches out to trace bailey’s mouth with a gentle finger. he just stared at the girl for a moment, watching the way that her face seemed all bluish and grey in the dimness. chip had so many feelings inside of him, spinning and whirling, expanding into smoke and into dust. all he can do is try to shrink himself down, centering himself in his skin, deeper and deeper until all that exists is the feeling of bailey’s lip against his finger.
chip blinked, and his eyes seemed heavy as he shuffled in closer, placing his hand in bailey’s hair, fingers tightening there like he was afraid to let go. he smiled against her skin, focusing on the way that the girl’s body rose and fell on every exhale. with his ear against bailey’s throat like this, he can hear the swimming sounds of a heartbeat, of a pulse moving slow. it made him smile for some reason but he’d prefer them to be much closer. so, he shifts them so that bailey is laying half over him, their legs slotted together in a lazy sort of way. chip sighed happily, enjoying the new position he’s put them in. he’s not one to cuddle with people – in fact, it’s something he practically refused to do with anyone but being close to bailey sounded so appealing that he couldn’t stop himself from snuggling in close. a soft smile graced his features as his eyes finally fluttered shut and he had a feeling that tonight would give him the best sleep he’s had in a while.
🌟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING
eyelashes flickering down, chip allowed his mind to drift off as him and bailey made their way down to their favourite spot. there was just something remarkable about her and whenever chip was around the girl, he could not stop thinking about making her smile until a faint dusting of pink graced her pale cheeks. there was a new air around him whenever he saw her and it was almost as if she was able to tie up all his flaws and piece him back together. everyday chip is learning how to breathe again; to communicate with people in a way that doesn’t make him cuss everyone off. he’s learning to suppress the memories of his past and forget about his parents. but with bailey – god, with her it’s like he doesn’t even have to try. they have known each other forever and there is this piece of him, that feels like he’s always longed for a girl like bailey forever, and he can go another forever after that one, and another after that one, too. ( sometimes he thinks they were formed from the same star, the same collapsing star ). and here he is now, walking down a grassy field with a blanket in his hand and a bottle of wine in her’s. he settles the blanket down and flops down on top of it as she lays down beside him. their eyes stare at the twinkling stars for a moment before chip tilts his head to look at the girl that’s been on his mind since the day they met. chip can’t bite back his smile as his eyes wander over the girl’s delicate features. her lips are full and bowed, and her lashes sprawl over his cheekbones elegantly. he wants to carefully wrap an arm around the petite brunette and pull her in closer, bite his lip at the softness of the scarf that protects her body from the weather. and when she whispered: “isn’t it beautiful?” all chip can do is smile and nod his head in agreement.
💌 YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER
chip narrowed his eyes, glancing at the piece of paper bailey offered him. he had the urge to grab the paper and then rush off to work as he really did not have time to linger around. but, upon seeing the hopeful look in bailey’s eyes, he knew he couldn’t do that. “alright, hand it over,” he murmured, reaching out for the sheet. he’s not exactly sure why bailey decided to give him a letter out of nowhere but he figured it most be important, especially since the girl knew chip had work in ten minutes. he spared one last glance at the curly haired female before reading. his eyes slowly scanned down over the words on the page and oh. this was a love letter. bailey took time out of her day to write down these words to tell chip she loved him. he felt the thickness growing in his throat, and he blinked back tears, breathing in sharply through his nose. “bailey,” he whispered, his voice cracking as his fingers trailed over the words on the page. for the first time in his life, chip was speechless. he doesn’t think anyone had ever gone through this much effort to show him they loved him before and it honestly warmed his heart knowing that bailey felt the same way. she loved him enough to write out this letter for him. “bailey,” chip repeated, his wide eyes shining blue as his attention turned back to her. “i – you –” he fumbled with his words a bit, seemingly unable to find the right ones. “i love you, too.”
💕 YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS
“you know we’ll always be friends, right?”
“yeah,” he whispered, blue eyes drifting down to look at her. she’s really rather beautiful. if chip could tell her everyone second, he would. shower the girl in compliments until she’s sick of them. because he truly cannot believe that he gets to be around her whenever he wants to be. doesn’t really know why someone as magnificent as bailey would want to spend time with someone who yells at everyone and cries at shitty rom coms. but the way that bailey looks at him sometimes; like he’s something wonderful, makes him fall deeper into this feeling and it’s addicting. and the thing is, even though he’ll never have a chance with her, chip is probably the happiest he’s ever been. which is a strange feeling, if he’s honest. he doesn’t feel like himself, but in a good way. he feels like the chip he was always supposed to be but never quite managed. he just feels lighter and it’s rather invigorating. and terrifying. and chip knows that he alone is responsible for his progress, and he is very proud of himself, but he doesn’t think he could have done any of this without bailey’s strong presence. she gave chip the chance to be funny and kind and interesting, in a way he never really was before. and it’s just nice having someone support you no matter what. someone who’s there completely by choice and not because they have to. and bailey is lovely. possibly the loveliest person ever. chip could honestly just sit and watch bailey all day and be more than content. he smiles at the thought, fingers trailing down the side of his own neck as his cheeks begin to flush – he feels so at ease in that moment and he sort of wants to just curl up against bailey for a really long cuddle.
he thinks this feels a little bit like love. or a lot, even. but he doesn’t mind because if there was girl he would want to fall in love with, it would be bailey pearson. even if she’ll never return his feelings.
“yeah. it’s gonna be you and me until the end of the world, bails.”
“So I may have just baked about 200 cookies, all of which I don’t need as my home is already filled with ‘em, so would anyone like some? Just tell me what kind and I more than likely made them. Also hello, my name is Carmen, and I have an addiction to making baked goods.”
“what the hell? how did you even have enough ingredients to make two hundred cookies? how did you manage to fit all of them in your house? i can barely fit myself into my place because it’s so cramped. i need to visit your place soon. also yeah, could i have about a hundred cookies? that will be my dinner tonight. now bailey and i won’t have to waste our money on taco bell again.”
ally: okay so i know it's 4 in the morning and i promised never to do this again but it's really important this time i swear
ally: you there?
ally: okay
ally: so this song i was listening to
ally: you have to have to have to hear it
chip: bitch its four in the fucking morning and i have to get my ass up in exactly one hour to fucking open macy's and get eveyrthing set up fro the day and then i have to work another shift at my other job like why the hell are u waking me up with ur dAMN SHIT AT FOUR IN THE MORNING ! ! ! LIEK ARW U FUCKING GETTING MURDERED ?? NO ??? THEN DONT TEXT ME . HELL EVEN IF U WERE - CALL 911 NOT ME ! ! I CANT BELEIVE U WOULD DO THIS TO ME LIKE THIS IS SO RUDE
chip: lucky i dont block ur number smh text me again n ill fight ur ass just u watch
WARM AND FUZZY MEME!
SEND AN EMOTICON FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO:
🍨 YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE
🎂 YOUR MUSE CELEBRATING MINE’S BIRTHDAY WITH MINE
☕ YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK
🍴 YOUR MUSE MAKING DINNER FOR MINE
💀 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MY MUSE DURING A SCARY MOVIE
💍 YOUR MUSE PROPOSING TO MINE
💋 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS (SPECIFY WHERE)
👐 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A HUG
🐟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE TO THE AQUARIUM FOR THE DAY
💐 YOUR MUSE BRINGING MY MUSE FLOWERS
🌛 YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP
🌟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING
❄ YOUR MUSE THROWING A SNOWBALL AT MY MUSE
💧 YOUR MUSE CLIMBING INTO THE SHOWER WITH MINE
🐁 YOUR MUSE 'SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN 'ENORMOUS’ MOUSE
🛀 YOUR MUSE RUNNING A BUBBLE BATH FOR MINE
🎨 YOUR MUSE DRAWING/PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF MY MUSE
⚽ YOUR MUSE CHALLENGING MY MUSE TO A GAME
🎸 YOUR MUSE PLAYING MUSIC/SINGING FOR MY MUSE
💌 YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER
🎁 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A GIFT
💔 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN
❤ YOUR MUSE DECLARING LOVE FOR MINE
💕 YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS
"please don't leave me" // "lets get you to bed" // "do you trust me?" !!! (: get to WORK HONEY
🙈 - bailey could only pout in chip’s direction as she watched him pack a bag for a trip that for some reason he decided to go to without her. the petite brunette dreaded the thought – her inability to function without chip around was probably a bad thing, but she’d grown accustomed to it. who else would remind her to eat and take care of her when she was either too sick or too drunk to take care of herself? sure, it was only for a weekend – she assumed to visit someone in his family – but a number of things could happen over a weekend. “please don’t leave me,” she whined, pulling the blanket wrapped around her body a little tighter. “i know i can’t afford a ticket but i can fit into your luggage. i swear!”
daffneduck: i’m gonna be way too fuckin #lit after the bar so if u want to hit charlie ur gonna have to carry me there
daffneduck: but also yes!!!! i’m comin!!! it’s a party in the usa!!!!
yaboychip: ill drag ur ass there if i have to okAY honEY WE GONNA HIT UP EVERYWHERE 2NITE TURN UP
yaboychip: fuckkckc can we do karaoke too btichchhc
bayleaf - 420 🔥 : ur right that would b fuckin weird ur my lil crinkle cut chip
bayleaf - 420 🔥 : HIp u lil fuCKIN FRITO LAY I WAS KITTEN AROUND OF COURSESEUSEuE IM TELLIN U MY SOTIRES cant beliebe u WOULD ACTYAualLY THINK
bayleaf - 420 🔥 : ……ok chip firstable if i said i wanted to bust a nut over ur mac and cheese i dont think id be edible after that…. AND FUCKIN KRAFT SINGLES OVER 99 CENT SHELL PASTA ISNT MAC AND CHEESE HONEY BUNCHES OF CHIPS MR CHI PLS
bayleaf - 420 🔥 : and ur m y cookie foot u burnt toast
bayleaf - 420 🔥 : i wAS JUST MAKING SURE BC LISTNENNE,,,, I DID NOT FILM “SOMETHING FISHY” JUST FOR U TO STOPN TELINGN ME UR STORIES... OK.... BEISDES UR STORIES MAKE MY DAY !!!! UNLESS THEY INVOVLETHAT FOOT LOCKER FUCKER :)
bayleaf - 420 🔥 : um....... id still eat it if u busted a nut over my mac n cheese ///;;; ... LISTNE.. LISTEN!!! SOMETIMES I USE THE NACHO CHEESE SAUCE FROM TACO BELL U KNO!!!! SO YES.. MY MAC AND CHEESE & MY MAC AND CHEESE SUPREME TOTALLY COUNT!!! MS BA I L , PLE A SE BAIL ME OTU OF THIS AGRYMENT
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