Corkscrew

Any thoughts on this gal?

Pretty hair, like shirt too! Single? ... or taken and lookin for fun?~

“Thank you, to be fair,you don't look bad at all,What's your name ginger boy?”

Names Shtopor! What your name?

“Shtopor?”

She leaned her head, clearly confused at the name,but she sighed and moved her head from side to side, shaking it to avoid thinking about the strange hoarseness.

“Time Bomb,just time bomb”

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... Your names Time Bomb?

Well, he is definitely confused by the name. Not like his name is normal but.. hers doesn't sound normal either

I need a man.... WHO SAID THAT?

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“I know what you are,ginger boy”

........ don't know what you talkin about

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“Go on,explain yourself before i laugh at you”

nope, nothin to explain here!

Any thoughts on this gal?

Pretty hair, like shirt too! Single? ... or taken and lookin for fun?~

“Thank you, to be fair,you don't look bad at all,What's your name ginger boy?”

#mod: someone please teach him to speak English

Names Shtopor! What your name?

I need a man.... WHO SAID THAT?

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“I know what you are,ginger boy”

........ don't know what you talkin about

Dayymn boy you pee with that thang?

Went to pee, no idea were it comes from...

"The urethra??? Typical pornstar, not knowing jack about the pussy."

The urewhat... LOOK, usually pussy not in me, and I don't study the pussy, I fuck it.

"Jesus, man. Studying the pussy is the first thing you should do before sex! Go spend like... Two hours in front of a mirror or something and learn things."

"A disappointment to boypussy-havers everywhere."

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GIVE ME A BREAK, I have that for not even a year!

Any thoughts on this gal?

Pretty hair, like shirt too! Single? ... or taken and lookin for fun?~

Dayymn boy you pee with that thang?

Went to pee, no idea were it comes from...

"The urethra??? Typical pornstar, not knowing jack about the pussy."

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The urewhat... LOOK, usually pussy not in me, and I don't study the pussy, I fuck it.

Dayymn boy you pee with that thang?

Went to pee, no idea were it comes from...

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cover them up, slut

I'm porn star, the fuck you sayin...

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I need a man.... WHO SAID THAT?

"How about I be your man?" Veteran Dude teases, wearing a self-assured grin and offering a cheeky wink, having overheard Shtopor's glib words.

Oh shit someone heard me.. *cough* Привет, красавчик! How I .. uhm.. call you?

Shtopor is trying to compose himself and even tries to make a seductive smile, but it ends up quite obvious that he is a nervous train wreck.

Veteran Dude raises an eyebrow, puzzled by the Russian words spewed out by Shtopor, but the mysterious voice in his mind kindly translates them for him. He lets out a throaty chuckle of amusement, returning Shtopor's nervously seductive smile with a laid-back, flirty gaze.

"Umm, a lotta folks call me Veteran Dude… I prefer Tobias or Tobi. What about you, hot stuff?" he responds with optimistic cynicism, Shtopor's appearance reminding him of a Russian pornstar he once unexpectedly encountered, but he chooses not to mention it.

Ah.. Tobias, pretty pretty name! Uhm.. Shtopor, my name...

Shtopor scratches his head trying to think about something to say.. but his head is empty. He had never flirted with a man before. Is it like flirting with a woman? He'll never know because he is tenser than prey next to a predator.

"Shtopor? What a silly name for a glorious shemale," Veteran Dude muses, adding a hint of a stereotypical Russian accent for sarcastic humour, his words devoid of offence.

He strides over and slings an arm around Shtopor's shoulder with playful cockiness, letting out a snicker at his awkward nervousness.

"You seem like a manly man of great pride… So, uhhh, what's up? Don't tell me the cat got your tongue? Just take it easy and go with the flow," he says in a reassuringly wise and nonchalant manner, trying to relax Shtopor.

Shtopor almost jumps when he feels Veteran Dude's arm around him, but he takes a deep breath and tries once more to regain his composure

Uhm.. first time talking like this to man. Not used to.. liking man actually..

Ah, well uh.. you drink? I think I like man who drink!

Veteran Dude fishes a balisong out of the pocket of his black trench coat, cautiously performing dangerous knife tricks with one hand.

"I drink plenty! You reek of vodka... Are you a vodka fan or something?" he bluntly answers Shtopor's inquiry, leaning his head against his chest as he multitasks, paying attention to the Russian man while fiddling with his balisong.

Vodka fan? I am vodka lover!

He says with his broken English, giggling. It seems he is finally getting comfortable with Veteran Dude. In the meantime, he is observing the knife tricks.

You good with blade, I like that!

Veteran Dude emits a deep giggle, his arm slipping away from Shtopor as he effortlessly closes the balisong and shoves it back into his pocket.

"Well, that's what years of practice and military training do to a man," he casually admits, adjusting his askew smiley pin with deft ease and taking a slight step away from Shtopor to give him some personal space. "Alrighty, sweetie, what do you like to do for a living?"

Ah, I'm a pornstar! Haha, very famous actually!

Shtopor says proudly, a smile forming immediately on his face as he fixes his glasses and waits to see the other man's reaction. It seems like he really loves his job

"A man of porn, you say? I dunno if you're super famous overseas, but there’s no way I’ve heard of you in Arizona. No offence…" Veteran Dude remarks with candid curiosity, adding a reassurance that he doesn't mean to be rude, accommodating his people-pleasing tendencies.

He keenly notices Shtopor's pride in his sexual profession, finding it both endearing and strangely awe-inspiring. With plenty of experience in doing risqué gigs, he understands that such endeavours require a great deal of passion and dedication to succeed.

It's alright! Normal for people not to know me, especially when not from Russia.. but enough about me! What you do for life?

Shtopor smiles, actually eager to know more about Veteran Dude, which isn't very normal coming from him.

Veteran Dude lets out a heavy sigh of relief, genuinely thankful he didn't provoke Shtopor's wrath as he wants to avoid anymore nonsense today. A hand rises to stroke his jet black goatee in contemplation before he formulates his desired response.

"I do drugs, alcohol, odd jobs, and community service gigs! I used to be a flyboy and grunt due to my inter-service transfer with the United States a loooong time ago... After getting discharged, I was a postal worker for a lil' while. Oh, I also take care of my dog, Champ!" he offers a satisfying explanation to Shtopor's question but deliberately omits any mention of the eldritch presence in his mind, not wanting to be labeled as an insane liar.

Drugs and alcohol, that is what is good in life HAHA! And served the military? You are more man than me!

Shtopor is giggling and smiling as he grabs Veteran Dude's shoulder in a friendly way. He thinks a bit trying to think about how to flirt with a man, but nothing sits right in his mind. This is trickier than he thought .

What uh.. kind is your doggy? Like the.. breed! Yes yes breed

Veteran Dude pulls out a flask, uncaps it, and takes a quick swig of strawberry-flavoured vodka before promptly putting it away. An amused hum escapes his throat, not reacting with cynical paranoia to the sudden friendly touch.

"Drugs and alcohol are a wonderful vice. I'm surprised my stupid ass isn’t dead yet…" he remarks with an air of imperturbable, slightly doubtful warmth, raising a hand to relieve an itch in his stubble. He perks up at the inquiry about his dog, happily smirking as he replies, "Oh, uhhh, Champ is an American Pit Bull Terrier!"

Pit bull! Isn't that thise big bad dogs? Hmm... But it fits you!

Shtopor thinks for a moment, still smiling broadly.

Was thinking, we should do something some day! You great guy, really, and definitely fuckin hot! Haha

Apparently, Shtopor is finally comfortable enough to speak his mind, even if it's in a way that's a little too direct and definitely out of the blue.

Veteran Dude's smirk slightly widens as he grows flustered, a crimson blush creeping up his neck and painting his pale skin. His hands rise to fidget with his fingers as he averts his gaze, resembling a shy and quiet schoolboy, the compliments making him feel pleasantly warm and fuzzy.

"Yeah, umm, we could definitely do something nice together at some point! You're drop-dead gorgeous yourself~" he musters the easy-going courage to speak up with a flirtatious purr, giving Shtopor a gaze that screams both impressed and sexually inviting.

Ah, that's because you didn't see the whole thing, baby. Then you see what's really worth dropping dead! I'm a porn star for many reasons, and my body is one of them.

Shtopor seems a bit nonchalant about this, as if dirty talk is something he does every day... well, he is a professional in this, one way or another. He gets close and caresses Veteran Dude's cheeks tenderly.

Nostrils flare as the cheeks are caressed ever so gingerly, the heartbeat subtly increasing in response to the gesture. Veteran Dude's face turns beet red as he feels a familiar tension forming in his blue jeans, prompting him to tightly clamp his legs together in an attempt to obscure it. He desperately wants to bang Shtopor right on the spot, but he knows that's inappropriate and non-consensual, so he's trying very hard to control his lust.

"Is that so? Well, you're gonna have to show me how good you are at putting on a bedroom rodeo. It's not everyday I get to hang out with a fucking sexy pornstar," he seductively growls, relishing the dirty talk and tenderness as he wraps his arms around Shtopor's waist.

Well, why don't we go to my studio? We don't have to record, unless you want to, of course... it's just that I'm sure you find it very comfortable there.

*Shtopor says quietly, his lips almost touching Veteran Dude's. He's doing this on purpose, teasing him to see how far Dude can take it.*

Even tho I would really love to have recording to watch over and over again...

The closeness of Shtopor's lips sends his heart soaring, the hardness of his crotch becoming increasingly noticeable. He lets out a ragged, shaky sigh, his breath tinged with the remnants of recently consumed alcohol and stale cigarettes.

"Mmmm, I wouldn't mind hanging out at your studio. I'm not a certified pornstar, but I do have my fair share of private recordings... along with some acting talent I picked up from some shitty movies... That sweet allure of privacy will always be a daring temptress," he muses, a shiver of delectable anticipation mixed with the unpleasant memories of the few snuff films he starred in running through his spine.

Shtopor notices the stiffness between the legs of the man in front of him, which makes him blush, but even so, he maintains his composure, while making it clear that he has noticed, staring at the area for a while on purpose.

You may not be certified porn actor, but know that when I'm done with you, you'll feel like one... but hey, don't be nervous, won't force you to do anything.

He finally closed the distance until their lips touched, kissing him intensely, his tongue invading Dude's mouth in the blink of an eye.

Veteran Dude feels embarrassed by the prominent, excited manhood as his inner thighs begin to gently quiver. Once his hypervigilance picks up on the purposeful staring, the muscles in his belly grow taut as a carnal heat intensifies. He desperately wants to say something in response or change the subject, but his lips are captured before he can properly formulate his thoughts.

He impulsively returns the invasive kiss with passionate fervour, a breathy groan escaping his throat. His tongue playfully wrestles with Shtopor's for dominance, while the Russian man feels a barbell pressing against the slick muscle.

He continues the kiss fiercely, letting out stronger sighs and small grunts as he enjoys it, caressing the other man's waist while doing so. After a while, he breaks the kiss, a line of saliva still connecting them.

Ah... I didn't think it would be so strange not to feel anything stiffen between my legs when I'm getting “excited”... but damn, it's definitely strangely wet down there.

Shtopor, even though he knew what this meant from his past relationships, he couldn't relate it to his new anatomy. He grabs Dude's shirt, his face slightly red with a certain embarrassment.

Veteran Dude's hands tantalisingly slide down to grip Shtopor's hips, heavy breaths flowing out of his nostrils. He grinds against Shtopor before halting the teasing movement once their fierce kiss breaks. He takes a moment to catch his breath, his eyes darting down to where the Russian's schlong would typically be positioned, licking his lips in anticipation.

"Oh, you’ll get used to it eventually... I remember it took me quite some time to adjust to life without absinthe, gin, and coffee and fruit liqueurs," he glibly remarks, thoroughly enjoying the way Shtopor is holding him by the shirt, momentarily biting his lower lip in a sultry fashion.

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You are very eager huh..? Hm... Maybe you could teach a man like me how to be a woman, at least for one day~

He says, starting to distribute a few kisses and light bites on Veteran Dude's neck, still clutching his shirt and extremely close. He takes one hand off the shirt just to guide one of Dude's hands between his legs, practically giving himself up completely.

Hell yeah! New piercings! Вам нравится?

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gucking blender cat

*turns on the blender*

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schtopor. its not plugged in. you dumbass

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Ah shoot, a man can't even have fun no more

gucking blender cat

*turns on the blender*

Ur nipples look so suckable like ough let me nurse off of ya

Well, they are pretty.. maybe just this once, ok?

"Holy moobs."

Hey it not even that big-

"Size has never mattered less. Good lord."

.....??? What the fuck so incredible about my bust???

"It just looks nice! Can't a man appreciate another man's bust?"

... well I am a pornstar so... ok, I let you appreciate

I need a man.... WHO SAID THAT?

"How about I be your man?" Veteran Dude teases, wearing a self-assured grin and offering a cheeky wink, having overheard Shtopor's glib words.

Oh shit someone heard me.. *cough* Привет, красавчик! How I .. uhm.. call you?

Shtopor is trying to compose himself and even tries to make a seductive smile, but it ends up quite obvious that he is a nervous train wreck.

Ah.. Tobias, pretty pretty name! Uhm.. Shtopor, my name...

"Shtopor? What a silly name for a glorious shemale," Veteran Dude muses, adding a hint of a stereotypical Russian accent for sarcastic humour, his words devoid of offence.

He strides over and slings an arm around Shtopor's shoulder with playful cockiness, letting out a snicker at his awkward nervousness.

Shtopor almost jumps when he feels Veteran Dude's arm around him, but he takes a deep breath and tries once more to regain his composure

Uhm.. first time talking like this to man. Not used to.. liking man actually..

Ah, well uh.. you drink? I think I like man who drink!

Veteran Dude fishes a balisong out of the pocket of his black trench coat, cautiously performing dangerous knife tricks with one hand.

Vodka fan? I am vodka lover!

He says with his broken English, giggling. It seems he is finally getting comfortable with Veteran Dude. In the meantime, he is observing the knife tricks.

You good with blade, I like that!

Veteran Dude emits a deep giggle, his arm slipping away from Shtopor as he effortlessly closes the balisong and shoves it back into his pocket.

Ah, I'm a pornstar! Haha, very famous actually!

Shtopor says proudly, a smile forming immediately on his face as he fixes his glasses and waits to see the other man's reaction. It seems like he really loves his job

It's alright! Normal for people not to know me, especially when not from Russia.. but enough about me! What you do for life?

Shtopor smiles, actually eager to know more about Veteran Dude, which isn't very normal coming from him.

Drugs and alcohol, that is what is good in life HAHA! And served the military? You are more man than me!

What uh.. kind is your doggy? Like the.. breed! Yes yes breed

Pit bull! Isn't that thise big bad dogs? Hmm... But it fits you!

Shtopor thinks for a moment, still smiling broadly.

Was thinking, we should do something some day! You great guy, really, and definitely fuckin hot! Haha

Apparently, Shtopor is finally comfortable enough to speak his mind, even if it's in a way that's a little too direct and definitely out of the blue.

Ah, that's because you didn't see the whole thing, baby. Then you see what's really worth dropping dead! I'm a porn star for many reasons, and my body is one of them.

Well, why don't we go to my studio? We don't have to record, unless you want to, of course... it's just that I'm sure you find it very comfortable there.

*Shtopor says quietly, his lips almost touching Veteran Dude's. He's doing this on purpose, teasing him to see how far Dude can take it.*

Even tho I would really love to have recording to watch over and over again...

You may not be certified porn actor, but know that when I'm done with you, you'll feel like one... but hey, don't be nervous, won't force you to do anything.

He finally closed the distance until their lips touched, kissing him intensely, his tongue invading Dude's mouth in the blink of an eye.