Postal? I prefer bat-shit.

god damn it there's another one

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

Another stupid Postal Dude roleplay blog. Jesus.

DNI: proship, tcc, if you're into pedo or zoo or necro, if you are a doormat and continue to interact with people outed as predators in the fandom (rascalrascy, noeldude, xxxcasanova, devilsp3rm) escort yourself off my blog. i do not want to interact with you. have some fucking decency and don't be a pussy because want more interactions.

This is my postalsona!! If he had an actual name it would probably start with Z. Jury is still out on anything official. He's based off the postal 2 dude! obviously.

He does whatever he wants for fun (and also to satisfy the demon he shares this body with.) and he has no remorse over it. He's just a silly guy!

be freaky who cares. him reciprocating is not guaranteed. (mod is 18)

Important info to remember abt him for interacting!

Age: 30

Pronouns: He/him (He/it/thon when possessed)

5'2

Brown eyes

living quarters unknown but it's not hard to find him at any given moment. He's in a gimp suit, of course he's easy to find.

Text will be blue if possessed or he's speaking about the demon. That's about it. interact or whatever who cares (i also run the ginger anon account so i don't think I'll have him interact with this guy as roleplaying with myself would be odd.)

also if you want to speak to Beleth instead just say so, Dude is unbelievably chill with having a demon possess him on the regular.

Beleth is the same one listed in the Ars Goetia (NO i didn't learn that from hell*va boss I just like daemonology). Inspired by the wiki image on his article as a cat.

here's some images! (under the cut)

[the-earth-is-hungry]

I've been going outside... it's hot out.... maybe I should stop wearing a sweater all the time.....

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"You'll get used to it. I've been running around in nothing but black leather all summer and I'm fine."

[the-earth-is-hungry]

I mean.. I- I'm not exactly just wearing the sweater.. I'm also in a.. black leather trenchcoat...... You're absolutely not as hot as me.

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Wear something else! A thin red t-shirt and black jacket would probably do you better. You'd look busted as fuck though..."

[the-earth-is-hungry]

I'm not really really sure if I own a black jacket... I'm pretty sure I only own the trenchcoats.. I'd uh.. have to check my..- well the boxes in the basement...

I think I have a red t-shirt though in my closet... and a hair tie..... somewhere....

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"How- sigh You really are an odd sort of creature. How do you not know what clothes you have??"

His eyes light up behind his shades and he smiles. He even straightens his posture!

"I could help you go through your wardrobe! You look like you need the help."

[the-earth-is-hungry]

I've been going outside... it's hot out.... maybe I should stop wearing a sweater all the time.....

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"You'll get used to it. I've been running around in nothing but black leather all summer and I'm fine."

[the-earth-is-hungry]

I mean.. I- I'm not exactly just wearing the sweater.. I'm also in a.. black leather trenchcoat...... You're absolutely not as hot as me.

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Wear something else! A thin red t-shirt and black jacket would probably do you better. You'd look busted as fuck though..."

[the-earth-is-hungry]

I've been going outside... it's hot out.... maybe I should stop wearing a sweater all the time.....

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"You'll get used to it. I've been running around in nothing but black leather all summer and I'm fine."

[lithium-oleander]

"why am i not surprised?"

"birthday boy"

"pooner behavior"

what the fuck, actually.

"wish you guys could have our backs" WELL, if you call them slurs the minute ONE trans man says or does something wrong or transmisogynistic and you say you are "not surprised", you are basically doing the same fucking thing but transandrophobic. Treat others how you want to be treated.

oh it's so nice to shit on trans men and generalize them when 90% are NOT transmisogynistic and also cherrypick marginal examples and make them the rule, right?/s

EDIT: what's funnier to me is that the guy that they are talking about did not even fucking say that, so not only they made a bigotted broad generalization, but they also misunderstood what he meant.

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

Another stupid Postal Dude roleplay blog. Jesus.

DNI: proship, tcc, if you're into pedo or zoo or necro, if you are a doormat and continue to interact with people outed as predators in the fandom (rascalrascy, noeldude, xxxcasanova, devilsp3rm) escort yourself off my blog. i do not want to interact with you. have some fucking decency and don't be a pussy because want more interactions.

This is my postalsona!! If he had an actual name it would probably start with Z. Jury is still out on anything official. He's based off the postal 2 dude! obviously.

He does whatever he wants for fun (and also to satisfy the demon he shares this body with.) and he has no remorse over it. He's just a silly guy!

be freaky who cares. him reciprocating is not guaranteed. (mod is 18)

Important info to remember abt him for interacting!

Age: 30

Pronouns: He/him (He/it/thon when possessed)

5'2

Brown eyes

living quarters unknown but it's not hard to find him at any given moment. He's in a gimp suit, of course he's easy to find.

Text will be blue if possessed or he's speaking about the demon. That's about it. interact or whatever who cares (i also run the ginger anon account so i don't think I'll have him interact with this guy as roleplaying with myself would be odd.)

also if you want to speak to Beleth instead just say so, Dude is unbelievably chill with having a demon possess him on the regular.

Beleth is the same one listed in the Ars Goetia (NO i didn't learn that from hell*va boss I just like daemonology). Inspired by the wiki image on his article as a cat.

here's some images! (under the cut)

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

mod here, I added a DNI. it kind of explains why I haven't been active on here much.

[postal-dude-sr]

"May I pet you or will you maul me?"

- @bedeviled-to-paradise

Both. You’d be fine with that, though.

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Well, if you're gonna maul me at least let me change. This is my favorite suit and I don't want it torn into ribbons."

[dailylifeinparadiseaz]

"Sorry to hear about your cat. You know, I have a cat. I wouldn't mind sharing him. He's got a few... vices... but you seem like a great influence. He's very well-behaved. I promise."

- @bedeviled-to-paradise

. . . Will your feline react positively to water?

He presents a spout bottle of... "water". There's a piece of tape covering something toward the left next to "water". And it curiously has a golden lower-case t labeled on it, too.

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

The short haired ginger holds up his clothed tabby cat to the man. The cat's eyes look wild, unnaturally so, as if he's well aware of what's really in the bottle. Surely if this is going to hurt him he wouldn't let a mere mortal hold him up like this, would he?

"This little guy loves to swim. I'm sure a bit of water won't make him spaz out."

The poor cat seems to- no, no, he's frowning. He's definitely frowning. Dude has a shit-eating grin.

[br41n-stew]

I just spilled earl grey tea all over my lap. Because of this, I plan on invading England. Watch out for that.

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Are you Irish perchance?"

[br41n-stew]

Surprisingly no, although I can look into changing that if it means revenge for my tea.

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Well while you're there you should reunite Ireland. They'd appreciate it a lot."

[br41n-stew]

I just spilled earl grey tea all over my lap. Because of this, I plan on invading England. Watch out for that.

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Are you Irish perchance?"

[frostbittenlimbs]

guys i SWEAR i didnt break into ur house... probably. shitt that was your house??? i coulda sworn it was abandoned...

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ALL KEEP GETTING INSIDE MY HOUSE

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

(with a suspiciously door shaped lump in his throat) "No clue."

[frostbittenlimbs]

what's your opinion on band shirts?

Eh, grew out of wearing them a long while ago... Still have some from tours and sentimental pieces....

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Grew out of wearing them? Damn. I haven't. If my suit needs washed I just walk around in an old Deftones shirt."

[frostbittenlimbs]

*gifts him a little vintage camera and film*

i have a feeling that you would enjoy this :3

this is the camera from my house... how the fuck did you get it

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Woah hey how did that stranger get my lock picking kit?"

[frostbittenlimbs]

i need to do something illegal

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Start DIY-ing estrogen."

[frostbittenlimbs]

if i new a trans person who needed it sure... i was thinking more on curb stomping DHS for snooping in my country

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"YOU need it but the thought is kind. Good luck with finding enough curbs for the DHS."

[frostbittenlimbs]

i need to do something illegal

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"Start DIY-ing estrogen."

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

*grabs ur butt* honk honk heyy gorgeous

"Woah, hands off the merchandise. I don't think my lady would like you touchin' on me like that."

[sign-my-petition-2003]

can you pee on me? *as i'm staring intensely at the yellow handkerchief on your back left pocket*

How’d that get in there?

[The Dude switches the handkerchief over to the back right pocket.]

[bedeviled-to-paradise]

"If I had back pockets I'd have so many handkerchiefs. So many. Too bad I'm always ass-out."