Mini Fanfic #812: Three Guys, Chilling at a Hotsprings (SSBU)
9:12 a.m. at Isle Defino's Hotsprings, The Guy's Section......
Pit: (Sighs Relaxingly While Being in a Hotsprings with Ren and Dark Pit) This is what true heaven feels like~
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) No sure if I would go that far, but yeah....This is nice. (Turns to Dark Pit) You guys ever have a Hotsprings back in Smash Town?
Dark Pit: I dunno. Maybe? I never really care enough to go and check it out myself. I think this might be my second ever being here really.
Ren: Nice. How are you liking it so far?
Dark Pit: (Shrugs) It's alright. I don't love it as much as the idiot on my right here does, but I'm liking it so far. Did you guys have hotsprings back in Shiyuba too?
Ren: Kind of. It's a bathhouse mostly, but it almost feels like the real deal. (Starts Snickering) I remember when Ryuji starts yelling at an old man's ear off for making the water too hot until got out. It was sort of priceless.
Dark Pit: (Starts Snickering as Well) I can imagine that happening already.
Pit: (Too Busy Enjoying the Spring) Yeah.......
Ren: So how's Pyra as of late?
Dark Pit: She's doing a lot better then she was a few days ago. So that's a plus at least.
Ren: That's good to hear. I still can't believe we accidentally left Rex in the mansion alone that morning. You think he'll okay there.
Dark Pit: Don't know the guy much, but I've heard that he faced monsters and gods back at his universe. So I think he'll be fine on that front.
Dark Pit: So what about you, Joker Boy? (Smirks a Bit Playfully) How's being in the same room with the Queen going for you as of late?
Ren: It's going great. We cuddled, watch movies together, play video games, we did each other's nails-
Dark Pit: How did you know how to do that?
Ren: Ann taught me the basics. Been pretty decent on it ever since.
Ren: Yeah. So we did all of that and....(Starts Blushing a Little) Other....stuff along the way....
Dark Pit: (Starts Raising his Eyebrow) Like what exactly?
Ren: Well.....uhh......You see....I uhh.....(Sighs Before Coming Over to Dark Pit and Whisper the Details in his Ear)
Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Holy shit. You two actually did all of that?
Ren: Yeah. Makoto was the one who suggested it so.....we did it. (Smiles Softly) It was great. And we were both using protection throughout the whole thing. So don't worry.
Dark Pit: Well... shit man. (Gives Ren a Reassuring Smile) Congrats. I had no idea you two would be that bold enough to do it to begin with.
Ren: I was just as surprised as you are when it happened. But I'm glad we went through all of that together.
Dark Pit: We're happy for you losers. Right, Pit-
Dark Pit turns to see Pit suddenly not present in his spot.
Dark Pit: Stain? Where did he go?
Ren: I don't know....You think he already left-
The duo turns back to Pit's spot once they noticed a snoring like sound coming from under the water.
Ren/Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened in Complete Surprised) PIT!? (Immediately Rushes Over to Pit's Spot to Get Him Out of There)
Palutena: (Other Side of the Room Along With the Other Moms) Boys!?
Bayonetta: Are you doing okay in there, sweethearts!?
Ren: (Pulling Pit Up From the Spring) Y-Yeah! We're fine, moms! Don't worry!
Pit: (Starts Coughing Once He Starts Waking Up)
Dark Pit: Yeah! W-We're just about to head out now!
Certified Mom: WE LOVE YOU!~
Ren: Yeah! Love you guys too! (Turns to Dark Pit) Let's go.
Dark Pit: (Nodded as He Helps Ren Carry Pit Out of the Hotsprings Together)
Couple of Minutes Later........
Dark Pit: (Walks Out of the Hotsprings by Carrying him By One of his Shoulders) You idiot! I don't care how heavenly the Hotsprings are! You do NOT fall asleep in hot water!!
Ren: (Carrying Pit by the Other Shoulder as Well) Gotta agree with Pitto on this one, Pit. I know it's relaxing and all, but you gotta be more careful next time, alright?
Pit: ('Sigh Heavily') I know....... I'm sorry.
Dark Pit: Yeah. You better be.
Pit: (Turns to See a Very Familiar Face Making Her Way to Him) Viridi? What are you doing here?
Viridi: I just finished my monthly summer inspection. (Starts Blushing a Little) S-So I decided to spend the rest of the vacation with you....
Pit: (Heart Begins to Melt in Happiness) Awww~
Viridi: (Immediately Starts Shaking her Head) B-But that's enough about me! What happened to you?
Ren: Pit accidentally fell asleep in Hotsprings earlier.
Dark Pit: And almost drown if it wasn't for us saving him.
Viridi: (Eyes Widened in Surprise) Pit, is that true!?
Pit: (Chuckles Awkwardly) Yeah. I uhh ....did not expect it to be that relaxing in there, you know- (Gets Smack on the Arm by Viridi) ('SMACK') OWWW!!
Viridi: (Angrily Smacks Pit by the Arm) You idiot! That doesn't mean you should fall asleep in a hot, scolding water!!
Pit: Okay! Okay! I'm sorry. I won't scare you guys like that again. I promise.
Viridi: (Pouts at her Angel Boyfriend) You better or we're gonna have some problems. (Gives Pit a Kiss on the Cheek) Dummy.
Pit: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) Thanks, Viridi~
Viridi: ('Sigh') Whatever. So where are you guys going now?
Dark Pit: We're taking Pit back to his place. It's not far from here really.
Viridi: Alright. Then I'll carry him there.
Pit: Viridi, it's fine. You don't have do all of that- (Immediately Gets Carried in Viridi's Arms at Ease) Okay.
Ren: How are you able to carry him that easily?
Viridi: (Gives Ren a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Ren, I've been the goddess of the nature for centuries now. Carrying something as heavy as Pit here never bothered me in the slightest.
Pit: (Smiles Brightly) I told you my girlfriend's the strongest!~ (Gives Viridi a Big Kiss on the Cheek)
Viridi: (Starts Blushing Again Before Turning Away) D-Dummy!~ Let's go already. (Starts Walking Away with Pit in her Arms While Having a Small Smile on her Face)
Ren: (Follows the Lovebirds Behind Along With Dark Pit) Those two really are cute together.
Dark Pit: They're idiots in their own right. They were practically made for each other. (Smirks at Ren) Bet you wish Makoto would carry you like that too, huh?
Ren: (Shrugs) Yeah. (Smirks Back at Dark Pit) But I'm sure you would want your girlfriends to do the same for as well.
Dark Pit: (Immediately Blushes While Turning Away) S-Shut up....
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